*** OFFICIAL *** Life and Times of 408Mike Thread

[Muck Ficon]

IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING

You realize you are 32 years old and bragging about having a job right? Possibly getting a truck too? Wow, you should get a medal or some sort of award!

[Anal_Hershiser]

IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING

You realize you are 32 years old and bragging about having a job right? Possibly getting a truck too? Wow, you should get a medal or some sort of award!

Classic 40Ape. Proud of himself for shit that he should have accomplished 15 years ago.

[sonatine]

Stop saying "bud" Mike.

[Muck Ficon]

No handouts of ANY kind

brought me carrot cake and chicken noodle soup.

suddenly he produces a brand new pack of Benson and Hedges 100's full flavor and gives them to me

No handouts? They probably felt bad seeing some white guy who looked semi-retarded doing work only Mexicans would do.

[408Mike]

Azz I really hope you don't come to PFA just to bring your tired 408 trolling shtick with you.

FWIW I made $280 cash today and will make $150 tomorrow and have a very real offer on the table to go back to managing a sports nutrition franchise. I am gunning for something equitable to my experience and expertise in the field while also keeping in mind I will take damn near anything (IE I am doing my best to not get fucked as per my usual life fail)

Keep hating, but all in all I will make ~2k by next friday cash in hand, and guess what I haven't done to get it?

No gay porn
No stealing
No begging
No handouts of ANY kind
No help from mommy and daddy
No car
No cell phone

You could do better? DOUBT IT BUD

Oh, and all goes well within the next week or two I will have a truck.

I AM GETTING BACK ON MY FEET AND DOING IT MY WAY

Dumbest person you have dealt with? Doubt that sincerely. IQ test anytime you're feeling frisky, no money to wager but I will absolutely handle business.

If you choose no, please stop with the bullshit, it WAS old and I literally left donkdown to get away from morons like you. Bring that bullshit to PFA and I, for one, will be overjoyed when Druff inevitably bans you.

I personally would rather give you ~50 posts to show you can make something of your time here, but only you can say what happens really. Be a dick, don't let the door hit you on the way out bud.

Lol. Two days ago it was full steam ahead with the Navy. Now it's some other bullshit. You are a failure at life. Have been for 32 years now. Nothing is going to change.

my court date is 8/3 for record clearance
my court date is 8/3 for record clearance
you are a moron
my court date is 8/3 for record clearance

the navy is 100% UNLESS SOMETHING BETTER COMES ALONG- like have a business to run and making good money.

gosh

[408Mike]

IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING

You realize you are 32 years old and bragging about having a job right? Possibly getting a truck too? Wow, you should get a medal or some sort of award!

not bragging, HAPPY

god forbid I know right

one minute you hate that I don't have a job, now I have two of them and you hate me for that as well

"oh look, mike's life is getting better!"

HATE HATE HATE

your act is getting tired son

[408Mike]

brought me carrot cake and chicken noodle soup.

suddenly he produces a brand new pack of Benson and Hedges 100's full flavor and gives them to me

No handouts? They probably felt bad seeing some white guy who looked semi-retarded doing work only Mexicans would do.

hmm

begging for grocery money a la mrobot on dd vs some nice old folks who were happy to see a friendly face install an irrigation system for them so they can have a new garden

which one seems like begging for handouts of the two...hmm......

[408Mike]

Stop saying "bud" Mike.

I like it tho...and I normally say buddy, but i keep getting lazy...

I need to find a suitable replacement here...

[408Mike]

You realize you are 32 years old and bragging about having a job right? Possibly getting a truck too? Wow, you should get a medal or some sort of award!

Classic 40Ape. Proud of himself for shit that he should have accomplished 15 years ago.

I was working 15 years ago, at 17 I worked both at office depot and also moonlighted as a diesel mechanic (at the expense of my high school education of course)

I also chased jailbait and copped pretty decent tail I would pay to fuck right now.

ooooooops, I shouldn't have said that....truth is truth tho.

[sonatine]

Stop saying "bud" Mike.

I like it tho...and I normally say buddy, but i keep getting lazy...

I need to find a suitable replacement here...

It's how we figured out Jewdonk has organic brain damage.

[Muck Ficon]

after digging a trench roughly 1 ft wide x 1.5 deep x 25ft in length

Bad news Mike. The dimensions of that trench were in yards, not feet. Don't even bother showing up for work tomorrow.

[408Mike]

gl

thanks Erik, same to you

[408Mike]

Lol. Just another example of how Princess Mike relies on everybody else for most everything in his life. He became Princess Mike when I read how he was complaining that mommy took his door away. A 32 year old "man" still living at home and has accomplished NOTHING in life. Way to go Princess.

I called it.

Amazingly fast I might add

[408Mike]

40great, is this true?

THAT IS THE TRUEST THING I HAVE SEEN POSSIBLY IN MY LIFETIME

WOW

I will be saving that to my USB for sure.

ty

[Muck Ficon]

I like it tho...and I normally say buddy, but i keep getting lazy...

I need to find a suitable replacement here...

It's how we figured out Jewdonk has organic brain damage.

[Anal_Hershiser]

Lol. Two days ago it was full steam ahead with the Navy. Now it's some other bullshit. You are a failure at life. Have been for 32 years now. Nothing is going to change.

my court date is 8/3 for record clearance
my court date is 8/3 for record clearance
you are a moron
my court date is 8/3 for record clearance

the navy is 100% UNLESS SOMETHING BETTER COMES ALONG- like have a business to run and making good money.

gosh

You'll find an excuse Princess. You always do.

[Jasep]

suddenly he produces a brand new pack of Benson and Hedges 100's full flavor and gives them to me

No handouts? They probably felt bad seeing some white guy who looked semi-retarded doing work only Mexicans would do.

hmm

begging for grocery money a la mrobot on dd vs some nice old folks who were happy to see a friendly face install an irrigation system for them so they can have a new garden

which one seems like begging for handouts of the two...hmm......

Not to jump on the bandwagon, but didn't u post recently that you would consider a "pass the hat" type fundraiser to get you to go with Weiss?

also, you probably aren't stable enough to run anyones business, you will just be hurting someone elses financial future.

[Anal_Hershiser]

No handouts? They probably felt bad seeing some white guy who looked semi-retarded doing work only Mexicans would do.

hmm

begging for grocery money a la mrobot on dd vs some nice old folks who were happy to see a friendly face install an irrigation system for them so they can have a new garden

which one seems like begging for handouts of the two...hmm......

Not to jump on the bandwagon, but didn't u post recently that you would consider a "pass the hat" type fundraiser to get you to go with Weiss?

also, you probably aren't stable enough to run anyones business, you will just be hurting someone elses financial future.

He is borderline retarded. 2 days ago he's homeless and starving. Today he's gonna run his own business. The guy is completely clueless.

[sonatine]

Mike I have a challenge for you. Ill post a pic. If you cant describe it accurately in 10 words or less, you have to go back to Skatz and accept Rum Dick's apology and promise him you're not going to eat his face.

[limitles]