*** OFFICIAL *** Life and Times of 408Mike Thread

[408Mike]

Get a fucking job? Why do you think the military is some sort of magical program that is going to save your ass? If anything it is just going to exacerbate a lot of the problems that you do have, especially the mental health issues. They can fucking break you man.

One part that your recruiter probably won't tell you about is called the moment of truth. They keep you up for a few days and say to you hey, if you fucked up and didn't tell your recruiter something because it slipped your mind or something, now is your last chance. If you don't tell us later we will fuck you but if you tell us now we will give you leniency. Man I have never seen a group of kids more willing to snitch on themselves in my life.

What do you think not telling them about what your doctors diagnosed you with is going to do for you when you start off your military life lying to them? Oh wait, you can't fucking lie to them because one of the things that they will do is make you sign medical records waivers so that they get to look at everything there is to know about you, medically speaking anyways.

So yeah, sorry man I just don't see how this is going to end up working out for you. If you have no problem working 80 hour weeks why not just go get 3 or 4 jobs and bust some ass saving up for a nut? How is the military this last bastion of hope and refuge? You should have a lot of fucking discipline before you bother joining, they will teach you a lot of that shit but you have to be workable and with all of the shit you have admitted to on here I just don't fucking see it working out, man.

One other positive in Mike's military adventure is the fact that the guy is a physical specimen from all accounts. How did he get that way? Hours of hard work in the gym. Anyone who has lifted weights in the gym can attest to the mental stamina that is required to become "built". That's the kind of mental energy the military is looking for and what makes most of us quit. Look at Sonatine. He's not walking uphill to buy his chips, that's why he hangs with young boys. And if you've been homeless, then a day or two without sleep is cakewalk(no pun intended)

Again, the military provides a job, a home, structure, a future, and removes him from his less than helpful community. Go Mike!

totally with Limitles here

also, today I chilled with heeb, and having been out of the gym since Nov, not one single quality workout since, no steroids (save for some orals a couple months back that were a waste of time) and a diet OF FUCKING DAMN CAKE MIX (super moist) I BLOW HEEB OUT OF THE FUCKING WATER physique wise.

Genetics? Perhaps. Diet FUCK NO, and how much meth?

too damned much.

I may come across a braggard here, but I earned that right, and at 32 I guarantee I blow 99% (maybe 100%) of this forum away

get me in the gym for a month or two, without drugs, few will come close.

don't believe the hype, no prob

talk to people who know me

I earned this body and it serves me well.

also got a job today (woohoo) and a very solid feel for my direction in the navy-corpsman -> PA, or IT all the way (foregoing linguistics if I can help it)

future on the up and up, just gotta scrounge $50 here with the quickness to restore my e-cred and earn the respect of probably the only person who truly has acted in my best interests throughout my darkest most troubling times (when I was at my worst, in terms of mental and physical illness) and move forward from there.

Also chilled at seascapes a while today, and the owner swears up and down Briarius are in season from her supplier (damn I want one! oh...oh fuck me I do) and also on the under there's a shot at a blue ring GETTING MIND OFF PETS I CANNOT AFFORD OOOHHH I WANT ONE SO BAD THOUGH

UGH.....i do.....

$65 and I can have a pretty young red haired tarantula, so desp want something to call my own, to love me perhaps...might have to settle for a rare Widow for now, and release her when the time comes....but I want a Briarius soooooooooooooooooo bad...FUCK

FUCK!

DAMN THIS POVERTY

IM RIDING LIGHT RAIL WITHOUT A PASS CUZ I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO ASK HEEB FOR 2 BUCKS

AND I BLEW THE CROTCH OUT OF MY FAVE JEANS RIDING TO HEEBS FROM LIGHT RAIL IN THE HEAT

I will be damned if another human could navigate the 4 mile ride to his moms place though on memory alone

from the one time i went there 3 years ago

by car....

ok Im getting a big head over nothing here, I am nothing, keep that in mind Grapes, keep that focus dead ahead. dead ahead....

I will overcome all, on my own, without begging stealing or prostitution

someday people will be honored to call me their friend, mark my words.

that day will be soon.

Gary Tapper Tine JD *THE ONLY JD THAT COUNTS* SK Grapes is on the rise, stock soaring through the roof, you will all see, and someday we will put the ugliness you've witnessed on the trash heap of Grapes history. My story...something to talk about? Or forget....

Not sure about that one yet....but I will never be a burden nor letdown again. Not EVER.

-Grapes

[sonatine]

so you spent some quality time with heeb and come back with a job, plans to acquire exotic pets, and a physique that dominates up to and including 100% of the other posters here.

seems to me you should be spending a lot more time with heeb!

[RichardBrodiesCombover.]

[nunbeater]

Get a fucking job? Why do you think the military is some sort of magical program that is going to save your ass? If anything it is just going to exacerbate a lot of the problems that you do have, especially the mental health issues. They can fucking break you man.

One part that your recruiter probably won't tell you about is called the moment of truth. They keep you up for a few days and say to you hey, if you fucked up and didn't tell your recruiter something because it slipped your mind or something, now is your last chance. If you don't tell us later we will fuck you but if you tell us now we will give you leniency. Man I have never seen a group of kids more willing to snitch on themselves in my life.

What do you think not telling them about what your doctors diagnosed you with is going to do for you when you start off your military life lying to them? Oh wait, you can't fucking lie to them because one of the things that they will do is make you sign medical records waivers so that they get to look at everything there is to know about you, medically speaking anyways.

So yeah, sorry man I just don't see how this is going to end up working out for you. If you have no problem working 80 hour weeks why not just go get 3 or 4 jobs and bust some ass saving up for a nut? How is the military this last bastion of hope and refuge? You should have a lot of fucking discipline before you bother joining, they will teach you a lot of that shit but you have to be workable and with all of the shit you have admitted to on here I just don't fucking see it working out, man.

One other positive in Mike's military adventure is the fact that the guy is a physical specimen from all accounts. How did he get that way? Hours of hard work in the gym. Anyone who has lifted weights in the gym can attest to the mental stamina that is required to become "built". That's the kind of mental energy the military is looking for and what makes most of us quit. Look at Sonatine. He's not walking uphill to buy his chips, that's why he hangs with young boys. And if you've been homeless, then a day or two without sleep is cakewalk(no pun intended)

Again, the military provides a job, a home, structure, a future, and removes him from his less than helpful community. Go Mike!

PT stud doesn't equal to an automatic pass in boot camp. Yes the physical stuff will come easily to him but I am talking about mental games and mind fucks. Working out isn't tough mentally, it's tough physically. Does it take willpower to stick with it every day? Yeah. Is it the same as playing games all day long with a bunch of enlisted fucks that just want to make your life miserable? Fuck no. I watched plenty of built guys that could kick my ass all over the obstacle course because they couldn't fucking hack it.

Like I said before part of me really does wish you the best Mike but it is more then just being buff and able to run fast or do pullups well.

[Avon Barksdale]

LOL @ thinking about purchasing a $65 tarantula when you don't even have $1.50 on your EBT card.

Dude, do you even read what you post?

You should hang out with Dutch Boyd and drink piss together, cause the two of you are certifiably insane.

Certifiably braj.

[408Mike]

LOL @ thinking about purchasing a $65 tarantula when you don't even have $1.50 on your EBT card.

Dude, do you even read what you post?

You should hang out with Dutch Boyd and drink piss together, cause the two of you are certifiably insane.

Certifiably braj.

Am I not allowed to dream? Have goals? Things to look forward to and work hard for?

Points to ponder...

And for the record, I have known and been friends with the owner of seascapes a good 5 years now, I stopped by to say hello and shoot the shit while Heeb was MIA. I was at his mom's place bout 3:30, stayed a half hour and wasn't sure if he'd show up, had no phone to call him on and no money to make a payphone call so just being hopeful at that point. Went back around 4:30 and he was outside, rest is history.

Went to seascapes, asked about a mantis shrimp chloe might have, she said some guy has a green smasher, I am not interested in the least (had one, peacock or nada from here) got the ceph itch again (they are so hard to let go of...) and inquired, if she can source me out a real briarius soonish, I will move heaven and earth to find the cash (couple game testing gigs coming up, no that's not my job, just cash/amazon gift cards (lol? who pays people with amazon gift cards???) ((would be great to be able to finally afford a pair of turbine copper's though, so the gift cards may be clutch)) I already have a tank and sump, would need to get the filtration worked out but chloe will take care of me I know that already.

GOD I MISS MY OCTO, was one of the best pets I ever had...nigga's don't know, Tine knows what love feels like, you never forget it. Come home and your baby is all pressed up against the glass turning colors to get your attention, say hi drop some food in, it's a very special feeling.

Tine has one or more cuttlefish tho i suspect, lucky SOB. Well not lucky, reaping the rewards of a life spent working hard and doing shit right, we make our own luck don't we...

where was I? anyways- I forgot.

tarantula would be a hell yeah if I can swing it, really though I'm on pins and needles over an octo, I might even put the navy on hold if my job prospects turn out to be better than expected (bay area seems to be heating up) and I can be a proud papa again.

fuck im lonely.

oh, and not to bitch too much, but came home at 1030 pm, had to fight with my mentally sick mother to allow me into the garage to get my damned blankets, she kicks me out onto the back porch AND LOCKS THE DOOR behind me, bitching the entire way. She told me I "should freeze" and for what? Getting up at 6am and spending 3 hours cleaning the house for their virtual tour bullshit, before going out job hunting and what not.

She seems to fail at this positive reinforcement thing...well, when you have a broken husband who's no better than a walking sulking wallet with a drinking crutch, I suppose the universe spins the direction you tell it to...

As if I could do better, having had dinner with heeb and his mom, gramps and fam, then faced a two hour light rail ride home, get home to that bullshit

and the kicker

the dogs and cats have a doggie door to get inside with.

I am, as always, thought lesser than the animals around me.

sitting out in the cold, alone, and if I have to piss or shit, well....coffee can on the side (my idea, have to be creative at times like these)

"gee mike, why do you seem to mentally unstable?"

GOSH NO CLUE FUCK WOW MAN

MAYBE IT'S NOT A GREAT IDEA TO TREAT YOUR ONLY CHILD LIKE A COCKROACH AND THROW HIM INTO THE STREET WHEN IT'S CONVENIENT?

GOSH

fucking cunt

least it feels warmer tonight...

[408Mike]

so you spent some quality time with heeb and come back with a job, plans to acquire exotic pets, and a physique that dominates up to and including 100% of the other posters here.

seems to me you should be spending a lot more time with heeb!

can't argue sir

not that I ever can haha

but certainly on the $ here

[WillieMcFML]

LOL @ thinking about purchasing a $65 tarantula when you don't even have $1.50 on your EBT card.

Dude, do you even read what you post?

You should hang out with Dutch Boyd and drink piss together, cause the two of you are certifiably insane.

Certifiably braj.

Am I not allowed to dream? Have goals? Things to look forward to and work hard for?

Points to ponder...

And for the record, I have known and been friends with the owner of seascapes a good 5 years now, I stopped by to say hello and shoot the shit while Heeb was MIA. I was at his mom's place bout 3:30, stayed a half hour and wasn't sure if he'd show up, had no phone to call him on and no money to make a payphone call so just being hopeful at that point. Went back around 4:30 and he was outside, rest is history.

Went to seascapes, asked about a mantis shrimp chloe might have, she said some guy has a green smasher, I am not interested in the least (had one, peacock or nada from here) got the ceph itch again (they are so hard to let go of...) and inquired, if she can source me out a real briarius soonish, I will move heaven and earth to find the cash (couple game testing gigs coming up, no that's not my job, just cash/amazon gift cards (lol? who pays people with amazon gift cards???) ((would be great to be able to finally afford a pair of turbine copper's though, so the gift cards may be clutch)) I already have a tank and sump, would need to get the filtration worked out but chloe will take care of me I know that already.

GOD I MISS MY OCTO, was one of the best pets I ever had...nigga's don't know, Tine knows what love feels like, you never forget it. Come home and your baby is all pressed up against the glass turning colors to get your attention, say hi drop some food in, it's a very special feeling.

Tine has one or more cuttlefish tho i suspect, lucky SOB. Well not lucky, reaping the rewards of a life spent working hard and doing shit right, we make our own luck don't we...

where was I? anyways- I forgot.

tarantula would be a hell yeah if I can swing it, really though I'm on pins and needles over an octo, I might even put the navy on hold if my job prospects turn out to be better than expected (bay area seems to be heating up) and I can be a proud papa again.

fuck im lonely.

oh, and not to bitch too much, but came home at 1030 pm, had to fight with my mentally sick mother to allow me into the garage to get my damned blankets, she kicks me out onto the back porch AND LOCKS THE DOOR behind me, bitching the entire way. She told me I "should freeze" and for what? Getting up at 6am and spending 3 hours cleaning the house for their virtual tour bullshit, before going out job hunting and what not.

She seems to fail at this positive reinforcement thing...well, when you have a broken husband who's no better than a walking sulking wallet with a drinking crutch, I suppose the universe spins the direction you tell it to...

As if I could do better, having had dinner with heeb and his mom, gramps and fam, then faced a two hour light rail ride home, get home to that bullshit

and the kicker

the dogs and cats have a doggie door to get inside with.

I am, as always, thought lesser than the animals around me.

sitting out in the cold, alone, and if I have to piss or shit, well....coffee can on the side (my idea, have to be creative at times like these)

"gee mike, why do you seem to mentally unstable?"

GOSH NO CLUE FUCK WOW MAN

MAYBE IT'S NOT A GREAT IDEA TO TREAT YOUR ONLY CHILD LIKE A COCKROACH AND THROW HIM INTO THE STREET WHEN IT'S CONVENIENT?

GOSH

fucking cunt

least it feels warmer tonight...

this is what our military needs

give this man deadly weapons asap imo, i trust his judgement

[JUSTIFIEDhomicide]

IM SO HOT



IM FREEZING AT NIGHT



MY CROTCH BURNED OUT FROM THE HEAT



I NEED MY BLANKY FOR THE COLD



PING

PONG


PING


PONG



PING



PONG

[Muck Ficon]

$65 and I can have a pretty young red haired tarantula, so desp want something to call my own, to love me perhaps...

How old are you? This sounds like something a 6 year old would say.

[408Mike]

$65 and I can have a pretty young red haired tarantula, so desp want something to call my own, to love me perhaps...

How old are you? This sounds like something a 6 year old would say.

You know I have come to realize it's not worth my time to gripe over people like you because, unfortunately, you have to exist. good and evil, cosmic balance and all that.


Like my buddy was bitching a few months back how much he hates satan, until I laid some truth-satan HAD to exist, otherwise one can not appreciate nor gauge good. good and bad, all that. He looked shocked, and suddenly realized I was right, and admitted as much.

yin and yang folks, yin and yang.

willie if I don't end up fixing computers for the navy I will be front lines with the Marines helping the wounded.

keep running that mouth of yours about what a risk I must be blah blah blah. Someday soon people will be grateful to see me, trust in that.

You won't be one of them, the world keeps on spinning, life goes on. You're free to voice your opinions though, be thankful for that much.

[JUSTIFIEDhomicide]

Mike, at this point in your life can you honestly say it would be safe to hand you military grade weaponry?

[sonatine]

what can go wrong with handing an unmedicated bipolar steroid abusing meth addicted satanist a weapon of mass destruction?

[adamantium]

what can go wrong with handing an unmedicated bipolar steroid abusing meth addicted satanist a weapon of mass destruction?

A man of your intelligence should know that steroids have not been proven to mindfuck people, batshit crazy is batshit crazy with or without steroids.
Other than that carry on.

[408Mike]

Mike, at this point in your life can you honestly say it would be safe to hand you military grade weaponry?

You forget, my step-dad spent 8 years in the marines, two tours in nam. I have never lived more than 50 yards from multiple firearms, and no one has ever had an issue with that. I was trained to shoot with Marine Corps level accuracy from the time I was maybe 8 years old.

So yeah, you're way off base as per the usual.

I am not a threat to anyone that's not threatening my family friends or my life. At 32, you would think I might have AT LEAST ONE violent arrest or conviction, but there aren't any. Not one single assault no violent anythings, not ever.

Once again, try asking people that know me IRL, as opposed to making assumptions based on the internet (where it's well known I fail miserably)

I am bad at the internet, this is no secret.

Carry on.

[408Mike]

what can go wrong with handing an unmedicated bipolar steroid abusing meth addicted satanist a weapon of mass destruction?

not bi-polar
not using steroids
haven't touched meth in some time, and no desire to go back to it despite having ready access to it
satanist?
weapons of mass destruction?

GOD you must be bored.

[sonatine]

im just as God made me, sir.

[JUSTIFIEDhomicide]

Mike, at this point in your life can you honestly say it would be safe to hand you military grade weaponry?

You forget, my step-dad spent 8 years in the marines, two tours in nam. I have never lived more than 50 yards from multiple firearms, and no one has ever had an issue with that. I was trained to shoot with Marine Corps level accuracy from the time I was maybe 8 years old.

So yeah, you're way off base as per the usual.

I am not a threat to anyone that's not threatening my family friends or my life. At 32, you would think I might have AT LEAST ONE violent arrest or conviction, but there aren't any. Not one single assault no violent anythings, not ever.

Once again, try asking people that know me IRL, as opposed to making assumptions based on the internet (where it's well known I fail miserably)

I am bad at the internet, this is no secret.

Carry on.

James Holmes had no violent arrests either.


Carry on

[408Mike]

I am pretty proud of how well i can actually shoot. From 50-65 yards I shoot as well as a field grade Marine Corps officer (did so a couple months ago) with .9mm .357 and .45 ACP

With a rifle, less so, but still anything under 500 yards i am up there, about 85% as proficient as my buddy (who is GOD with an AR-15 from anything less than 1k yards)

I grew up being taught nothing on earth is as deadly as a Marine and his rifle and I lived it, breathed it, and still do.

Kind of hard to imagine the people around me are a worse judge of my character than some internet goons, but we all have our opinions...

[408Mike]

You forget, my step-dad spent 8 years in the marines, two tours in nam. I have never lived more than 50 yards from multiple firearms, and no one has ever had an issue with that. I was trained to shoot with Marine Corps level accuracy from the time I was maybe 8 years old.

So yeah, you're way off base as per the usual.

I am not a threat to anyone that's not threatening my family friends or my life. At 32, you would think I might have AT LEAST ONE violent arrest or conviction, but there aren't any. Not one single assault no violent anythings, not ever.

Once again, try asking people that know me IRL, as opposed to making assumptions based on the internet (where it's well known I fail miserably)

I am bad at the internet, this is no secret.

Carry on.

James Holmes had no violent arrests either.


Carry on

who?