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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    This has some potential in that a lot of the 'forum posters' enjoy the madness that is Tyde/Druffs little battles.

    Doubt the non 'forum posting' demographic care to here all the madness, curse words, craziness etc and are more into just what is going on in poker/.Druff etc so you gotta keep that in mind Tyde. If you could temper that some I think you have a better shot delivering your message, and the possible knockout blow.

    You cant just go full retard on the jump with Druff, you gotta let it flow a bit, be rational, be reasonable, and then put him on blast if thats what you intend to do. When you call in and from the first word and are in 6th gear already, yelling, telling someone they are a motherfucker, that can be kind of polarizing. Now, i get it, and I lol but in terms of Druffs audience he probably wants you to at least try and be a little more tactful, and then go full retard before he snaps you off. That should preserve your time on air some..

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    Logical lessons from Garrett, the known convict, scammer, domestic violence supporter and financial expert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by handicapme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    This has some potential in that a lot of the 'forum posters' enjoy the madness that is Tyde/Druffs little battles.

    Doubt the non 'forum posting' demographic care to here all the madness, curse words, craziness etc and are more into just what is going on in poker/.Druff etc so you gotta keep that in mind Tyde. If you could temper that some I think you have a better shot delivering your message, and the possible knockout blow.

    You cant just go full retard on the jump with Druff, you gotta let it flow a bit, be rational, be reasonable, and then put him on blast if thats what you intend to do. When you call in and from the first word and are in 6th gear already, yelling, telling someone they are a motherfucker, that can be kind of polarizing. Now, i get it, and I lol but in terms of Druffs audience he probably wants you to at least try and be a little more tactful, and then go full retard before he snaps you off. That should preserve your time on air some..

    gl tid
    Logical lessons from Garrett, the known convict, scammer, domestic violence supporter and financial expert.
    See you have this idea that everyone is a square who fits into a square hole. You fail to realize how unique people are, and that just because certain things happen that doesn't by default equal them being what you apparently seem to reason them as. This is why I am so honestly, not impressed with you at all, and never have been and never will be. I don't care if you are actually a billionaire, you strike me as a disjointed klingon wannabee with a big mouth and possibly deep pockets.

    Unlike you I don't fake nor try to give off some fake aire of superiority. I am who I am like me or not, unlike you. And I get it, these poker places are full of egos. Guys like you on this board that motivate me to express my belief that a lot of you here who think you are actually good, aren't more then some shit talking punks, with probably deep pockets, but nothing really all that impressive honestly.

    Let me let you in on another little secret while we are at it. Likeness doesn't actually have any correlation to one's real actual ability. Only a naive Simpleton would actually think one's likeness somehow correlated with their actual real ability. Someone like you who tries to put a square object into a round hole yet you can't seem to figure out why it actually isnt working.


    Have a nice day handicapme!

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by handicapme View Post

    Logical lessons from Garrett, the known convict, scammer, domestic violence supporter and financial expert.
    See you have this idea that everyone is a square who fits into a square hole. You fail to realize how unique people are, and that just because certain things happen that doesn't by default equal them being what you apparently seem to reason them as. This is why I am so honestly, not impressed with you at all, and never have been and never will be. I don't care if you are actually a billionaire, you strike me as a disjointed klingon wannabee with a big mouth and possibly deep pockets.

    Unlike you I don't fake nor try to give off some fake aire of superiority. I am who I am like me or not, unlike you. And I get it, these poker places are full of egos. Guys like you on this board that motivate me to express my belief that a lot of you here who think you are actually good, aren't more then some shit talking punks, with probably deep pockets, but nothing really all that impressive honestly.

    Let me let you in on another little secret while we are at it. Likeness doesn't actually have any correlation to one's real actual ability. Only a naive Simpleton would actually think one's likeness somehow correlated with their actual real ability. Someone like you who tries to put a square object into a round hole yet you can't seem to figure out why it actually isnt working.


    Have a nice day handicapme!
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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    aren't more then some shit talking punks, with probably deep pockets, but nothing really all that impressive honestly.

    Have a nice day handicapme!
    I'd rather be a shit talking punk with deep pockets than an individual who is perpetually broke and was arrested for beating his father and put in a suicide smock. That's just me man, but I dunno....

    Have a good day Garrett.

    Back to Tyde getting drunk as fucking and yelling at Todd for the 100000000th time "STFU THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE" like the other 9999999 he said this were just jokes.

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    Come on guys, this is a thread for Marty & Todd to fight in.

    You guys can(& will) fight in every other thread.
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by handicapme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    aren't more then some shit talking punks, with probably deep pockets, but nothing really all that impressive honestly.

    Have a nice day handicapme!

    I'd rather be a shit talking punk with deep pockets
    than an individual who is perpetually broke and was arrested for beating his father and put in a suicide smock. That's just me man, but I dunno....

    Have a good day Garrett.

    Back to Tyde getting drunk as fucking and yelling at Todd for the 100000000th time "STFU THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE" like the other 9999999 he said this were just jokes.
    I'm sure Jesus is really proud of you.

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    Listening to Tyde on the radio is exactly like watching broken down Kobe hoisting up prayers from beyond the 3.

    Two Hall of Famers, but you cringe in embarrassment for them lately.

    As this site dwells on the nostalgia of forums and poker I would choose that Tyde reinvent himself as the professor and educate the kids about the truth between 2002-2011. Nobody embraced the life like he did.

    Both pastimes are are dying but we still have the principal characters to tell the tales first hand.

    Tyde's stories alone would be a weekly 6 hour show.

    But Tyde ain't ready to hang it up yet. The greats are often the last to know. Review the radio tape (game film) Tyde. Don't let them remember you this way.

    Jethro Tull. Living in the Past.

     
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    If Todd only showed Marty 10% more respect and Marty needed that affirmation 90% less, this tragic melodrama would be over.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
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    How drunk are you Mar Teen? At least try to play it off as friends and then suddenly hit him with the high note. Honestly we all think you must be scared. Otherwise you would be cordial up until Hiroshima.
    You now speak for the whole forum? Lol.

    I was echoing Tyde talking about what "we think" of druff with what you bolded. You know dam well I don't use "we think" You also know damn well that I've called you out for using "we think" and you also know it's my pet peeve for anyone to assume they speak for everyone. I've called you out for doing this when you speak for everyones thoughts about me several times.

    Honestly you are playing a joke on readers that dont know our history. Not me. You 100 percent knew that was tongue in cheek. And you also knew I knew. Way to pull the wool over your friends eyes you fetal alcohol syndrome faggot.

    P.S. Your Mom LOVED making you watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by handicapme View Post

    I'd rather be a shit talking punk with deep pockets
    than an individual who is perpetually broke and was arrested for beating his father and put in a suicide smock. That's just me man, but I dunno....

    Have a good day Garrett.

    Back to Tyde getting drunk as fucking and yelling at Todd for the 100000000th time "STFU THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE" like the other 9999999 he said this were just jokes.
    I'm sure Jesus is really proud of you.
    Is your day job as a reverend? You make a lot of Jesus references

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    Quote Originally Posted by joseythepussycat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post

    I'm sure Jesus is really proud of you.
    Is your day job as a reverend? You make a lot of Jesus references
    Jesus fucking Christ shut up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by handicapme View Post

    Logical lessons from Garrett, the known convict, scammer, domestic violence supporter and financial expert.
    See you have this idea that everyone is a square who fits into a square hole. You fail to realize how unique people are, and that just because certain things happen that doesn't by default equal them being what you apparently seem to reason them as. This is why I am so honestly, not impressed with you at all, and never have been and never will be. I don't care if you are actually a billionaire, you strike me as a disjointed klingon wannabee with a big mouth and possibly deep pockets.

    Unlike you I don't fake nor try to give off some fake aire of superiority. I am who I am like me or not, unlike you. And I get it, these poker places are full of egos. Guys like you on this board that motivate me to express my belief that a lot of you here who think you are actually good, aren't more then some shit talking punks, with probably deep pockets, but nothing really all that impressive honestly.

    Let me let you in on another little secret while we are at it. Likeness doesn't actually have any correlation to one's real actual ability. Only a naive Simpleton would actually think one's likeness somehow correlated with their actual real ability. Someone like you who tries to put a square object into a round hole yet you can't seem to figure out why it actually isnt working.


    Have a nice day handicapme!
    Did you really just fucking say this Garrett: "I don't try to give off some fake aire of superiority"?!?!?!?!?!?! I know you are delusional but for fucks sake this is the dumbest shit you've ever spewed. All the talk about how you have solved poker, you're a winner, you are from Jersey, etc etc. If I was ever asked by a random stranger to describe you I very well may have said "Garrett tries to give off some fake air of superiority!"
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post

    See you have this idea that everyone is a square who fits into a square hole. You fail to realize how unique people are, and that just because certain things happen that doesn't by default equal them being what you apparently seem to reason them as. This is why I am so honestly, not impressed with you at all, and never have been and never will be. I don't care if you are actually a billionaire, you strike me as a disjointed klingon wannabee with a big mouth and possibly deep pockets.

    Unlike you I don't fake nor try to give off some fake aire of superiority. I am who I am like me or not, unlike you. And I get it, these poker places are full of egos. Guys like you on this board that motivate me to express my belief that a lot of you here who think you are actually good, aren't more then some shit talking punks, with probably deep pockets, but nothing really all that impressive honestly.

    Let me let you in on another little secret while we are at it. Likeness doesn't actually have any correlation to one's real actual ability. Only a naive Simpleton would actually think one's likeness somehow correlated with their actual real ability. Someone like you who tries to put a square object into a round hole yet you can't seem to figure out why it actually isnt working.


    Have a nice day handicapme!
    Did you really just fucking say this Garrett: "I don't try to give off some fake aire of superiority"?!?!?!?!?!?! I know you are delusional but for fucks sake this is the dumbest shit you've ever spewed. All the talk about how you have solved poker, you're a winner, you are from Jersey, etc etc. If I was ever asked by a random stranger to describe you I very well may have said "Garrett tries to give off some fake air of superiority!"
    All I will say about this is, the last word people who actually know me would describe me as, is fake.

    I wouldn't expect someone like you to have a good read on me though, judging by all that you know is form the debauchery I have displayed on this board. Appreciate the candid feedback but wanted let you know that isn't at all how you would define me after actually getting to know me. I can promise you that. Was hesitant to even respond to you but since you wrote such a candid opinion I figured I could give you the same in response.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by joseythepussycat View Post
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    I'm sure Jesus is really proud of you.
    Is your day job as a reverend? You make a lot of Jesus references
    BGC prays every night an NBA game is on.....

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    I imaqine you will decline like you did when i challenged you to fight your dork ass in the cage you like Micon and Barry did. You always hide out

    always had to dictate terms of interviews etc

    I'm extending an open invitation to 'allow' (LOL) me to call your fuckfest of a so called 'radio show'

    if you even think about spending 10 minutes on the air with me...your ass is going to bleed so hard

    every lurker and member of this cesspool knows it

    we can do it on Skatz....or call David Sklansky or anyone else if you prefer

    cheesedick
    What would the debate topic be? Honestly that always seems to be the missing piece of the puzzle. Debating about who pwns souls more is kind of retarded. Can we maybe pick a logical topic?
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post

    Did you really just fucking say this Garrett: "I don't try to give off some fake aire of superiority"?!?!?!?!?!?! I know you are delusional but for fucks sake this is the dumbest shit you've ever spewed. All the talk about how you have solved poker, you're a winner, you are from Jersey, etc etc. If I was ever asked by a random stranger to describe you I very well may have said "Garrett tries to give off some fake air of superiority!"
    All I will say about this is, the last word people who actually know me would describe me as, is fake.

    I wouldn't expect someone like you to have a good read on me though, judging by all that you know is form the debauchery I have displayed on this board. Appreciate the candid feedback but wanted let you know that isn't at all how you would define me after actually getting to know me. I can promise you that. Was hesitant to even respond to you but since you wrote such a candid opinion I figured I could give you the same in response.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post

    Did you really just fucking say this Garrett: "I don't try to give off some fake aire of superiority"?!?!?!?!?!?! I know you are delusional but for fucks sake this is the dumbest shit you've ever spewed. All the talk about how you have solved poker, you're a winner, you are from Jersey, etc etc. If I was ever asked by a random stranger to describe you I very well may have said "Garrett tries to give off some fake air of superiority!"
    All I will say about this is, the last word people who actually know me would describe me as, is fake.

    I wouldn't expect someone like you to have a good read on me though, judging by all that you know is form the debauchery I have displayed on this board. Appreciate the candid feedback but wanted let you know that isn't at all how you would define me after actually getting to know me. I can promise you that. Was hesitant to even respond to you but since you wrote such a candid opinion I figured I could give you the same in response.

    So you are trying to convince me that you arent "fake" by telling me that the persona you play here isnt the real you? Seems legit
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Drunk Marty on radio is complete fail, HOWEVER his final call last week made me lol.


    "I'm being reasonable here. Listen up and Listen good, mother fucker"

    "That's reasonable?"

    Druff. "I'll respond if you give me a chance..."

    Marty, " Shut up!!!!, Just shut the fuck up!!"

    lol, good stuff. I had to listen to it a few times.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by joseythepussycat View Post

    Is your day job as a reverend? You make a lot of Jesus references
    Jesus fucking Christ shut up.


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    Badguy is impotent you n-word


     
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