Wrinkles

[Krypt]

From a very young age my mother taught me not to wrinkle my forehead when I spoke. At the time, I perceived it as an unnecessary lesson. But now, at 22, it's starting to pay dividends. All of my friends look years older than me and their foreheads are an absolute mess. When you're young, they're merely fine lines, yet facial wrinkles only get worse as they compound year over year (like interest). Yes, botox is a viable short term fix, but it isn't sustainable, and there's no such thing as a biological free lunch. Simply put, active prevention is the only answer. I work on my posture on an hourly basis, I use eye cream nightly (avoid crows feet), I don't smile unnecessarily, and I keep my neck in line with my spine (avoid neck wrinkles).

[Pooh]

What a miserable fucking existence.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

From a very young age my mother taught me not to wrinkle my forehead when I spoke. At the time, I perceived it as an unnecessary lesson. But now, at 22, it's starting to pay dividends. All of my friends look years older than me and their foreheads are an absolute mess. When you're young, they're merely fine lines, yet facial wrinkles only get worse as they compound year over year (like interest). Yes, botox is a viable short term fix, but it isn't sustainable, and there's no such thing as a biological free lunch. Simply put, active prevention is the only answer. I work on my posture on an hourly basis, I use eye cream nightly (avoid crows feet), I don't smile unnecessarily, and I keep my neck in line with my spine (avoid neck wrinkles).

You consciously unwrinkled your forehead while talking throughout your life? That might be the gayest shit I've ever heard. Do what you are good at and go back to bashing on the fags of this site like handicapme.

[garrett]

thread of the year

[Sanlmar]

I always loved the saying, "earn your scars"

There's a kid that usually joins us when we drink at the Stockyard.

Trains and fights at some level of MMA. Cauliflower ears. The requisite scars on the face. The kid is handsome and the girls are fascinated by him.

IT kid. Wicked smaht.

If there is any trouble from boyfriends or big mouths in bar this kid is down. The way he handles shit is classy but frightening.

Almost can't wait to show him your post Krypt. Although I know you are tweaking us, again.

[Pooh]

From a very young age my mother taught me not to wrinkle my forehead when I spoke. At the time, I perceived it as an unnecessary lesson. But now, at 22, it's starting to pay dividends. All of my friends look years older than me and their foreheads are an absolute mess. When you're young, they're merely fine lines, yet facial wrinkles only get worse as they compound year over year (like interest). Yes, botox is a viable short term fix, but it isn't sustainable, and there's no such thing as a biological free lunch. Simply put, active prevention is the only answer. I work on my posture on an hourly basis, I use eye cream nightly (avoid crows feet), I don't smile unnecessarily, and I keep my neck in line with my spine (avoid neck wrinkles).

Please keep in mind folks that the above post was made by a supreme gentleman who couldn't get laid if he was paying.

[big dick]

isn't he the guy who was a virgin until recently? or still is?

[Sanlmar]

Idk about his virginity but I do know he got his first margin call today.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Idk about his virginity but I do know he got his first margin call today.

It's hard to believe a guy that supresses smiles as a child in hopes of looking less creepy at age 60 is a risk taker that invests on margin.

[BCR]

I have to say, if you're real, you're one of the strangest fucking kids I've ever encountered anywhere.

You're like a Persian patrician version of a girl in the 50s sent to some finishing school. It almost feels like a contrived dupe.

That probably feels like an insult, but it's not entirely. I rarely meet an interesting 20 something. The current culture is pumping out clones. You're a strange throwback. I predict great or horrible things in your future. If you can find a way to not become a sociopath who ends up shooting a bunch of your vapid peers because you can't stand to hear them talk about the same shit every day, your life might have a high ceiling.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

He's just cloning around BCR.

[herbertstemple]

You use eye cream at night?

Say what?

May have another Kaitlyn Jenner in the making.

Some things are best kept to yourself.

[joseythepussycat]

You use eye cream at night?

Say what?

May have another Kaitlyn Jenner in the making.

Some things are best kept to yourself.

I use eye cream too and Botox is sustainable I can't fucking frown or smile anymore

[Krypt]

How often do you get injections?

[joseythepussycat]

How often do you get injections?

Every 4-5 months it's not that bad and it's def worth it

[Pooh]

How often do you get injections?

Every 4-5 months it's not that bad and it's def worth it

You were born out of satan's ass.

[ToasterOven]

My name is Krypt. I am twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh floor. Tom Cruise lives in the penthouse.

I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.

After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...

There is an idea of a Krypt, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

[Gordman]

Wrinkles are still better than pockles

I wonder if they have cream for that?

We should ask Marty

[Pooh]

Wrinkles are still better than pockles

I wonder if they have cream for that?

We should ask Marty

I had acne pretty bad when I was a teenager. Pretty bad might actually be kind. From 16-18 it was fucking nasty. I tried a lot of cremes and shit but nothing worked. I was certain I'd have pockles. At 19, the acne went away and my face is smooth as can be. Either I dodged a bullet or you need some pretty fucking bad acne to get pockles.

PS: High school bitches don't dig the puss.

[unchainedghost]

How often do you get injections?

Show us your bathroom