*** OFFICIAL *** Life and Times of 408Mike Thread

[408Mike]

Mike,

First off, smoking other people's discarded cigarettes is a great way to catch something. If you're lucky, it will only be a cold or flu. Besides that, you're never going to get enough nicotine that way and you'll just spend every day in semi-withdrawal and pissed off about it. Obviously quitting smoking is going to be a pain in the ass right now, but you need to do it. Trying to smoke while in the Navy is going to be a huge pain in the ass too. You might as well quit now.

And just a heads up, the military is doing more and more translation work with computers. They will definitely be scaling back the number of translators over the next decade.
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http://www.army.mil/article/32679/tr...tion-problems/

first I have done my research and so far as I know there is 0 risk of catching anything smoking other people's cigs. second I normally get a nice catch, today for example I picked up roughly 4 whole cigs worth (20-30% at a time) and that's not great, not bad. normally I find at least 2-3 fullies or very close to it, and additionally a bunch of halfers. I sometimes use a clean filter and just tear off the tobacco ends off the stubs and smoke them one at a time to reduce lip burn and risk, but i've been at tihs a while and never had a problem. It still beats begging stealing etc.

bit concerned about your translation comment, if you think long term linguistics does not pan out, would you have a preference between corpsman vs IT? Your opinion is heavily weighted, I realize how intelligent and current you are, it's appreciated. I think the navy has a sweet bonus for linguistics, i am concerned about the transition to civ life and working but at the same time, I am MORE concerned about TODAY and that signing bonus seems sweet.

[WillieMcFML]

giving you weapons at this point is a dumb fucking idea, good thing it will never happen though because you'd rather throw a pity party on the internet than actually putting one foot in front of the other and accomplishing something

it doesn't even have to be something big, just DO something instead of TALKING about it for once

hey, mr can'treadshit

I have one foot in the door with the navy

aug 3rd WHAT?

try reading for once in your life PAL

you've had one foot in the door of about 3 dozen things since i've been reading these forums

you are all talk

prove me wrong, i hope you do


...but you won't

[limitles]

The Military will solve all Mike's problems. Nothing more to see here.

I think it's safe to assume you don't have a clue. Not only would the military provide things like, a job, structure, and discipline it will also take him out of his environment, which can

be a sticking point for people who are off the beaten track. It's worth a shot if nothing more. No better therapy than hard work and responsibility.

[NaturalBornHustler]

Have to agree with limitles on this one.

[sonatine]

first I have done my research

and so far as I know there is 0 risk of catching anything smoking other people's cigs.

second I normally get a nice catch, today for example I picked up roughly 4 whole cigs worth (20-30% at a time)

and that's not great, not bad.

normally I find at least 2-3 fullies or very close to it,

and additionally a bunch of halfers.

I sometimes use a clean filter and just tear off the tobacco ends off the stubs and smoke them one at a time

to reduce lip burn

and risk,

but i've been at tihs a while

and never had a problem

. It still beats begging stealing etc.

[RichardBrodiesCombover.]

Mike seems too emotionally unstable to join the armed forces. The idea of Mike going AWOL seems very plausible.

[408Mike]

The Military will solve all Mike's problems. Nothing more to see here.

I think it's safe to assume you don't have a clue. Not only would the military provide things like, a job, structure, and discipline it will also take him out of his environment, which can

be a sticking point for people who are off the beaten track. It's worth a shot if nothing more. No better therapy than hard work and responsibility.

BINGO

Once you stray from the beaten path, getting a foothold back on it is nearly impossible.

I have also refused to stoop to stealing begging looking for or accepting handouts etc

and no gay porn

1500$ is waiting for me should I wish to go the heeb route, and I just as soon keep smoking these half cigs and baking in the sun if ya'll don't mind.

[408Mike]

and so far as I know there is 0 risk of catching anything smoking other people's cigs.

second I normally get a nice catch, today for example I picked up roughly 4 whole cigs worth (20-30% at a time)

and that's not great, not bad.

normally I find at least 2-3 fullies or very close to it,

and additionally a bunch of halfers.

I sometimes use a clean filter and just tear off the tobacco ends off the stubs and smoke them one at a time

to reduce lip burn

and risk,

but i've been at tihs a while

and never had a problem

. It still beats begging stealing etc.

rofl I was gonna post a pic of today's catch

but I smoked most of it already

ill go back out tonight when it cools off (I AM DIZZY FROM THE HEAT) and if I have better luck, like at least a couple fullies, I'll post a pic or two

and I have a sweet box of yellow cake mix for dinner already lined up (NOT EXPIRED THANK YOU JESUS)

Amazing what I have taken for granted in my lifetime.

[408Mike]

Mike seems too emotionally unstable to join the armed forces. The idea of Mike going AWOL seems very plausible.

my emotional instability

[]totally coincidence
[x] probably exacerbated by my living and home situations and somewhat recent substance abuse issues
[x] made worse by my psychotic mother
[x] will improve dramatically when I am back on my feet and away from my mother
[]is all sonatine's fault
[x]would disappear if sonatine would stop pulling lofty strings
[-] he should ask scuter to ban me all the same
[x]I am on the verge of spitting hot fire, once i get out of the hot sun

[408Mike]

TINE IM FUCKING DYING HERE

AND I HAVE TWO BATHROOMS TO CLEAN GFJRIGFERWJIG[J

DRENCHED IN SWEAT AND DOUBLED OVER LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY HERE ROFL

THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE LAUGHING

BUT I ADMIT IT DOES FEEL GOOD

AHHHHHHHHH A BREEZE!!!! FINALLY A FUCKING BREEZE

[408Mike]

also i am appalled at how poorly old spice deodorant has stood up to this heat, it's produced this (pleasant smelling) slime in my armpits

what happened to being dry under the pressures of a high intensity office environment

or whatever the tv ads used to be about

maybe they were sailors, i can't remember right now

[limitles]

Mike seems too emotionally unstable to join the armed forces. The idea of Mike going AWOL seems very plausible.

what about Sonatine? Any chance for it?

[WillieMcFML]

mike you are being such an attention whoring drama queen right now

get off the internet and go do something

your act is tilting the shit out of me

[limitles]

mike you are being such an attention whoring drama queen right now

get off the internet and go do something

your act is tilting the shit out of me

..he is attempting what you suggest...so shut the fuck up.....

[WillieMcFML]

mike you are being such an attention whoring drama queen right now

get off the internet and go do something

your act is tilting the shit out of me

..he is attempting what you suggest...so shut the fuck up.....

all he is doing is looking for attention and pity

every post he's either too hot, freezing his ass off, starving (thank god this cake mix i'm supposedly eating isn't expired), or being eaten alive by bugs

it's all bullshit

[limitles]

..he is attempting what you suggest...so shut the fuck up.....

all he is doing is looking for attention and pity

every post he's either too hot, freezing his ass off, starving (thank god this cake mix i'm supposedly eating isn't expired), or being eaten alive by bugs

it's all bullshit

it's his thread, don't like it?.... don't look

[WillieMcFML]

all he is doing is looking for attention and pity

every post he's either too hot, freezing his ass off, starving (thank god this cake mix i'm supposedly eating isn't expired), or being eaten alive by bugs

it's all bullshit

it's his thread, don't like it?.... don't look

fair enough

but that doesn't change the fact he is acting like an 8yr old girl

i know 100 people in haiti that would give their left arm to be in his shoes

[Muck Ficon]

mike you are being such an attention whoring drama queen right now

get off the internet and go do something

your act is tilting the shit out of me

..he is attempting what you suggest...so shut the fuck up.....

A worthless pile of shit defending a worthless pile of shit. Shocking.

[limitles]

it's his thread, don't like it?.... don't look

fair enough

but that doesn't change the fact he is acting like an 8yr old girl

i know 100 people in haiti that would give their left arm to be in his shoes

that's a ridiculous comparison and I think you know it

[limitles]

..he is attempting what you suggest...so shut the fuck up.....

A worthless pile of shit defending a worthless pile of shit. Shocking.

keep talking, the more you say the more you have to account for