Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post

Get a fucking job? Why do you think the military is some sort of magical program that is going to save your ass? If anything it is just going to exacerbate a lot of the problems that you do have, especially the mental health issues. They can fucking break you man.

One part that your recruiter probably won't tell you about is called the moment of truth. They keep you up for a few days and say to you hey, if you fucked up and didn't tell your recruiter something because it slipped your mind or something, now is your last chance. If you don't tell us later we will fuck you but if you tell us now we will give you leniency. Man I have never seen a group of kids more willing to snitch on themselves in my life.

What do you think not telling them about what your doctors diagnosed you with is going to do for you when you start off your military life lying to them? Oh wait, you can't fucking lie to them because one of the things that they will do is make you sign medical records waivers so that they get to look at everything there is to know about you, medically speaking anyways.

So yeah, sorry man I just don't see how this is going to end up working out for you. If you have no problem working 80 hour weeks why not just go get 3 or 4 jobs and bust some ass saving up for a nut? How is the military this last bastion of hope and refuge? You should have a lot of fucking discipline before you bother joining, they will teach you a lot of that shit but you have to be workable and with all of the shit you have admitted to on here I just don't fucking see it working out, man.
One other positive in Mike's military adventure is the fact that the guy is a physical specimen from all accounts. How did he get that way? Hours of hard work in the gym. Anyone who has lifted weights in the gym can attest to the mental stamina that is required to become "built". That's the kind of mental energy the military is looking for and what makes most of us quit. Look at Sonatine. He's not walking uphill to buy his chips, that's why he hangs with young boys. And if you've been homeless, then a day or two without sleep is cakewalk(no pun intended)

Again, the military provides a job, a home, structure, a future, and removes him from his less than helpful community. Go Mike!
totally with Limitles here

also, today I chilled with heeb, and having been out of the gym since Nov, not one single quality workout since, no steroids (save for some orals a couple months back that were a waste of time) and a diet OF FUCKING DAMN CAKE MIX (super moist) I BLOW HEEB OUT OF THE FUCKING WATER physique wise.

Genetics? Perhaps. Diet FUCK NO, and how much meth?

too damned much.

I may come across a braggard here, but I earned that right, and at 32 I guarantee I blow 99% (maybe 100%) of this forum away

get me in the gym for a month or two, without drugs, few will come close.

don't believe the hype, no prob

talk to people who know me

I earned this body and it serves me well.

also got a job today (woohoo) and a very solid feel for my direction in the navy-corpsman -> PA, or IT all the way (foregoing linguistics if I can help it)

future on the up and up, just gotta scrounge $50 here with the quickness to restore my e-cred and earn the respect of probably the only person who truly has acted in my best interests throughout my darkest most troubling times (when I was at my worst, in terms of mental and physical illness) and move forward from there.

Also chilled at seascapes a while today, and the owner swears up and down Briarius are in season from her supplier (damn I want one! oh...oh fuck me I do) and also on the under there's a shot at a blue ring GETTING MIND OFF PETS I CANNOT AFFORD OOOHHH I WANT ONE SO BAD THOUGH

UGH.....i do.....

$65 and I can have a pretty young red haired tarantula, so desp want something to call my own, to love me perhaps...might have to settle for a rare Widow for now, and release her when the time comes....but I want a Briarius soooooooooooooooooo bad...FUCK

FUCK!

DAMN THIS POVERTY

IM RIDING LIGHT RAIL WITHOUT A PASS CUZ I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO ASK HEEB FOR 2 BUCKS

AND I BLEW THE CROTCH OUT OF MY FAVE JEANS RIDING TO HEEBS FROM LIGHT RAIL IN THE HEAT

I will be damned if another human could navigate the 4 mile ride to his moms place though on memory alone

from the one time i went there 3 years ago

by car....

ok Im getting a big head over nothing here, I am nothing, keep that in mind Grapes, keep that focus dead ahead. dead ahead....

I will overcome all, on my own, without begging stealing or prostitution

someday people will be honored to call me their friend, mark my words.

that day will be soon.

Gary Tapper Tine JD *THE ONLY JD THAT COUNTS* SK Grapes is on the rise, stock soaring through the roof, you will all see, and someday we will put the ugliness you've witnessed on the trash heap of Grapes history. My story...something to talk about? Or forget....

Not sure about that one yet....but I will never be a burden nor letdown again. Not EVER.

-Grapes