*** OFFICIAL *** Life and Times of 408Mike Thread

[Bootsy Collins]

If it was Marty he would have at least 20 posts by now.

[408Mike]

bob or marty, one of the two imo.

[WillieMcFML]

If it was Marty he would have at least 20 posts by now.

he's topping off his beam

[Bootsy Collins]

If it was Marty he would have at least 20 posts by now.

he's topping off his beam

No there is someone else who I think It is.

[408Mike]

he's topping off his beam

No there is someone else who I think It is.

[zealanddonk]

Mike, who told you ruining forums was an Olympic event?

[sonatine]

bob or marty, one of the two imo.

[Anal_Hershiser]

No there is someone else who I think It is.

People call you dumb all the time. But I can say in all honesty, you are the dumbest person I have ever interacted with in my entire life. It isn't even really close. The fact that you have managed to survive for 32 years is nothing short of miraculous. Then again, it can't be all that tough when you rely on mommy and daddy for EVERYTHING.

[408Mike]

bob or marty, one of the two imo.

I was also very tired, a few seconds of thought and I might have realized the similarities both in name and posting style.

If I were more perfect, I might be you and not me.

That made sense just now, hope it sticks.

[408Mike]

People call you dumb all the time. But I can say in all honesty, you are the dumbest person I have ever interacted with in my entire life. It isn't even really close. The fact that you have managed to survive for 32 years is nothing short of miraculous. Then again, it can't be all that tough when you rely on mommy and daddy for EVERYTHING.

Azz I really hope you don't come to PFA just to bring your tired 408 trolling shtick with you.

FWIW I made $280 cash today and will make $150 tomorrow and have a very real offer on the table to go back to managing a sports nutrition franchise. I am gunning for something equitable to my experience and expertise in the field while also keeping in mind I will take damn near anything (IE I am doing my best to not get fucked as per my usual life fail)

Keep hating, but all in all I will make ~2k by next friday cash in hand, and guess what I haven't done to get it?

No gay porn
No stealing
No begging
No handouts of ANY kind
No help from mommy and daddy
No car
No cell phone

You could do better? DOUBT IT BUD

Oh, and all goes well within the next week or two I will have a truck.

I AM GETTING BACK ON MY FEET AND DOING IT MY WAY

Dumbest person you have dealt with? Doubt that sincerely. IQ test anytime you're feeling frisky, no money to wager but I will absolutely handle business.

If you choose no, please stop with the bullshit, it WAS old and I literally left donkdown to get away from morons like you. Bring that bullshit to PFA and I, for one, will be overjoyed when Druff inevitably bans you.

I personally would rather give you ~50 posts to show you can make something of your time here, but only you can say what happens really. Be a dick, don't let the door hit you on the way out bud.

[408Mike]

I am so sunburned it's not funny.

Have to admit though, hard work is very rewarding.

Also old people are funny, after digging a trench roughly 1 ft wide x 1.5 deep x 25ft in length and tunneling through 6 inches of concrete in the hot sun, my fans (like 15 80+ year old women mostly) came outside (after watching me intently for nearly 9 hours) and brought me carrot cake and chicken noodle soup. I thought that was really sweet.

Then one lady started singing happy birthday, and suddenly it was my birthday lol, my neighbor who's wife stays at the facility was laughing his ass off.

A very nice gentleman then asked me for a light, I produced some matches and we get to talking about smokes, suddenly he produces a brand new pack of Benson and Hedges 100's full flavor and gives them to me. I have never had these cigarettes in my life, they are TASTY! Not quite as good as Dunhill Reds (i suspect it's the filter dunhills use which gives them the edge) but damned fine all the same.

Then hit 3 hours of promotions for my boss at the nutrition store (fliers on cars and also some magazine racks and hooking up with local personal trainers and keeping relations to the good) and overall, today was a damned fine day.

[408Mike]

Also procured a 30 day gym pass yesterday and got in a sweet chest/arms/abs workout, today I'm taking it easy, legs tomorrow and I can honestly say

IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING

I FEEL LIKE MY SENSE OF SELF IS BEING RESTORED AND MY LIFE IS ON THE MEND

Just gotta find a way to retain the services of Sonatine as my life coach so I don't fuck this up and I just might be a successful human someday soon.

[Anal_Hershiser]

People call you dumb all the time. But I can say in all honesty, you are the dumbest person I have ever interacted with in my entire life. It isn't even really close. The fact that you have managed to survive for 32 years is nothing short of miraculous. Then again, it can't be all that tough when you rely on mommy and daddy for EVERYTHING.

Azz I really hope you don't come to PFA just to bring your tired 408 trolling shtick with you.

FWIW I made $280 cash today and will make $150 tomorrow and have a very real offer on the table to go back to managing a sports nutrition franchise. I am gunning for something equitable to my experience and expertise in the field while also keeping in mind I will take damn near anything (IE I am doing my best to not get fucked as per my usual life fail)

Keep hating, but all in all I will make ~2k by next friday cash in hand, and guess what I haven't done to get it?

No gay porn
No stealing
No begging
No handouts of ANY kind
No help from mommy and daddy
No car
No cell phone

You could do better? DOUBT IT BUD

Oh, and all goes well within the next week or two I will have a truck.

I AM GETTING BACK ON MY FEET AND DOING IT MY WAY

Dumbest person you have dealt with? Doubt that sincerely. IQ test anytime you're feeling frisky, no money to wager but I will absolutely handle business.

If you choose no, please stop with the bullshit, it WAS old and I literally left donkdown to get away from morons like you. Bring that bullshit to PFA and I, for one, will be overjoyed when Druff inevitably bans you.

I personally would rather give you ~50 posts to show you can make something of your time here, but only you can say what happens really. Be a dick, don't let the door hit you on the way out bud.

Lol. Two days ago it was full steam ahead with the Navy. Now it's some other bullshit. You are a failure at life. Have been for 32 years now. Nothing is going to change.

[tony bagadonuts]

azzlolz

[Ricky]

40great, is this true?

[Anal_Hershiser]

azzlolz

Lol. Just another example of how Princess Mike relies on everybody else for most everything in his life. He became Princess Mike when I read how he was complaining that mommy took his door away. A 32 year old "man" still living at home and has accomplished NOTHING in life. Way to go Princess.

[Bootsy Collins]

azzlolz

Lol. Just another example of how Princess Mike relies on everybody else for most everything in his life. He became Princess Mike when I read how he was complaining that mommy took his door away. A 32 year old "man" still living at home and has accomplished NOTHING in life. Way to go Princess.

I called it.

[Ryland]

gl

[Anal_Hershiser]

Lol. Just another example of how Princess Mike relies on everybody else for most everything in his life. He became Princess Mike when I read how he was complaining that mommy took his door away. A 32 year old "man" still living at home and has accomplished NOTHING in life. Way to go Princess.

I called it.

Yeah. I mean, I thought it was pretty obvious. But it's not surprising 40Ape was clueless.

[limitles]

azzlolz

I was thinking the same thing