So what happend to Skatz?

[408Mike]

I have felt indebted to JV for some time, never having had the chance to apologize for making a fool out of myself at times and a few other things. I got my apology in a couple days ago, and with the crash and burn of my attempt to deliver an answer for his google verified boot thread, I finally do have a solution for a huge problem he has, and with this post I am moving on. No more skatz, no more scooter, no more posts from me in this thread or on the matter at all from me.

The problem- Johhny Vincent is unable to communicate with others, particularly frustrated with a lack of communication with the people closest to him (online anyway, and NOT just skatz, I've searched around and found him posting on over a dozen sites and forums and no one ever engages him, it's been that way for a long time) and he is melting down. He can't get help on a problem no one even recognizes BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE HECK HE IS TALKING ABOUT.

but me

I engaged him on my own, talked to him in private and spent months figuring out what the heck he meant when he was posting. It wasn't easy, and required a good deal of effort, and by effort I mean I used to PM him and just ask "What did you mean here? and when you said this? i think you meant this, am I right?" and trust me, he was NEVER easy going about answering me, though he ALWAYS did answer my questions. It's just not his style to be affable and cordial most of the time, it's nothing personal.

Now that the problem is known, the solution was tougher conceptually than it was in reality- my crazy idea about helping teachers and students provided the solution, a coincidence it can not be. It's all about trust in the end, and what JV needs to find is someone he trusts whom is also a great communicator and has communication skills JV might admire and wish to emulate himself, thereby modifying how he talks to people and posts, and everyone wins.

I found this person already, or JV did I am not sure, either way this is more than half of the solution in and of itself. The application into JV's life is well beyond what I am capable or willing to take part in. If anyone wishes to HELP JV, as his friend, please do so, and here is the man you are looking for.

Bob thinks he can write? Bob doesn't write about anything intelligent. He can be witty. He is always brief. That's an overall FAIL. I do not know if it's possible to write about important things that way but I cannot do it. I don't think he can either. He definitely wouldn't be able to do it if he is too lazy to fucking read the most important stuff being written. It's not written good?

Then write it better.

It's in yours and Humanity's interest to care about your immediate future and immediate interests. I have no interest left in Humanity and I'm sick to death of imbeciles who don't like what I write not because it's long but because it makes their head hurt because they've been conditioned to be stupid and suffer whilst I fucked all the filthy whore dolls of their dreams. I didn't win. No one wins when you are all worthless. And if you can't value humans that aren't ready to fuck yet, then what makes you think you will ever fuck anything worth fucking. Are you at the front of the queue?

Fingers crossed for their sake the pretty faces can sail through all the creeps just like you, all on their own, purely to magically reach you. Who knows? Maybe it will happen. Please God, let it be true! Let us speculate and opine whether or not our one-liners and sick BURNS on each other - ouch! SO GOOD! - are as witty and as cool as we imagine whilst writes about things that matter a *little* bit more than a fully sick BURN on an anonymous internet poster.

If I am bright enough to grasp what's going on then certainly those closest to him are as well.

I certainly am hopeful things will turn around and end up good for everyone, good luck.

[Anal_Hershiser]

I have felt indebted to JV for some time, never having had the chance to apologize for making a fool out of myself at times and a few other things. I got my apology in a couple days ago, and with the crash and burn of my attempt to deliver an answer for his google verified boot thread, I finally do have a solution for a huge problem he has, and with this post I am moving on. No more skatz, no more scooter, no more posts from me in this thread or on the matter at all from me.

The problem- Johhny Vincent is unable to communicate with others, particularly frustrated with a lack of communication with the people closest to him (online anyway, and NOT just skatz, I've searched around and found him posting on over a dozen sites and forums and no one ever engages him, it's been that way for a long time) and he is melting down. He can't get help on a problem no one even recognizes BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE HECK HE IS TALKING ABOUT.

but me

I engaged him on my own, talked to him in private and spent months figuring out what the heck he meant when he was posting. It wasn't easy, and required a good deal of effort, and by effort I mean I used to PM him and just ask "What did you mean here? and when you said this? i think you meant this, am I right?" and trust me, he was NEVER easy going about answering me, though he ALWAYS did answer my questions. It's just not his style to be affable and cordial most of the time, it's nothing personal.

Now that the problem is known, the solution was tougher conceptually than it was in reality- my crazy idea about helping teachers and students provided the solution, a coincidence it can not be. It's all about trust in the end, and what JV needs to find is someone he trusts whom is also a great communicator and has communication skills JV might admire and wish to emulate himself, thereby modifying how he talks to people and posts, and everyone wins.

I found this person already, or JV did I am not sure, either way this is more than half of the solution in and of itself. The application into JV's life is well beyond what I am capable or willing to take part in. If anyone wishes to HELP JV, as his friend, please do so, and here is the man you are looking for.

Bob thinks he can write? Bob doesn't write about anything intelligent. He can be witty. He is always brief. That's an overall FAIL. I do not know if it's possible to write about important things that way but I cannot do it. I don't think he can either. He definitely wouldn't be able to do it if he is too lazy to fucking read the most important stuff being written. It's not written good?

Then write it better.

It's in yours and Humanity's interest to care about your immediate future and immediate interests. I have no interest left in Humanity and I'm sick to death of imbeciles who don't like what I write not because it's long but because it makes their head hurt because they've been conditioned to be stupid and suffer whilst I fucked all the filthy whore dolls of their dreams. I didn't win. No one wins when you are all worthless. And if you can't value humans that aren't ready to fuck yet, then what makes you think you will ever fuck anything worth fucking. Are you at the front of the queue?

Fingers crossed for their sake the pretty faces can sail through all the creeps just like you, all on their own, purely to magically reach you. Who knows? Maybe it will happen. Please God, let it be true! Let us speculate and opine whether or not our one-liners and sick BURNS on each other - ouch! SO GOOD! - are as witty and as cool as we imagine whilst writes about things that matter a *little* bit more than a fully sick BURN on an anonymous internet poster.

If I am bright enough to grasp what's going on then certainly those closest to him are as well.

I certainly am hopeful things will turn around and end up good for everyone, good luck.

[sonatine]

seriously tho mikey are you doing bath salts video or what

[408Mike]

seriously tho mikey are you doing bath salts video or what

Never.

I want to say, to Vaughn, you've gotten it almost right, like 95%, in IP banning me, finally. There is one small thing to tidy up, and you've got my respect.

"Scooter, I read the post and honestly, I banned Mike because I believe it is the best thing for the forum."

You are power, wield it, and believe it, and others will respect you, including me. You fucked up by not obeying power when directed to ban a member by justifying A B C reasons, when you should have only said "OK" and made it happen.

Who is in a position to question Your power? If you believe in your heart (as you should) that the answer is no one, then the justifications of your actions become irrelevant, as power should never be challenged.

I lost faith in you Vaughn but thankfully you have support far greater than yourSelf, something you should be grateful for having, Walt Jr.

[RichardBrodiesCombover.]

seriously tho mikey are you doing bath salts video or what

Never.

Pussy

[408Mike]

Never.

Pussy

Go trailblaze yourself, I will follow, trust me.

[tony bagadonuts]

seriously tho mikey are you doing bath salts video or what

Enough with this shit

[408Mike]

He said, "Nice chatting with you kid" and walked out. As if we'd just bumped into each other waiting for drinks at a bar or something. Nice chat kid. I barely said anything. I just listened. He walked out and I walked out and I never saw or heard of him again. I sold my scooter the following week. And I never sold pain relievers again.

You know what his advice was?

Take up tomato farming.

The implied message was that Scooter was too smart for his own good, and thus worked out all the different ways police might catch him except the most obvious and most likely way- by busting someone he knew, who would then rat him out. Scooter can't help having lots of friends, so obviously doing what he was doing would catch up with him, thus taking up tomato farming was his best option. It's also where he got the saying "but I'm not farming tomato's" or whatever incarnation of the phrase he's used.

Thought you might find that interesting, Sonatine, since your guesses were so absurd I actually think you were trying to be serious and wanted to know.

[408Mike]

seriously tho mikey are you doing bath salts video or what

Enough with this shit

It's annoying as hell isn't it? Imagine being me!

The only comfort I have (aside from closing my laptop) is in knowing what kind of horrifyingly DULL existence he must exist in day to day that the same warmed over shit amuses him. He posts bath salts anything and smiles to himself, you know this, and that's pretty fucking sad for a man of his age and socio-economic status.

[BUBBLES]

Craziest Mike, you should keep your bullshit over at DD.

[Anal_Hershiser]

No more skatz, no more scooter, no more posts from me in this thread or on the matter at all from me.

Didn't you write this like a few hours ago? You actually managed to talk about scooter several times on the same PAGE that you wrote the above. You didn't even last half of one page. You are absolutely obsessed.

[Suicide King]

what a surprise. ape turns a thread about skatz in to his own attention whoring look at me party. I literally fucking loathe you at this point

[408Mike]

what a surprise. ape turns a thread about skatz in to his own attention whoring look at me party. I literally fucking loathe you at this point

Not giving much of a fuck how you feel about me tbh, but by all means punch me in the face next week when I am in SF if you want to. I might head up tonight, friends partying at rented beach house, and before you ask you are probably not invited as my friends hate wiggers. You could get in wearing something with a collar and leaving the grill at home though, maybe.

And for the record I am keeping on topic technically, and not spewing the contents into any other thread on the forum. Silence your bitching, and that goes for more than just SK.

[DRK Star]

[DRK Star]

I dont remember the entire story, but I was under the impression that Othello nearly killed a man, years ago.


Careful Mike. Not the type of Armenian you want to mess with.

[Suicide King]

Ive told you over and over, no fucking chance of us meeting in real life. You already fantasize about gay encounters with Cob and tine. Im not having some methed out freak from the internet push himself up on me. No thank buddy.

[408Mike]

I dont remember the entire story, but I was under the impression that Othello nearly killed a man, years ago.


Careful Mike. Not the type of Armenian you want to mess with.

He's fucking Armenian????

[408Mike]

Ive told you over and over, no fucking chance of us meeting in real life. You already fantasize about gay encounters with Cob and tine. Im not having some methed out freak from the internet push himself up on me. No thank buddy.

SK my bad bro, I will be more respectful in the future. Say the word and I will delete any posts you deem offensive, and I apologize profusely.

[vegas1369]

Enough with this shit

It's annoying as hell isn't it? Imagine being me!

The only comfort I have (aside from closing my laptop) is in knowing what kind of horrifyingly DULL existence he must exist in day to day that the same warmed over shit amuses him. He posts bath salts anything and smiles to himself, you know this, and that's pretty fucking sad for a man of his age and socio-economic status.

He is a smart individual that has a great occupation that allows him to pretty much live where ever he wants and laugh at your existence. You are a drug addled never ending bundle of stupidity that has to shack up with a 70 year old couple that lives across the street from your mom and step dad, and you offer to settle $50 debts with food stamp meat. Please, for the love of God, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I know you won't, and I know you won't listen to all the people here telling you to log off permanently, but trust me when I tell you there is not ONE person here, NOT ONE, that would trade lives with you. You have become the most pathetic attention whoring faggot over the last few months that any of us have ever seen, and you just keep coming back for more and more punishment, spouting off long blogs that no one reads or gives a fuck about.

Seriously man, do something with yourself. The internet is not good for you, nor is it helping you progress from the sad state you find yourself in. If you devoted even a quarter of the time you spend on here to bettering yourself in some way, and getting out of the shitty life situation you are in, you would probably be living on your own with some sort of future and friends. But no, you'd rather just be a pathetic attention whore on the internet, writing novels to people that loath you.

Tight life indeed Mikey.

[408Mike]

It's annoying as hell isn't it? Imagine being me!

The only comfort I have (aside from closing my laptop) is in knowing what kind of horrifyingly DULL existence he must exist in day to day that the same warmed over shit amuses him. He posts bath salts anything and smiles to himself, you know this, and that's pretty fucking sad for a man of his age and socio-economic status.

He is a smart individual that has a great occupation that allows him to pretty much live where ever he wants and laugh at your existence. You are a drug addled never ending bundle of stupidity that has to shack up with a 70 year old couple that lives across the street from your mom and step dad, and you offer to settle $50 debts with food stamp meat. Please, for the love of God, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I know you won't, and I know you won't listen to all the people here telling you to log off permanently, but trust me when I tell you there is not ONE person here, NOT ONE, that would trade lives with you. You have become the most pathetic attention whoring faggot over the last few months that any of us have ever seen, and you just keep coming back for more and more punishment, spouting off long blogs that no one reads or gives a fuck about.

Seriously man, do something with yourself. The internet is not good for you, nor is it helping you progress from the sad state you find yourself in. If you devoted even a quarter of the time you spend on here to bettering yourself in some way, and getting out of the shitty life situation you are in, you would probably be living on your own with some sort of future and friends. But no, you'd rather just be a pathetic attention whore on the internet, writing novels to people that loath you.

Tight life indeed Mikey.

Calm down bro, right now there is a good chance I will be killed, someone said a mexican was actually a spaniard and I foolishly got brave, and now the Armenian maffia is probably going to kill me for street cred.

HOW CAN YOU BE JOKING AROUND AT A TIME LIKE THIS