jsearles and Chinamaniac debate about the value of his WSOP pieces

[Serial Fail]

$17,036

My stake still a bad investment Searles?

Yours is the much better deal right

Where were you for the 10 weeks when you were getting your face pounded off? Typical, talk shit when you are up.

Guess what China, I still fell like my offer was better. In 30 days, on a $50 investment I returned $4.32. In 90 days on a $50 investment you currently will return $10.55. Over the course of a year or whatever time frame you want to use, which gives you a higher return? I know you are numbers challanged and may not understand.

Seemed to me like he was here the whole time, not making any excuses other than "I'm running bad, all I can control is how well I play." which isn't an excuse at all.

[jsearles22]

Where were you for the 10 weeks when you were getting your face pounded off? Typical, talk shit when you are up.

Guess what China, I still fell like my offer was better. In 30 days, on a $50 investment I returned $4.32. In 90 days on a $50 investment you currently will return $10.55. Over the course of a year or whatever time frame you want to use, which gives you a higher return? I know you are numbers challanged and may not understand.

Seemed to me like he was here the whole time, not making any excuses other than "I'm running bad, all I can control is how well I play." which isn't an excuse at all.

Care to address the 2nd part of my statement?

[jsearles22]

The ignore feature is greatly flawed on this forum.

When you open a thread that is titled "jsearles....." and jsearles is on your ignore list, are you really trying to ignore me or are you just being aloof?

[Serial Fail]

Seemed to me like he was here the whole time, not making any excuses other than "I'm running bad, all I can control is how well I play." which isn't an excuse at all.

Care to address the 2nd part of my statement?

Based on the prior results of your poker career, you aren't going to continue winning at that pace. China has proven with his track record that he is.

You are a losing micro-stakes player, China is a winning high stakes player. There might be the occasional month where a $50 investment in you winds up making more money that a $50 investment in China, but over the course of a year or two a continued investment in China will make you more money.

[Sloppy Joe]

Can somebody please ship the pics? I have been practicing some Photoshopping and would like a new canvas.

And Lewfeather, LOL at posting pics of his family, what the hell is wrong with you?

[Faduniak]

$17,036

My stake still a bad investment Searles?

Yours is the much better deal right

[jsearles22]

Care to address the 2nd part of my statement?

Based on the prior results of your poker career, you aren't going to continue winning at that pace. China has proven with his track record that he is.

You are a losing micro-stakes player, China is a winning high stakes player. There might be the occasional month where a $50 investment in you winds up making more money that a $50 investment in China, but over the course of a year or two a continued investment in China will make you more money.

Maybe the most well thought out and to the point post I have ever read of yours Serial. I disagree about a few minor points (that I am a lifetime loser for example) but nonetheless I appreciate your coherent response.

[JUSTIFIEDhomicide]

I'm telling you guys, Vegas probably scrolled through Jsearles posts to count these errors before proposing a $500 wager. I bet "not money, figure of speech btw " there's between 25-28 errors total, gave himself a lil margin of error. He's a slimy Vegas prop bet hustler ffs. All you lil bitches keep tossing Vegas1369's salad all you want, but hey Vegas, you didn't fool everyone, and your golf swing is still whack.

Jsearles gl, shouldn't of been betting with a Vegas hustler, Vegas probably got's all his friends and family and their gimmick accounts ready to give you the Justin Smith treatment even tho you only accepted the bet because the tricky wording made it seem like you were a sure winner. Tbh it may be wise to pay the $500 just to avoid damage to your rep.

Moral of the story: Escrow your bets.

Vegas1369 i got a new nick name for you, "The Falcon"
because you remind me of Peter Falcone.
Fuck you Vegas1369 for prowling the forums looking for your next hustle, look at the damage caused. Vegas should of demanded to escrow to avoid putting everyone in this predicament.

This guy is just lol. Vegas is like Tom Cruise from Cocktail. That guy's not angle shootin anyone.



-Vegas gimmick account

[jsearles22]

I'm telling you guys, Vegas probably scrolled through Jsearles posts to count these errors before proposing a $500 wager. I bet "not money, figure of speech btw " there's between 25-28 errors total, gave himself a lil margin of error. He's a slimy Vegas prop bet hustler ffs. All you lil bitches keep tossing Vegas1369's salad all you want, but hey Vegas, you didn't fool everyone, and your golf swing is still whack.

Jsearles gl, shouldn't of been betting with a Vegas hustler, Vegas probably got's all his friends and family and their gimmick accounts ready to give you the Justin Smith treatment even tho you only accepted the bet because the tricky wording made it seem like you were a sure winner. Tbh it may be wise to pay the $500 just to avoid damage to your rep.

Moral of the story: Escrow your bets.

Vegas1369 i got a new nick name for you, "The Falcon"
because you remind me of Peter Falcone.
Fuck you Vegas1369 for prowling the forums looking for your next hustle, look at the damage caused. Vegas should of demanded to escrow to avoid putting everyone in this predicament.

This guy is just lol. Vegas is like Tom Cruise from Cocktail. That guy's not angle shootin anyone.



-Vegas gimmick account

Do you realize that Vegas is a bartender and got epically tilted last time this pic was posted? I refuse to believe that your analogy was a sheer coincidence sir.

[Sloppy Joe]

Can somebody please ship the pics? I have been practicing some Photoshopping and would like a new canvas.

And Lewfeather, LOL at posting pics of his family, what the hell is wrong with you?

LOL, thanks for the help. Along with others, JSearles22 himself 'extended an olive branch' and sent me a picture of him and his kid, telling me to please leave his kid out of it.

Only problem is, it's not JSearles. He sent me a random photo to shop.

Can we post pics now? I don't want to inadvertently violate protocol..

[jsearles22]

Can somebody please ship the pics? I have been practicing some Photoshopping and would like a new canvas.

And Lewfeather, LOL at posting pics of his family, what the hell is wrong with you?

LOL, thanks for the help. Along with others, JSearles22 himself 'extended an olive branch' and sent me a picture of him and his kid, telling me to please leave his kid out of it.

Only problem is, it's not JSearles. He sent me a random photo to shop.

Can we post pics now? I don't want to inadvertently violate protocol..

Lmao, I send my pic to this fucker and he doesn't believe it's me.

[Serial Fail]

Can somebody please ship the pics? I have been practicing some Photoshopping and would like a new canvas.

And Lewfeather, LOL at posting pics of his family, what the hell is wrong with you?

LOL, thanks for the help. Along with others, JSearles22 himself 'extended an olive branch' and sent me a picture of him and his kid, telling me to please leave his kid out of it.

Only problem is, it's not JSearles. He sent me a random photo to shop.

Can we post pics now? I don't want to inadvertently violate protocol..

Pictures of him are fair game, not pictures of his family, grandmother, or wife.

[TheTemplar]

LOL, thanks for the help. Along with others, JSearles22 himself 'extended an olive branch' and sent me a picture of him and his kid, telling me to please leave his kid out of it.

Only problem is, it's not JSearles. He sent me a random photo to shop.

Can we post pics now? I don't want to inadvertently violate protocol..

Lmao, I send my pic to this fucker and he doesn't believe it's me.

[Sloppy Joe]

The picture you sent me isn't of you. If it somehow is, sending a picture of your kid to a random internet guy who you know intends to shop it is beyond stupid.

[Sloppy Joe]

I'll get to work on #2 but the 'stakemebro' really cannot be augmented to look funnier.

I agree, ban him. The worst of all time.

[JUSTIFIEDhomicide]

This guy is just lol. Vegas is like Tom Cruise from Cocktail. That guy's not angle shootin anyone.



-Vegas gimmick account

Do you realize that Vegas is a bartender and got epically tilted last time this pic was posted? I refuse to believe that your analogy was a sheer coincidence sir.

Do you believe I have met Vegas on numerous occasions. Taken in a ball game, have been together for multiple hours at a time, and can tell you he is the man. I wouldn't talk to him to this day from time to time, and look forward to when he's in town, if he wasn't the man. You can say whatever you want about him tilting. I know that he laughs at the shit that goes on here, and is just mystified by the fact that such a douchebag like yourself has survived for so many years on this planet without getting the proper beating to put you into place, IMO.

[chinamaniac]

$17,036

My stake still a bad investment Searles?

Yours is the much better deal right

Where were you for the 10 weeks when you were getting your face pounded off? Typical, talk shit when you are up.

Actually I never got my face pounded off. It just seemed that way. I look at things over time and over time I am up again which is why I will always be a better investment than you whether I won or lost. I am just using your criteria to show even your flawed logic is again a fail

[jsearles22]

always be a better investment than you whether I won or lost.

Got it, even if you lose all of a stake thats always best because its you.

I actually had a point to make with you the other day and I forgot. You said that if you bust both tournaments on this stake and there are no good cash games then you will just return the shares of the $4500. My question is in that scenario would you then be adjusting the cut %? I dont think even you would agree that playing two very high variance MTT's and no cash on a 65% cut is fair?

[chinamaniac]

always be a better investment than you whether I won or lost.

Got it, even if you lose all of a stake thats always best because its you.

I actually had a point to make with you the other day and I forgot. You said that if you bust both tournaments on this stake and there are no good cash games then you will just return the shares of the $4500. My question is in that scenario would you then be adjusting the cut %? I dont think even you would agree that playing two very high variance MTT's and no cash on a 65% cut is fair?

If I play no cash I will kick the % up to 70% But I plan on playing as much cash as I can

[jsearles22]

Can somebody please ship the pics? I have been practicing some Photoshopping and would like a new canvas.

And Lewfeather, LOL at posting pics of his family, what the hell is wrong with you?

LOL, thanks for the help. Along with others, JSearles22 himself 'extended an olive branch' and sent me a picture of him and his kid, telling me to please leave his kid out of it.

Only problem is, it's not JSearles. He sent me a random photo to shop.

Can we post pics now? I don't want to inadvertently violate protocol..

Actually is me. I'm a little older then some of these old pictures floating around