To our knowledge, Jasep isn't facing prison. His worst case scenario is being found out by his (ahem) beautiful girlfriend and potentially snapped off clean.
Since he has been able to cough up $450 (?) thus far, he could almost certainly afford a room in some sleazy part of town if he gets kicked out.
I would rather be a morbidly obese Mexican with freedom and a few dollars in my pocket than having to potentially face prison.
/endhijack