*** OFFICIAL *** Life and Times of 408Mike Thread

[nunbeater]

Glad to see this thread getting back on track, A+.

[Corrigan]

And....... commence limitles nap

[anonamoose]

ITT: People who don't understand what an IQ even means.

[408Mike]

Because even one post responding to a troll seems to derail entire threads, from now on I will keep a running tally of who tends to troll exclusively (and therefore ought to be banned so says the rules) and if i respond to them EVER, in any thread regardless of context I wil just copy and paste in here.

Obv a lot of posts will seem bizarre and make no sense and won't seem to matter, this is intentional. I get to vex my need to respond incessantly, trolls get no attention is threads and cry like baby's and probably give up, everyone is happy.

RIGHT:??>??

You would insta-recognize a couple others tho, if not by name by sight, which isn't any better than knowing or vice versa.

Porn consumption is too high when it's affecting your actual sex life IMO.

Also anyone else able to nut WAY faster beating it than having actual sex? I can fuck for six hours (done it many times) but sometimes 15 seconds is all I got for my poor hand, who hasn't had an organism since Reagons heyday.

true porn story (gotta share this) so I am at a friends place and we are smoking fine cigars, the four of us are, and listening to techno music and I'm kind of mentally thinking about stupid shit, and suddenly the music guy sneaks over to the tv and the music goes off, and this static laden vhs is put on and I hear the unmistakeable tune of Charlie Brown, and I'm like WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CRAP and suddenly these two dudes in cut off daisy dukes are out in the woods see, on a trail by themselves riding a 4 wheeler, when dude driving hits a pebble and then I missed something and dude was sucking the other dudes dick, back against the 4 wheeler obv.

I'm looking at this and I think to myself "strange, not strange? hmm" and look around and the three guys all have one hand down the front of their pants and the guy next to me starts bitching about how weak of a grip the dude on his knees is using, "it's a blowJOB not blowTAKEITEASY. Soandso (to my right) have you ever gotten off from a grip that weak?" I *VERY QUICKLY* say I need to hit the head and went to the kitchen and made myself something for dinner and at some point after the statement that soandso has a very strong grip I heard "show me" and turned down offers from three people to smoke cigarettes. These same people have been bitching about me to the home owner because I am irritating and always trying to give them nicotine gum so they can quit smoking.


truest thing I have seen in all my life

You are gay Mike. Just admit it.

Confirmed not gay by several gay dudes who all see me as the hot lesbian you could never be friends with...I actually was told I "spend too much time there" and was shocked when it happened, the gist is I am a tease. I couldn't fucking believe it, but it makes sense. I do tend to be the only straight guy there, out of a dozen people or so, who hangs out there and is straight...I suppose at some point in time it might be a good idea to actually try having gay sex and see if I like it, but I feel no attraction to men (like less than nothing) so not really fucking sure how that will all play out. So far as I know right now, I am definitely straight.

[408Mike]

man, looking at these tags is like a window into an alternate reality, one that feels so ancient but in truth was just a couple months ago.

feels so weird looking back, and just today I helped my parents load THE LAST couple things out of the entire house that I grew up in, and they took off for the night to mom's friends place in morgan hill where she and my step dad are staying temporarily (they suddenly can't afford a 1 story house with horse property, they got 500k and it's not enough, prices everywhere are going through the roof.) and when I finish this post, I am going to sign out and go pick a lock or two and sleep in the house I grew up in one last time. fuck man, it's just so damned weird, seeing the house empty and the new owners will be moving in Sunday, they agreed to keep our two cats for the time being (bless their hearts)

I suppose I was breaking into some kind of 408 life update, but I don't have the steam for it right now. Suffice to say, Dan Druff was right and I do regret imposing on skatz (I was never posting, that is not a typo) and all the more so because of how LONG it all dragged out. I didn't make any friends but I did manage to voluntarily send personal info freely to a man I have to consider a very well equipped and prepared (vs thejoke that is me) enemy...I got made fun of and gobbled up the attention, my BPD just flying out of control left and right, just all in all I regret it. The things Scooter taught me and showed me, I mean here's how I think the memory will be burned- his insight is invaluable and alone pays the retribution for the suffering, but he wasn't telling or teaching me anything A FUCKING NORMAL AND PROPERLY FUNCTIONING ADULT WOULD KNOW. THAT'S where my heart breaks, precisely when I realize in many ways I am a 32 year old baby, when that sinks in I lose all hope.

Scooter is very different than the man I communicated with, Skyn-word. I believe them to be two different people entirely at this point, Skyn-word obv being the real Self and taking charge on the front lines is scooter, the dangerous armed and lethal psychotic and all in all BAD DUDE fake self which is projected to protect the soft gooey interior.

scooter can jump off a cliff, skyn-word I would be proud to call a friend (presuming that ever happens. I haven't graduated from "bring your own food, that nigga WILL poison your beef lentils" status yet, slow going!)

I had a revelation- I have strengths no one has, and my weaknesses are what are typicaly apersons strengths. Not sure how right that is grammaticaly,

I am looking for full time work, preferably out of the state, I do not have anything right now- no car no place to live no income no money no cell phone no friends (a couple) no driverse license. I am strongly considering hitch hiking accross the country, i'd do it if I had a final destination.

I realized (too late) something I wish someone had pointed out to me when it happend- just because my mom says it's ok to stay with her and not pay rent while I got to community college does not make it ok nor is the choice about anything BUT my ability OR INABILITY to stand on my two fucking feet PERIOD.

I stay with mom, I am a cripple, that's what I am saying with my actions.

Mentally at the time all I could think about was cocaine and youjizz, for hours at a time, barely even noticed how rapidly my life had changed.

I literally am failing and failing and failing, at every single thing I try to do, everything, i cut myself brushing my teeth and swallowd shaving cream while shaving, that's how bad it is for me.

[BUBBLES]

This should be the only thread that Craziest Mike can post in.

[408Mike]

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You bespeak of GREAT THINGS with this snazzy handle, "King of Carts"but I have loved before so....Idk

[Anal_Hershiser]

Mentally at the time all I could think about was cocaine and youjizz, for hours at a time, barely even noticed how rapidly my life had changed.

Tight life.

[Muck Ficon]

Mike, you act like a woman. You need constant reassurance, you are indecisive, and way to emotional. You will never be a man, so maybe you should date men so they can provide you with that you are lacking.

[vegas1369]

Mike, you act like a woman. You need constant reassurance, you are indecisive, and way to emotional. You will never be a man, so maybe you should date men so they can provide you with that you are lacking.

Have to admit, this does make sense Mike.

[Anal_Hershiser]

Mike, you act like a woman. You need constant reassurance, you are indecisive, and way to emotional. You will never be a man, so maybe you should date men so they can provide you with that you are lacking.

Have to admit, this does make sense Mike.

Pretty sure Mike is not a stranger to male/male sexual relationships. At this point, the only thing open for debate is whether he's a pitcher or a catcher. Seeing how he treats scooter certainly points to catcher.

[lewfather]

[408Mike]

Mike, you act like a woman. You need constant reassurance, you are indecisive, and way to emotional. You will never be a man, so maybe you should date men so they can provide you with that you are lacking.

orrrrrr I need to date secure, strong women? I can't fuck dudes no matter how many times you suggest the various reasons for why I must love it, at the end of the day I'm not fucking gay. Deal with it.

[408Mike]

#4 in replies and #9 in views currently, LET'S FUCKING DO THIS

[Pooh]

Mike, you act like a woman. You need constant reassurance, you are indecisive, and way to emotional. You will never be a man, so maybe you should date men so they can provide you with that you are lacking.

orrrrrr I need to date secure, strong women? I can't fuck dudes no matter how many times you suggest the various reasons for why I must love it, at the end of the day I'm not fucking gay. Deal with it.

You have a 0.0% chance of attracting anything secure or strong, man or woman. The whole world sees you as a pathetic little boy.

[Vwls]

The great conundrum in life is that in order to attract a mate that has the qualities you need (inner strength, honesty, self assurance, intelligence, a caring heart, etc), you have to BE someone yourself with those qualities. You have to work on you before you can get with someone you'd want to be with. The trouble is, everyone's too impatient and desperate for sex to bother doing the self-growth stuff; they inevitably jump into doomed-to-fail relationships over and over. This is why so many marriages fail. A small handful of people get lucky and find someone who is willing to put up with them AS they grow, but truly, those are the fortunate few. In most cases, if you are struggling with your self identity, being successful and happy with who you are, etc, your mate's going to fall out of love with you fairly quickly.

[SrslySirius]

Mike.

You have one chance.

[408Mike]

Mike.

You have one chance.

No idea what this linked to. Russian jailbait maybe?

Prefer vietnamese or thai TBH, Russian broads tend to get chubby after 24 or so.

[408Mike]

The great conundrum in life is that in order to attract a mate that has the qualities you need (inner strength, honesty, self assurance, intelligence, a caring heart, etc), you have to BE someone yourself with those qualities. You have to work on you before you can get with someone you'd want to be with. The trouble is, everyone's too impatient and desperate for sex to bother doing the self-growth stuff; they inevitably jump into doomed-to-fail relationships over and over. This is why so many marriages fail. A small handful of people get lucky and find someone who is willing to put up with them AS they grow, but truly, those are the fortunate few. In most cases, if you are struggling with your self identity, being successful and happy with who you are, etc, your mate's going to fall out of love with you fairly quickly.

When are you free for dinner?

[Muck Ficon]

Mike.

You have one chance.

No idea what this linked to. Russian jailbait maybe?

Prefer vietnamese or thai TBH, Russian broads tend to get chubby after 24 or so.

Lol. Doesn't matter what you "prefer". Take what you can get. Women don't like insecure little boys like you.

The great conundrum in life is that in order to attract a mate that has the qualities you need (inner strength, honesty, self assurance, intelligence, a caring heart, etc), you have to BE someone yourself with those qualities. You have to work on you before you can get with someone you'd want to be with. The trouble is, everyone's too impatient and desperate for sex to bother doing the self-growth stuff; they inevitably jump into doomed-to-fail relationships over and over. This is why so many marriages fail. A small handful of people get lucky and find someone who is willing to put up with them AS they grow, but truly, those are the fortunate few. In most cases, if you are struggling with your self identity, being successful and happy with who you are, etc, your mate's going to fall out of love with you fairly quickly.

When are you free for dinner?

I'm sure Vwls would love to buy your broke ass dinner.