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    ill give you a hint:

    what youre missing makes it futile to catalog even a tiny fraction of all the things wrong with you.
    Well I can take this comment a number of ways, but more than likely what you are saying is my missing sense of my own Self means who i am is no one, thus trying to track the whats and who's in my head is pointless, and the things wrong with me change all the time, am I close?

    There are enough of me that I am never lonely so fuck you and you once again diverted attention from the lack of an actual answer to my question. Please stop doing this, it's childish, grown adults answer questions like the one I posed to you, that's how ideas and knowledge are shared between people.
    You're not a person, you're a drug addict.

    At best you're an irritating novelty.

    I respect heeb because heeb never once thought his addictions were of interest to anyone.

    You parade your sickness around on a leash like a pet, or so you think, when in fact its the other way around.

    The only reason Druff hasnt banned you is because he knows that sooner or later youre going to murder someone and, like an inverted game of musical chairs, perhaps this will be the only site you wont be banned on when you do it, affording him an opportunity to showcase your hilarious stupidity and parlay it towards some site traffic.

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    When I left DD, I realized that the whole thing had been a mistake all along.
    Actually you were kicked out of DD and were left no choice but to come to terms with the fact you couldn't control it anymore.

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    Well I can take this comment a number of ways, but more than likely what you are saying is my missing sense of my own Self means who i am is no one, thus trying to track the whats and who's in my head is pointless, and the things wrong with me change all the time, am I close?

    There are enough of me that I am never lonely so fuck you and you once again diverted attention from the lack of an actual answer to my question. Please stop doing this, it's childish, grown adults answer questions like the one I posed to you, that's how ideas and knowledge are shared between people.
    You're not a person, you're a drug addict.

    At best you're an irritating novelty.

    I respect heeb because heeb never once thought his addictions were of interest to anyone.

    You parade your sickness around on a leash like a pet, or so you think, when in fact its the other way around.

    The only reason Druff hasnt banned you is because he knows that sooner or later youre going to murder someone and, like an inverted game of musical chairs, perhaps this will be the only site you wont be banned on when you do it, affording him an opportunity to showcase your hilarious stupidity and parlay it towards some site traffic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    Well I can take this comment a number of ways, but more than likely what you are saying is my missing sense of my own Self means who i am is no one, thus trying to track the whats and who's in my head is pointless, and the things wrong with me change all the time, am I close?

    There are enough of me that I am never lonely so fuck you and you once again diverted attention from the lack of an actual answer to my question. Please stop doing this, it's childish, grown adults answer questions like the one I posed to you, that's how ideas and knowledge are shared between people.
    You're not a person, you're a drug addict.

    At best you're an irritating novelty.

    I respect heeb because heeb never once thought his addictions were of interest to anyone.

    You parade your sickness around on a leash like a pet, or so you think, when in fact its the other way around.

    The only reason Druff hasnt banned you is because he knows that sooner or later youre going to murder someone and, like an inverted game of musical chairs, perhaps this will be the only site you wont be banned on when you do it, affording him an opportunity to showcase your hilarious stupidity and parlay it towards some site traffic.
    And with the right combination of media coverage, body count, and face eating with some of his posts personally highlighted on this site gaining national if not worldwide attention, on that day, that glorious day (for Druff), pokerfraudalert.com will morp into..........fraudalert.com..........And all of Druff's jewish instincts will be fully realized.
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    My mom has a few special requests actually, Vwls do you do any freelance work? For fun or at least pretty cheap? Mostly cutesy stuff with her horses and baby foal who is still a baby but a freaking huge one let me tell you.

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    I heard from a reliable source than 408mike was sucking dicks to pay for his meth. Is this true mike?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrenchJew View Post
    I heard from a reliable source than 408mike was sucking dicks to pay for his meth. Is this true mike?
    He'd better stay way from Heeb.

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    I stay to myself and keep out of trouble and/or potentially problematic scenarios

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrenchJew View Post
    I heard from a reliable source than 408mike was sucking dicks to pay for his meth. Is this true mike?
    Are you saying meth dealers don't accept food stamps???

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FrenchJew View Post
    I heard from a reliable source than 408mike was sucking dicks to pay for his meth. Is this true mike?
    Are you saying meth dealers don't accept food stamps???
    Fascinating question.

    If I happen to meet any, I'll be sure to ask one for you, as he (or she) fumbles for saliva sufficient to utter a yes or no, I will be not less than 30 yards away headed away from evil as fast as possible. I may or may not get that answer for you, but rest assured, it's a priority of mine from this day forward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
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    Are you saying meth dealers don't accept food stamps???
    Fascinating question.

    If I happen to meet any, I'll be sure to ask one for you, as he (or she) fumbles for saliva sufficient to utter a yes or no, I will be not less than 30 yards away headed away from evil as fast as possible. I may or may not get that answer for you, but rest assured, it's a priority of mine from this day forward.
    Ask him tonight when you see him to buy drugs. That was your plan for the night wasn't it?
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    Vegas is there any chance I can buy you some steaks and mail them to you or something?
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    I do believe Iraq was a huge mistake
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    Why the fuck is the world (cough US) allowing these backward fuckers have nukes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonatine
    You're not a person, you're a drug addict.

    You parade your sickness around on a leash like a pet, or so you think, when in fact its the other way around.
    I have never smoked methamphetamine in my life. Whatever I have said and however I have acted in the past that has lead you (and the greater denizens of the spinoff poker forums) to believe that I indeed have was all a ploy on my part to garner sympathy for my laziness and apethetic nature toward life in general. It's not the easiest thing in the world for me to admit, as in so doing I must also face facts and cop to the shitty rude and adolescent behavior I have brought to the forums time and again, at times against the explicit forbiddance of one forum owner.

    As my frustrations grew at my inability to succeed in life, I really began to come unglued as I woke up every morning over the age of 30 still living with my mother and not having done shit with my life. You no doubt noticed my decline on donkdown about two years ago, this has been a long time coming and just a few hours ago I found myself alone with my thoughts, as is almost always the case, and decided I have had enough of my own bullshit, and I want to succeed in life.

    Facts are facts, my mother gave me an invitation to stay with her and my step-father out of pure love and grace, NOT because it was a great idea. I am quite sure this was obvious even to me, shortbus mike, and when I made the decision to say yes I became a leech, a human LEECH, and as has been pointed out to me countless times by friends and family, since that time period I have turned into a walking poster child for human filth and wretchedness. I selfishly abused a loving parent and for my crime I have been punished in more ways than I am sure I perceive, and to be frank, I deserve far worse.

    Never in my 32 years of life have I EVER said what I have been doing, how I have been living, manipulating and lying, even stealing...never would I have said to any other person on Earth "good job dude, you're fucking killing the game here! highest score! THIS is how the game is played and how winners win at life"

    I have a long way to go in the journey for redemption, and it's been underway as I apologized to my mother, who was not receptive (too busy moving) and my step father, well, let's just say unless I am bringing him the years of his life I essentially stole by manipulating the love of his life and violating the sanctity of his home and privacy and, essentially, his right to the pursuit of happiness, he ain't in without mess for anyone to clean up and most importantly, I would be found quickly and my family was to be notified immediately so as to avoid any further drain on my family in the form of a search for a missing person etc.the mood.

    Even with such gifts I doubt he would care, I have been dead to him some time now, I just didn't realize it.

    I'm on my own with few friends, a shaky place to live, no job nor income, no savings, no anything. The culprit? Me

    I've lost everything in life because at my core lies a rotten excuse for a human being, and bless his heart a good man did step in to save me from mySelf, and for His efforts I do owe my life. At the time we met, I had planned to end my life and was getting ready to carry out my cowardly escape (unlikely I could ever pull the trigger in all honesty)shortly before my 32nd birthday. I won't go into details but suffice to say, the job would be done quickly and no mess would be left for anyone to clean up. I had grown tired of being a burden on everyone around me and had enough being me for one lifetime.

    There is not much more to say, other than I am sorry for the annoying buzzing insect I have been recently, and very sorry for wasting the time of good people whom have tried to help me. That would be me exploiting the people around me, as usual, as it is human nature to want to help a person in need, shame on me for abusing kindness and human decency.

    Thanks to a small group of people, including Sonatine, my lies and bullshit have always been unwelcome and even my advanced mental problems have not been capable of getting around, over, or under that immovable object, often leaving me alone with my thoughts and little by little, I began to come around.

    The only reason Druff hasnt banned you is because he knows that sooner or later youre going to murder someone and, like an inverted game of musical chairs, perhaps this will be the only site you wont be banned on when you do it, affording him an opportunity to showcase your hilarious stupidity and parlay it towards some site traffic.
    Pretty sure Druff hasn't banned me because he has phenominal patience and capacity for understanding what makes a person tick on a much deeper level than meets the eye.

    In all honesty I have received all Truths I sought as well as knowledge and perspective unique to a scant few on the entire planet, it's time to shine and put my demons to rest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    I have never smoked methamphetamine in my life. Whatever I have said and however I have acted in the past that has lead you (and the greater denizens of the spinoff poker forums) to believe that I indeed have was all a ploy on my part to garner sympathy for my laziness and apethetic nature toward life in general. It's not the easiest thing in the world for me to admit, as in so doing I must also face facts and cop to the shitty rude and adolescent behavior I have brought to the forums time and again, at times against the explicit forbiddance of one forum owner.

    As my frustrations grew at my inability to succeed in life, I really began to come unglued as I woke up every morning over the age of 30 still living with my mother and not having done shit with my life. You no doubt noticed my decline on donkdown about two years ago, this has been a long time coming and just a few hours ago I found myself alone with my thoughts, as is almost always the case, and decided I have had enough of my own bullshit, and I want to succeed in life.

    Facts are facts, my mother gave me an invitation to stay with her and my step-father out of pure love and grace, NOT because it was a great idea. I am quite sure this was obvious even to me, shortbus mike, and when I made the decision to say yes I became a leech, a human LEECH, and as has been pointed out to me countless times by friends and family, since that time period I have turned into a walking poster child for human filth and wretchedness. I selfishly abused a loving parent and for my crime I have been punished in more ways than I am sure I perceive, and to be frank, I deserve far worse.

    Never in my 32 years of life have I EVER said what I have been doing, how I have been living, manipulating and lying, even stealing...never would I have said to any other person on Earth "good job dude, you're fucking killing the game here! highest score! THIS is how the game is played and how winners win at life"

    I have a long way to go in the journey for redemption, and it's been underway as I apologized to my mother, who was not receptive (too busy moving) and my step father, well, let's just say unless I am bringing him the years of his life I essentially stole by manipulating the love of his life and violating the sanctity of his home and privacy and, essentially, his right to the pursuit of happiness, he ain't in the mood.

    Even with such gifts I doubt he would care, I have been dead to him some time now, I just didn't realize it.

    I'm on my own with few friends, a shaky place to live, no job nor income, no savings, no anything. The culprit? Me

    I've lost everything in life because at my core lies a rotten core of a human being, and bless his heart a good man did step in to save me from mySelf, and for His efforts I do owe my life. At the time we met, I had planned and was getting ready to carry out my unassisted suicide. Had letters written and a primary to do the job quickly, without mess for anyone to clean up and most importantly, I would be found quickly and my family was to be notified immediately so as to avoid any further drain on my family in the form of a search for a missing person etc.

    There is not much more to say, other than I am sorry for the annoying buzzing insect I have been recently, and very sorry for wasting the time of good people whom have tried to help me. That would be me exploiting the people around me, as usual, as it is human nature to want to help a person in need, and thanks to a small group of people, including Sonatine, my lies and bullshit have always been unwelcome and even my advanced mental problems have not been capable of getting around over or under that immovable object, and thus the path through invariably involves I walk the long way around, alone, just me and my thoughts and all the time in the world to iron out my flaws, should I so desire. If I am lucky I will return the man people knew me as and had respect for, a person many people TRUSTED, at one time.

    It's been so long that I've been gone, now I do make my journey back home, a man broken without pride and not knowing of shame, praying to see a smiling face at some point in the future.

    408Mike




    The only reason Druff hasnt banned you is because he knows that sooner or later youre going to murder someone and, like an inverted game of musical chairs, perhaps this will be the only site you wont be banned on when you do it, affording him an opportunity to showcase your hilarious stupidity and parlay it towards some site traffic.
    Pretty sure Druff hasn't banned me because he has the EQ of....I don't know of anything to compare him to. Suffice to say his patience has, again, been something I've worked over to my benefit, and the more I let truth in, MY truth, the truth I suffered immeasurably to seek and find for myself, and my truth says I am a horrible person, and that is a horrible thing to have to admit. Quite frankly _name_ has been right all along, a bullet would have been more advantageous and logical for the human race, thus here I am once again setting out to justify my Right to Life.
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    Vegas is there any chance I can buy you some steaks and mail them to you or something?
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    Why the fuck is the world (cough US) allowing these backward fuckers have nukes.

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    Fascinating question.

    If I happen to meet any, I'll be sure to ask one for you, as he (or she) fumbles for saliva sufficient to utter a yes or no, I will be not less than 30 yards away headed away from evil as fast as possible. I may or may not get that answer for you, but rest assured, it's a priority of mine from this day forward.
    Ask him tonight when you see him to buy drugs. That was your plan for the night wasn't it?
    I beg your pardon? You seem to have me confused with someone else, I am 408mike and no one else, and I hate to break it to you but bodybuilding and rec drugs do not mix. This has been my personal life policy espoused by mySelf numerous times over the years. I am not an idiot and regardless of what you think you know, never forget, you know precisly what I tell you and nothing else when it comes to my life away from the forums.

    Never in my life have I smoked methamphetamine, period.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    I am not an idiot.......
    Clearly.
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    Vegas is there any chance I can buy you some steaks and mail them to you or something?
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    Why the fuck is the world (cough US) allowing these backward fuckers have nukes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    Never in my life have I smoked methamphetamine, period.
    But you never get used to the taste of that drip in the back of your throat do you.

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    O Drk Star, according to Mikey you rant want more about Skatz than he ever does, is that true?
    Im not totally sure I understand your question. The grammar is a bit off.

    If you are saying that Mike thinks I rant more about Skatz than he does, that would be false. I dont visit Skatz much anymore. Im too old and dense to understand what they are talking about. Most of the jokes there only make sense to insiders. I dont Instant Message so I was a complete outsider.


    Im sure everyone there is completely fine with my absence.
    rofl derek i dont instant message either and am sure a few others dont so i cant see what thats got to do with anything.

    the real reason you stopped posting there is because you went on monkey tilt after making terrible tags and then went into hiding like a toddler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anal_Hershiser View Post
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    I am not an idiot.......
    Clearly.
    Azzclown why can't you be a cordial person in public? Are you capable of doing it even for one day?

    Just one measely day, try being a nice and gentle person to those around you, instead of a huge prick.

    Think you could do it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
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    Clearly.
    Azzclown why can't you be a cordial person in public? Are you capable of doing it even for one day?

    Just one measely day, try being a nice and gentle person to those around you, instead of a huge prick.

    Think you could do it?
    Yet another case of Mikey's "DoubleSpeak". Heres a thought mike, maybe if you were less of a prick to other people, other people would be nice to you.
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    Im not totally sure I understand your question. The grammar is a bit off.

    If you are saying that Mike thinks I rant more about Skatz than he does, that would be false. I dont visit Skatz much anymore. Im too old and dense to understand what they are talking about. Most of the jokes there only make sense to insiders. I dont Instant Message so I was a complete outsider.


    Im sure everyone there is completely fine with my absence.
    rofl derek i dont instant message either and am sure a few others dont so i cant see what thats got to do with anything.

    the real reason you stopped posting there is because you went on monkey tilt after making terrible tags and then went into hiding like a toddler.
    I heard you toddlered up like a year straight hitting the bottle, true or false?

    No disrespect intended but I recall you going by jackblackout on venom, maybe I have the wrong guy, I apologize if so .

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    That is warning #2 buddy, there may or may not be a third depending on your capacity to connect dots on your own. Please go away, and wherever you go, do not breed.

    Thank you kindly.

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