Attention Witteles regarding Clit

[Muck Ficon]

Are you really loling at that swipe at my family life Drexel? You asked me to stop coming after you because of your reputation yada yada yada yada.

Even though I wasn't aware that I had even been picking on you I agreed to stop. Even though I didn't know what I was stopping. Since then I've said your name zero times.

Now you want to come after me?


What's going on in your life bruh?

Clit my life is good. I am not coming after you. You post jibberish constantly, which on the surface is fine. But when you write 7-8 consecutive posts in row, when you post in threads with little or no content added to the threads actual subject matter, it's both capricious and arbritrary.

It's always funny when BGC claims what he's doing is all an "act". I've actually laid off the guy. He has some serious issues. He spends hours on here.....late at night..responding to his own posts.

[Krypt]

Are you really loling at that swipe at my family life Drexel? You asked me to stop coming after you because of your reputation yada yada yada yada.

Even though I wasn't aware that I had even been picking on you I agreed to stop. Even though I didn't know what I was stopping. Since then I've said your name zero times.

Now you want to come after me?


What's going on in your life bruh?

Clit my life is good. I am not coming after you. You post jibberish constantly, which on the surface is fine. But when you write 7-8 consecutive posts in row, when you post in threads with little or no content added to the threads actual subject matter, it's both capricious and arbritrary.

Whenever "drexel" uses big words it feels as though he just learned them that day on some word of the day app.

[adamantium]

I had to google sic bo

[Drexel]

Clit my life is good. I am not coming after you. You post jibberish constantly, which on the surface is fine. But when you write 7-8 consecutive posts in row, when you post in threads with little or no content added to the threads actual subject matter, it's both capricious and arbritrary.

Whenever "drexel" uses big words it feels as though he just learned them that day on some word of the day app.

You're still too new here to get it.

[Gordman]

I can't believe we had to point this out for you (well...i guess I can since you are sheeboon aka BGC) but,


we ran some tests on you:














So, I guess what we are saying is, make your shit unretarded or we will do something to your tatoo





I mean, do you really want your tatoo invalidated?!

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Gordman won't let his wife leave the house unless she's in Whiteface.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

I just read a couple of my posts now. They are quite arrogant. The problem is they have a room for me at the casino where I play cards so I can just get bombed towards the end of the night. I don't really like talking to people when I'm sober. These girls give me like octuple vodkas because I'm basically funnier than anyone I'm around. It's been that way my whole life. It's the only thing I'm good at besides poker. Tears of a clown.

When people are like Sheboon why aren't you drinking tonight? I respond with, "Tonight I want to stay angry." I have no edge drinking. Everyone is my friend when I get myself even like 10 percent feeling good. (This is why if I'm ever given the keys I will need a hard assed right hand man) Then I guess somewhere in the blackout phase it shifts to haunted memories of knowing I'm not normal and neither is the world and I start spewing nonsense that no one wants to hear. The problem is in that moment I shift back to the belief that most if not everyone understands every possible thing about me and my posts make sense to them.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

But like for real when Gordman makes a post like the one above??? Does he realize that is from the brilliant movie Idiocracy? Does he realize that in that movie everyone is dumb? Does he realize the doctor in that scene is talking to the only "smart" person left on Earth? I mean he has to right?

Stuff like that will always confuse me. It happens all the time on this site. I picture it as something to give me a big head even though I get nothing. Maybe it's a reverse of the reverse beyond my mental capacity so I always leave those posts alone...

but since I'm being honest I might as well ask, why would he do that?

[Drexel]

I just read a couple of my posts now. They are quite arrogant. The problem is they have a room for me at the casino where I play cards so I can just get bombed towards the end of the night. I don't really like talking to people when I'm sober. These girls give me like octuple vodkas because I'm basically funnier than anyone I'm around. It's been that way my whole life. It's the only thing I'm good at besides poker. Tears of a clown.

When people are like Sheboon why aren't you drinking tonight? I respond with, "Tonight I want to stay angry." I have no edge drinking. Everyone is my friend when I get myself even like 10 percent feeling good. (This is why if I'm ever given the keys I will need a hard assed right hand man) Then I guess somewhere in the blackout phase it shifts to haunted memories of knowing I'm not normal and neither is the world and I start spewing nonsense that no one wants to hear. The problem is in that moment I shift back to the belief that most if not everyone understands every possible thing about me and my posts make sense to them.

Ok that's all cool but all I'm saying is don't post 8 consecutive times in a thread and don't post in interesting threads things that are grossly off subject.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

inb4 he quotes my post and tells me, fine but don't 8post in threads with offtopic shit.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

so close

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Let's get down to business though here...

You are Krypt right? Him disagreeing with you here sold me on it and obv I've always thought it based on screen name.

[Sanlmar]

Drexel needs his own cohost for the post Fraud show. Druff continues to pick his.

I remember in duels there used to be "seconds". What did they do?

the job of the 'second', I believe, was to get you to a doctor (or some form of medical care) if you were wounded, or take care of your body (and any attending legal matters) if you were killed.

Krypt or BGC as a Drexel cohost has counterintuitive possibilities or offers some strange sort of reconciliation.

Name the time and place. Given the show schedule lately it'll be at sunrise.

[YUUP]

Opened this thread thinking Drexel was
going to tell Druff how to find a woman's clit.

[handicapme]

I don't like BGC because I think he legit ruins the form, however the below will be the most objective view I can give regarding his most recent breakdown and Zod's post.

I started reading this forum (never posted until like 08 and I forget my sn), or one of the many variants, in early 05 and back in the day someone like this would be banned or bagged or post restricted(this came latter when the bitcoin minster realized mentally disturbed fucks were ruining his potential to make money). A few good examples from early on and now this iteration of the site before I give my thoughts:

Michael: He had over like 10k post in a matter of months and was asked to cut it down. Not being mentally disturbed he did this and most grew to like him a lot. His really good content showed up more and he became a better poster

Limitless: You made a mention that everyone hated you, but the truth was that everyone hated you not because of your coherent post but when you went on some pill/alcoholic induced multi tread posting. You legit ruined the form, were banned, let back on and apologized and told us you were drunk or high as fuck and you were getting help. You would be normal for some time then one night you would relapse and whata you know... it happened again rinse and repeat. Something tells me you finally got the help you needed, but who knows, all I know is that you hanven't gone into a manic state recently and even your haters are kinda okay with you.

yebsite: Same bullshit as BGC were he would get depressed about his miserable life and just shit all over NWP & DD. He's gone now because he scammed(not even sure if it was a scam but whatever) some ausitic kid because of 2+2.me and is now hiding from mason. This is the type of guy that we actually had to make HIS OWN PART OF THE FORUM. RIP yebsite rubber room

That Zap guy or whatever: His name on nwp/dd alludes me right now as I'm hungover and tired but he would get on some weird induced rants and make poems etc. crazy as fuck and would make a lot of shit threads, BUT his saving grace is that he kept it to a minimum and really wouldn't fuck with other threads.

Garrett: Everyone knows I hate him, but he would actually post some good stuff when he wasn't on meth... when he was... lol.

ThisGuyisWhat: He's legit insane, I don't believe it to be an act, I know he has problems. He wasn't making his post in an impaired state, but instead this was just him. I remember checking the forum in the am for new content and seeing every thread on the front page having him be the last poster, the funniest and saddest morning I think was when him and BGC were battling out on who would own the front page...

The majority of the above posters were horrible and prob still are. However, the difference between them and what's going on now is that this is not the 1st/10th or even the 30th time BGC has done this were he goes into a thread and just spews some insane shit that is not topical nor does it even make sense.

Todd, I get for some reason you like BGC and that is perfectly fine as it is your site and you can do what you want, however from someone looking to read or even contribute content when I have the time coming on here in the AM (when I'm waiting for numbers or something to be released and I have 5ish min to spare) and seeing that every thread has BGC as the last poster in it and knowing that 99% of the time it will be something insane... I just go to another site. He adds almost nothing to the site and actually ruins it for others. You always say that you like PFA over 2+2 because the noise to content ratio is always great, but the truth is when BGC goes into his manic states he is the noise.

I can only speak for myself, however I feel as if many on the forum would agree with me when I say that something here needs to be done. If this was just an every 3-4month occurrence, like Limitless when he would relapse, I would just deal with it (granted I would say something in the thread like "XYZ needs a nap") but this isn't the case. Todd, I know you don't want to have moderates on here, but when some shit like this happens some type of action needs to take place. You can't have someone like this coming on your site ruining it for everyone (both posters and lurkers) and making it unreadable.

I think both you and Drex know how much I like this site and the radio (honestly, I can't even tell you why but most of you have grown on me... even the Jsearles) and I hate how sometimes it gets ruined by 1 or 2 fucks. This shit should be something we enjoy and come on here for fun. Like it or not, we are all part of this same weird community and many of us and the new posters keep coming back because of the people who post here. Letting 1 or 2 individuals ruin it for everyone will just deter this community from growing and ruin the sustainability for this site to continue for another decade. I'm not saying the answer is to ban him, but if he can't control himself (which he can't, just look at this fucking thread... or the 9 other threads he has ruined) then I think as the owner and only moderator you need to do something. The bitcoin minster used to say that the only rule is "Don't fuck it up for everyone else" and while the majority of us think he is a douche bag... he kind of had a point with that saying.

Todd, please do something, not for myself or Drex or the other posters, but for your site and the longevity of this community. Someone who is mentally unstable, whether it be making threats or just fucking up the site by making 1000s of bullshit post shouldn't be allowed free reign around here.

(this last piece is not regarding BGC, but needs to be said)
One last thing, people on here need to realize that this is supposed to be fun and while we may troll each other and not really like someone, that in no way shape or form means we should be posting there family / work / friends info unless they are a true scammer. We lost SS and countless others because of this shit and honestly why... what do you get out of fucking up someones REAL LIFE because you don't like what someone posted or said? This shit needs to stop along.

I think this may have been my longest post ever and I hope something comes of it....On that note, I'm going back to bed.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

I don't like how you guys pigeon hole poor Todd into liking me. We barely know each other. Almost as rich as when OP throws out there that he would take Tyde over me any day of the week when he purports friendship with Todd. That's rich on multiple levels. I mean all the girls come to the yard for Tyde posts. He's far and away the most interesting character any poker forum has ever seen so just comparing him to me is just lol to begin with... But let's flip that shit around a little and have me lambaste OP every time he posts. You know... get personal as fuck and call him horribly insulting names daily... then watch Druff start a thread complainging about someone, saying he would take Sheboon over so and so any day of the week. How would that make you feel OP? Yeah I know Druff is strong and basically unaffected by Jewdonk's words but at the very least it's rude.

[Pooh]

BGC is not even close to ban worthy imo. Either put the guy on ignore or just skim past his posts. If everyone who was terrible was banned there would be like three posters left in this little circle jerk and I wouldn't be one of them because even Pooh can be terrible sometimes. The blatant racism on this forum needs to stop well before we start banning crazy inbred fucks. I say first ban all the racists, then the crazies and finally the scammers. Since this is the fraud site scammers and bet welchers should obviously be allowed and even championed. Oh, that's right. They are. Sand n-words too.

[Drexel]

I don't like how you guys pigeon hole poor Todd into liking me. We barely know each other. Almost as rich as when OP throws out there that he would take Tyde over me any day of the week when he purports friendship with Todd. That's rich on multiple levels. I mean all the girls come to the yard for Tyde posts. He's far and away the most interesting character any poker forum has ever seen so just comparing him to me is just lol to begin with... But let's flip that shit around a little and have me lambaste OP every time he posts. You know... get personal as fuck and call him horribly insulting names daily... then watch Druff start a thread complainging about someone, saying he would take Sheboon over so and so any day of the week. How would that make you feel OP? Yeah I know Druff is strong and basically unaffected by Jewdonk's words but at the very least it's rude.

Listen dude, no where in any of my posts in this thread or others did I insult you. I only asked two simple things.


1) don't post 7-8 consecutive posts in the same thread

And even more importantly:

2) Don't ruin good threads/ threads that others are interested in by posting nonsensical rambling comments that have nothing to do about the subject at hand.

Maybe my opinions sound self entitled to you but the reality is I have spent 100's of hours donating my time on this site. I have donated over the years a respectable amount of money. I have helped other members privately in ways you would never know.

Yeah this is Todds site. But as long as he wants to do radio and contribute to the fraud site, I am rightfully going to have my say and excersising my pull when necessary. I work around Todd's schedule. Radio is this Sunday at 6pm, so I'll try to be there Sunday at 6pm. Radio waa Friday at midnight, so I stayed up all night. I sure as shit don't run this place and I've more than proved I am a team player.

So, I'll leave it like this. Get your fucking shit together or you'll be gone. Start all the threads you want and talk to yourself all night long. I don't care. Post in threads at a reasonable rate and for the most part try to make sense and contribute something to the topic at hand. If you choose not to, then you can find somewhere else to post because it won't be here.

Edit: and if you actually read the site instead of posting irrelevant whimsical shit, you would have read that it was Todd's choice to unban Marty. Insteasd of typing so much, why don't you start reading more?

Todd is smart enough to know the ramifications of unbanning Tyde. The forums for better or worse become more alive. They battle back and forth. Then Tyde usually leaves voluntarily or is banned.

I'm done addressing you in this thread. Either be respectful to others (at least to the point where you aren't ruining it for others) or your time here is numbered.

[Drexel]

BGC is not even close to ban worthy imo. Either put the guy on ignore or just skim past his posts. If everyone who was terrible was banned there would be like three posters left in this little circle jerk and I wouldn't be one of them because even Pooh can be terrible sometimes. The blatant racism on this forum needs to stop well before we start banning crazy inbred fucks. I say first ban all the racists, then the crazies and finally the scammers. Since this is the fraud site scammers and bet welchers should obviously be allowed and even championed. Oh, that's right. They are. Sand n-words too.

I never asked or insinuated he should be banned. In fact I have multiple options but the easiest option is this:

Stop posting in every single thread bullshit that is off topic just to post.

If he wants his own containment thread to post his conspiracy theories, then fine.

They're established rules (very few) for even you and me pooh. These few rules have been in place for close to a decade now. It's simple. Don't ruin it for everyone else.

This place isn't a circle jerk. You are very outspoken with your words and admittedly don't like certain people, Jsearless for better or worse is good for this forum playing the villain role, Tyde when he is here never holds back. Lord Fraud hates the Americans etc.

As Handicapme mentioned, SS left this site because someone (I don't know who) from the forums started fucking with him in real life.

I know Druff always stresses that he likes to run this site hands off. That's all fine and dandy but they're still rules that need to be enforced. And one of the biggest rules since day 1 has been not letting one guy dominate the forums.

Again, BGC should stay but he has been warned multiple times. I shouldn't have to block him so I don't read a thread with 50 posts about bottle water, in which 30 are from him talking about witchcraft