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    I'm not gonna say anything else negative about 408, it is hard when softballs are lobbed at you left and right but I will let the man live his life without my 2 cents...

    The tags of this thread are pretty fucking funny though

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
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    The dumbass can't even keep his lies straight anymore. Now he's saved multiple businesses. In fact. He is so good at it, that he hasn't been able to find work in months and still lives on mommy's porch.
    last post and I am done for the night and likely done with you.

    I saved one business, not several

    in fact, that same business has traded owners over the years and the current owner wants me over there to run the ship while he and his partner open a third franchise

    I didn't say I couldn't find a job you retard, I worked at a BRUTAL collection agency for 2 years while I went back to college and earned my AA degree in biology.

    The collection agency took the wind out of my sails and I became a full time student.

    My parents then randomly changed their minds about my living with them to complete my bachelors and said "markets hot, step-dad has a bad hip so a two story house is not going to work out, plus the horses are too far away to drive and feed daily. we want you gone, sorry, and the house is going on the market in about a month"

    they told me PROMISED ME I was cool to live rent free and not have a job while I earned my degree. that is the bottom line and unabashed truth.

    I would have been working if a back stabbing "friend" didn't take a car away because I quit going to church with him. I put a lot of time and money into it thinking if the winds changed at home i would sleep in my car.

    from here on out any posts that you direct to me I will be ignoring and I am formally requesting Druff to ban you. You are as worthless now as you ever were on donkdown and this community has no use of you.

    oh,

    bye
    LOL. So basically, it's everybody else's fault. You still don't get it Princess, and you never will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    last post and I am done for the night and likely done with you.

    I saved one business, not several

    in fact, that same business has traded owners over the years and the current owner wants me over there to run the ship while he and his partner open a third franchise

    I didn't say I couldn't find a job you retard, I worked at a BRUTAL collection agency for 2 years while I went back to college and earned my AA degree in biology.

    The collection agency took the wind out of my sails and I became a full time student.

    My parents then randomly changed their minds about my living with them to complete my bachelors and said "markets hot, step-dad has a bad hip so a two story house is not going to work out, plus the horses are too far away to drive and feed daily. we want you gone, sorry, and the house is going on the market in about a month"

    they told me PROMISED ME I was cool to live rent free and not have a job while I earned my degree. that is the bottom line and unabashed truth.

    I would have been working if a back stabbing "friend" didn't take a car away because I quit going to church with him. I put a lot of time and money into it thinking if the winds changed at home i would sleep in my car.

    from here on out any posts that you direct to me I will be ignoring and I am formally requesting Druff to ban you. You are as worthless now as you ever were on donkdown and this community has no use of you.

    oh,

    bye
    so your parents told you you could go to AA as long as you stayed in their house after you failed biology? was this before or after netflix fired u? did your friend stop going to church with you cuz youre a satanist?
    lol stop taking being bored out on me

    or share the drugs

    I am fine either way, of course
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine
    i was pretty butt-hurt when mike said he didnt want to fuck with my home game because i was trannie-bombing threads, but ive definitely come to appreciate mike as a poster and a person and feel genuinely that the last thing on earth he deserves is a dime-store bipolar fruitcake like marty threatening him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasep View Post
    I'm not gonna say anything else negative about 408, it is hard when softballs are lobbed at you left and right but I will let the man live his life without my 2 cents...

    The tags of this thread are pretty fucking funny though
    thanks
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine
    i was pretty butt-hurt when mike said he didnt want to fuck with my home game because i was trannie-bombing threads, but ive definitely come to appreciate mike as a poster and a person and feel genuinely that the last thing on earth he deserves is a dime-store bipolar fruitcake like marty threatening him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasep View Post

    The tags of this thread are pretty fucking funny though
    I just saw them a few minutes ago and I was no more good....in tears loling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonamoose View Post
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    so you're saying you took a store not making a profit and made it so it still didn't make profit.

    and you obviously have nothing to show for it.
    the fuck- you realize you just told ME the store didn't make profit?

    do tell, at what daily average was the store breaking even or profitable?

    please, I'd love to hear this.
    oh i'm sorry, 1500 a day is a money truck

    especially after paying the workers, paying taxes, paying upkeep, paying rent, paying utilities, paying for the product, taking into account inventory turnover.
    small franchise dude

    smaller than you're thinking

    $600 a day kept the lights on inventory current and payroll up to speed.

    anything over $1200 daily I earned commission

    the profit margin was between 30-70% (not lying)

    for example the two biggest margins were for thermogenics and pro-hormones
    the average thermo costs 15-25 per bottle and sold for around 75, the pro-hormones were the same except whenever something would get banned we could get up to $150 a bottle

    gaspari's halo-drol was a good example of this

    I know how to run a profitable business, trust in that.

    regards
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine
    i was pretty butt-hurt when mike said he didnt want to fuck with my home game because i was trannie-bombing threads, but ive definitely come to appreciate mike as a poster and a person and feel genuinely that the last thing on earth he deserves is a dime-store bipolar fruitcake like marty threatening him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post

    the fuck- you realize you just told ME the store didn't make profit?

    do tell, at what daily average was the store breaking even or profitable?

    please, I'd love to hear this.
    oh i'm sorry, 1500 a day is a money truck

    especially after paying the workers, paying taxes, paying upkeep, paying rent, paying utilities, paying for the product, taking into account inventory turnover.
    small franchise dude

    smaller than you're thinking

    $600 a day kept the lights on inventory current and payroll up to speed.

    anything over $1200 daily I earned commission

    the profit margin was between 30-70% (not lying)

    for example the two biggest margins were for thermogenics and pro-hormones
    the average thermo costs 15-25 per bottle and sold for around 75, the pro-hormones were the same except whenever something would get banned we could get up to $150 a bottle

    gaspari's halo-drol was a good example of this

    I know how to run a profitable business, trust in that.

    regards
    my bad dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
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    The tags of this thread are pretty fucking funny though
    I just saw them a few minutes ago and I was no more good....in tears loling.
    "the cake is a lie"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine
    i was pretty butt-hurt when mike said he didnt want to fuck with my home game because i was trannie-bombing threads, but ive definitely come to appreciate mike as a poster and a person and feel genuinely that the last thing on earth he deserves is a dime-store bipolar fruitcake like marty threatening him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonamoose View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by anonamoose View Post

    oh i'm sorry, 1500 a day is a money truck

    especially after paying the workers, paying taxes, paying upkeep, paying rent, paying utilities, paying for the product, taking into account inventory turnover.
    small franchise dude

    smaller than you're thinking

    $600 a day kept the lights on inventory current and payroll up to speed.

    anything over $1200 daily I earned commission

    the profit margin was between 30-70% (not lying)

    for example the two biggest margins were for thermogenics and pro-hormones
    the average thermo costs 15-25 per bottle and sold for around 75, the pro-hormones were the same except whenever something would get banned we could get up to $150 a bottle

    gaspari's halo-drol was a good example of this

    I know how to run a profitable business, trust in that.

    regards
    my bad dude

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    40Cake is a business wiz. Everybody who excels at operating businesses ends up homeless and eating cake mix. But it's not his fault. It's his parents. And his friends. And everybody else's but his.

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    I would like a video of someone eating cake mix. I could find that very entertaining. I might even slip the creator of the video 5 bucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonamoose View Post
    I would like a video of someone eating cake mix. I could find that very entertaining. I might even slip the creator of the video 5 bucks.
    '
    hows about someone pounding a bowl of rice? interested?
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by anonamoose View Post
    I would like a video of someone eating cake mix. I could find that very entertaining. I might even slip the creator of the video 5 bucks.
    '
    hows about someone pounding a bowl of rice? interested?
    how big is the bowl?

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    So Mike, you've had tons of jobs but none of them worked out. You are amazing at everything you do, you just have terrible luck. Do you honestly think anyone believes that bullshit? Have you said it so many times you have convinced yourself it is true?

    "I want a spider, something to call my own, maybe even love me"
    "My daddy said I shoot guns really good!"
    "I'm gonna be a nurse"
    "I'm gonna move to Canada"
    "Today mommy took away my door because I misbehaved"
    "I'm super strong"
    "I rode my bike to the library today"


    It's like reading the diary of a 8 year old.
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    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
    I have had Issues with credit cards in Europe
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonamoose View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post

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    hows about someone pounding a bowl of rice? interested?
    how big is the bowl?
    about the size of your regular bowl cut
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by anonamoose View Post

    how big is the bowl?
    about the size of your regular bowl cut
    1 gallon of rice (before water is added) with no additional flavouring and it's a deal.

    video can't be made before this post or agreement.
    Last edited by anonamoose; 07-26-2012 at 11:37 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    they told me PROMISED ME I was cool to live rent free and not have a job while I earned my degree. that is the bottom line and unabashed truth.
    You obviously should have gotten a notarised contract with them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zealanddonk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    they told me PROMISED ME I was cool to live rent free and not have a job while I earned my degree. that is the bottom line and unabashed truth.
    You obviously should have gotten a notarised contract with them.
    it would only be good for 5 years though right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    Like my buddy was bitching a few months back how much he hates satan, until I laid some truth-satan HAD to exist, otherwise one can not appreciate nor gauge good. good and bad, all that. He looked shocked, and suddenly realized I was right, and admitted as much.
    LOL WTF. Who in real life sits around bitching about Satan? Was your buddy active in the First Great Awakening of the 1740s?

    Anyways, good luck with your future plans, that one part just made me laugh a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by michael View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    Like my buddy was bitching a few months back how much he hates satan, until I laid some truth-satan HAD to exist, otherwise one can not appreciate nor gauge good. good and bad, all that. He looked shocked, and suddenly realized I was right, and admitted as much.
    LOL WTF. Who in real life sits around bitching about Satan? Was your buddy active in the First Great Awakening of the 1740s?

    Anyways, good luck with your future plans, that one part just made me laugh a bit.
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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