You posted this:
I've seen many a retarded comment on this forum, but this takes the cake.
Well played sir. You can officially consider yourself amongst the lowest of bottom tier posters around here, along with anonamoose and lol wow. Truly the dregs of any given community.
Thank you! I have been shooting for that goal without resorting to Tyde-ish grossout posts! Really! I am truly honored that you noticed!
P.S. Have you thought of any names for our children yet? Perhaps "Wodd Titteles" or "Mis Chroneymaker" given your skill with developing forum handles?
BumblesMadly would have been a better handle, but tbf you do mumble badly.
Don't let me stop you tho; pls do carry on with your unfunny desperate sarcasm and general fail attempts at humor.
Re my speech disability: Yeah! Go ahead! Make fun of someone with a disability! It's not like I make fun of you because you are mentally challenged! Seriously! Wouldn't stoop that low. (Because I know how sensitive you are about that condition.)
Re not stopping posting here: Make up your mind!!! First you want it stopped, then you say it's cool. For Jiminy's sake! You are more fickle than Todd's high school girlfriend who dumped him at Magic Mountain! (You aren't also a teenage girl, are the you? Because I hear that David Sklansky might be interested in trading in for younger GF.)
Life is a mental challenge, therefore we are all mentally challenged to some extent.
How am I to know that you have a speech impediment irl? I was merely referring to your style of posting.
It sucks that you have a physical disability, but playing the victim mentality card won't score you brownie points.
welp this thread sure went down the crapper fast
The abortion-to-thread ratio has been alarmingly high as of late.
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Well, you were the one that mentioned my disability. And you should be bad for making fun of someone's handicap.
But, really, bro, no prob. My mumbling comes in handy if I want to angle shoot by tricking my opponents into thinking I've called their big river bet/raise to see if they beat me. And if they have a better hand, I can complain that I said "Fold" and that the villain was trying to angle shoot my disability to steal my chips.
LOL. That's a nifty trick, if I must say so myself, but if you pull that shit on me then the chances are you'll be leaving the building with additional handicaps.
Truth be told: I wouldn't actually pull such a stunt. I'm such a straight-shooter, I once turned in to Borgata security a men's Rolex Oyster that I found in a stall of the poker room men's room early on a Sunday morning. When I quietly showed my find to a floor jockey when asking where to find the security office, her eyes momentarily bugged out of head.
But I was once at the next table at Caesars AC some years back when an older Asian woman used a heavy accent and low voice to try to pull that stunt one too many times against some regulars in an overstacked 2/5 game. After the floor was angrily called over by a number of players in the game, she ended up having to ship most of her sizeable stack, leaving her with less than a full buyin. And after she complied, thinking she would be allowed to keep playing, the shift manager came back over and booted her! ... Goom-bye!!!
Tyde has and will always bring the hits. Druff knows that. It takes big nuts to live life on your own terms and we all live vicariously through him. A Tyde trip report is like no other. Keep on.
Why is Tyde such a little bitch?
Well, imo Marty is certainly trying to be the biggest bitch he can...
but his act is stale, no pfa vet takes him seriously serious anymore...
you will too, and then you can either laugh or tune him out
(long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)
1st of all.....ROFL @ 'PFA vet'
you can't be serious.
that is fucking solid gold on its own
2nd of all...
you couldn't 'tune me out' if you tried you consistently boring motherfucker
to be clear....if you were truly 'tuning me out', you wouldn't even have bothered to log in and shit all up in this terrible thread to let all 30 active members here know how you really felt
and by all means, feel free to link us all to any thread (past or present) where you've personally made a contribution even accidentally intriguing, and not your usual vomit inducing insta-cure for insomnia
must have missed the part in the last 6-8 years where you've ever had anything to say or offer which didn't make me feel like scrolling south as quickly as humanly possible
I'll be waiting on pins and needles for a link to any post or thread where you might have been drunk enough or on mushrooms and had something even somewhat interesting to offer
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I love how Marty whines on 2 consecutive radio shows about trolls and how I don't do anything about them, and then he trolls a post of mine in the splitthis thread for no other reason than just to be an asshole.
And then he finishes off the post with a dickgirl.
I deleted the whole thing.
But this is why Marty is deserving of zero sympathy when he bitches about people trolling him here.
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