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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike;90841BE

    Do not call me mikey first and foremost

    second I am American and as such I can say click or clique, while you eurotards and wannabe eurotards are stuck with clique

    faggot[/QUOTE

    You have no idea where New Zealand is, do you.
    Nope none.

    Thankfully I secured my ass by saying eurotards and WANNABE eurotards.

    You are not a euro-tard, you are worse quite frankly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post

    If he gave a shit about you and saw you as a threat in some way you can be sure he would make life miserable somehow, some way.
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    You just aren't worth his attention is all, but believe me, he can get miles beneath your skin
    You think Sonatine rapes you daily because he sees you as a threat? LOL. You don't think it's because you are a fucking simpleton who brings it on himself? Pay Vegas. Abide by your challenge.
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    Vegas is there any chance I can buy you some steaks and mail them to you or something?
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    I do believe Iraq was a huge mistake
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    Why the fuck is the world (cough US) allowing these backward fuckers have nukes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GAMBLE-BOT View Post
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    He just accused me of renting out my account for trolling purposes or something gtfo

    and I actually am legitimately in need of his vaping advice, and can't get it, because he doesn't think I am me

    definitely NOT doing radio with that man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    Congrats, a man more skatz than you could ever be and whose life was changed more by skatz than will ever happen again is totally unwelcome at his very home and in truth, has suffered many tines over what was ever justifiable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    also before anyone asks "why do you go to skatz when that's probably tines biggest gripe with you in the first place?" and the answer is not very clear anymore, at least not to me. Meaning I like skatz and wish I could participate there, even though at times it really seems like I am just the butt of every joke or something. I can't explain it, probably just the fact that it's a click and I have never been much for clicks, but this one is more interesting.



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    Might as well grow hair and dye it purple and walk on my hands and sprout a second cock, all of those things will happen before I am respected and accepted at skatz...

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    mikey just because you imagined cobson and i were women when you masturbated thinking of us doesnt mean youre any less a closet case.

    just log off and go suck some dicks.

    1 video with heeb and your problems are solved for like, at least a week.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    Very intelligent people post there and treat the site with reverence and to date, not once has anything from IST been blabbed on the forums
    1st rule of fight club is you don't speak about fight club

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    bubbles
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    sonatine

    at least ya'll are consistent, give you that much.
    There are more in the "Konsitency Korner" Kommrade

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    jsearles with the then-than thing
    Rawfag, and his bloody pants
    The Easter bunny that shits chocolate candy
    This gem on Strippers
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    Death and Taxes (applies to US residents only)

    40... serious biz here....
     
    If you quit acting like this, you'd gain popular support


    I'm just saying... Take the high road and let the sleeping dogs lie.

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    Man, everyone's opinion of Mike would be so much higher if it weren't for sonatine and his goddamn lies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    Man, everyone's opinion of Mike would be so much higher if he made bets he could afford to pay, if he paid his debts with legal tender and not tender beef, if he actually picked one career path and stuck with it, if he stopped getting idiotically high and posting, if he stopped crying about being banned from every other forum for being a fuck up, if he stopped being a fuck up.
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    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

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    Time to ship this thread to the




    Lets be honest here, PFA doesn't have a HOF and it's about time that Druff start one.

    The title of this thread is fucking worth a trip to the hall of fame all on its own. Top five tilt titles of all time, well done Mike.

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    So is Oscar Mike spongeworthy or what?

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    no one has guessed correctly yet btw.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    I'm still trying to figure out if the 408M1ke who registered last month but never responded to my e-mail is really him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I'm still trying to figure out if the 408M1ke who registered last month but never responded to my e-mail is really him.

    almost certainly was, he was posting on skatz as well.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    I've reread the official life and times of 408mike thread a few times, it's a classic. He's down, he's up, he's down, he's up. You can honestly see how sad his life was at that time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
    I've reread the official life and times of 408mike thread a few times, it's a classic. He's down, he's up, he's down, he's up. You can honestly see how sad his life was at that time.
    I'm sure it's much better now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
    I've reread the official life and times of 408mike thread a few times, it's a classic. He's down, he's up, he's down, he's up. You can honestly see how sad his life was at that time.
    I'm sure it's much better now.
    I know you're kidding but honestly, I hope it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    no one has guessed correctly yet btw.
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    I miss a lot of peeps 🐤 in this thread.
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