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bro I log on twice a day for a spell I haven't posted on skatz in weeks nor have I cared (ok i made gay sex a video and wrote a couple pm's semi-recently but that's it) and in fact, I quit smoking successfully and haven't smoked once is like 14-15 days I want to say (not sure really) so I will not die at this moment in time, apologies all around.Quote:
Originally Posted by gauchojake
This is one of limitles' funnier photoshops, but still not as good as the vegas1369 tilt monkey one.Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369:lol2Quote:
Originally Posted by limitles
Accelerating the process would be appreciated.
limitles is really funny when he's not totally wastedQuote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffThis is one of limitles' funnier photoshops, but still not as good as the vegas1369 tilt monkey one.Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369
I respectfully disagree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffThis is one of limitles' funnier photoshops, but still not as good as the vegas1369 tilt monkey one.Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369
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I couldn't accelerate my death any faster if I jumped out into oncoming freeway traffic and started flipping people off while wearing a "fuck n-words ski naked" t-shirtQuote:
Originally Posted by gauchojake
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Originally Posted by 408Mikebro I log on twice a day for a spell I haven't posted on skatz in weeks nor have I cared (ok i made gay sex a video and wrote a couple pm's semi-recently but that's it) and in fact, I quit smoking successfully and haven't smoked once is like 14-15 days I want to say (not sure really) so I will not idie at this moment in time, apologies all around.Quote:
Originally Posted by gauchojake
yes you log in twice a day, and spend 11 hours each time writing hilarious attempts to justify your craven personality that no one ever reads.
lol@eleven hours each time.
You are absolutely correct, as always, Sonacuter. :to
Jesus JV...go to user cp, look to your right, you will see options you can click on written in gibberish, the third or fourth bracket of options the last option at the bottom is the one where you can select language. Just click on it and SCROLL DOWN at the very bottom you will see "Arabic" click this, switch to fucking english. If you clicked on something and at the bottom you do NOT see "Arabic" go back, click the next option up or down. This never took me longer than 10 minutes to solve on my own, and I'm not a computer whiz...
I feel legit bad watching the man fumble around...it's rather easy to fix.
what do you have lined up for dinner tonight, mike?
make sure to document it in muh thread
The 00 stands for "Agent with a license to kill". He has the authority to accomplish his missions by any means necessary, including killing other 00 agents.Quote:
I was thinking about James Bond. I don't get it. He's got a Special "double-O" license to kill but I don't get it.
Explain to me how I don't have the identical license to kill for the British government, or for any government - even if they've never heard of me. He can get inserted, he can get extricated; it seems he usually has to manage the latter himself and I can insert you into literally any nation on the planet if you can parachute. We could even take a commercial flight or a bumpy Range Rover ride.
What's so special about James Bond's "Special 00 designation".
James Bond is called James Bond 007 because initially he was on a mission to Russia and the ISD code for Russia is 007.
Pork chops with the grilled red potatoes and cream of brocolli soup, same as I made last night (leftovers)Quote:
Originally Posted by WillieMcFML
Feeling ho hum, unlikely I will contribute, but thanks for offering.
Still feeling the sting of being told my glorious Mashed Potatoe Surprise looked like "Orphanage gruel" jeez
Body alone garners her a solid 6 wtfQuote:
6?
I don't think she's a 6.
are you just quoting posts from skatz right now?
isn't that a little obsessive?
most of those guys don't read this site
and no offense but they banned you so they wouldn't have to read your posts so i'm a little confused as to why you feel the need to do this
Because he is crazy as hell.Quote:
i'm a little confused as to why you feel the need to do this
This is true, also I found a cool trick to improve short term retention and recall capability- train your memory to stop discarding things, find more of what you see relevant. I'll make a thread about it, though it's not huge and exciting news. Nevermind, not thread worthy.Quote:
Nah. All you need is a photographic memory like your spurned disciple/self-annointed distiller of your wisdom, mr 408.
To do it while driving or in motion glance at something out of the side of your field of vision and name it mentally, then verbally (aloud) and look straight, dart back to the object, and again and again as many times as you can. I like to focus on bicyclists, because the trick has two parts.
NOW once the object has left you field of vision try as HARD as you can to re-see the image in your mind, and keep saying silently and aloud (trade off) what the object was, describe it as best you can, and keep trying to keep that image in your mind as long as possible with your eyes shut preferably, although it's super good to be able to do this mentally with your eyes open and be able to still see the image mentally (I can do this)
ex
http://www.4freephotos.com/images/Ma...n-a-bridge.jpg
As you come up on the man say to yourself "A man riding a bicycle wearing a blue jacket, shorts, white and blue athletic shoes, he has a fanny pack and blue gloves" once, then allow your eyes to dart forward and then to the man, forward and then to the man etc. until he passes from your field of vision, then close your eyes (or keep open if driving) and re-see the image and keep describing it as best you can. Details like the color of his gloves are CRUCIAL.
Do this 3 times a day and I swear on everything within DAYS your memory will get super good and become very photographic, it's a distinct improvement for most people.
nerd tip- cortisol/stress have a profound impact on long term memory creation and recall, I used to put a thumb tack in my shoe and step on it whenever I read something I HAD to know. Worked like a charm!
Before anyone chastises me for offering advice when not asked for, I don't give a shit. Just rambling about things no one finds important anyway, bite me.
Honestly I know they don't like me (never did) I just felt nostalgic when I saw scooter having a hard time with the arabic language switcharoo, kind of miss when Tine used to do it to me. Feeling listless, I hardly read skatz nowadays (maybe 3 times a week) and even less of tyde. Donkdown, who knows.Quote:
Originally Posted by WillieMcFML
Only a matter of time before Druff turns out the lights and a rather large chapter of my life dies on the spot. Not sure how I feel about that, to be honest. Not happy, but it's inevitable at this point so...
The memory tips are actually pretty tits, might come in handy for an online poker player who's got a shitty short term memory (smokes pot who knows)
My cousin would bitch "Oh so the people at pfa have shitty memories? What a jerk you are" or some shit. Typical Me, trying to be helpful (honestly) and end up pissing people off.
I am literally not speaking to my cousin at this point, and she being my sister/brother/cousin all rolled into one, it kind of hurts. (only child, no cousins but her)
this is the online version of the crazy homeless person having a conversation with himself
Yeah I know...