Risk of Ruin Reached

[sonatine]

Mickey with all due respect this is straight retarded.

A coin flip is a two true outcome event. That drastically minimizes variance. The machines that have you mashing buttons like a monkey and have given you carpal tunnel and led you to a sedentary wheel chair bound life are not two true outcome events. A video progressive poker machine for example can be +EV due to a jackpot that is well above the needed amount to be profitable but you could play it for hours and hours and never realize said equity.

It doesn’t take a statistics major to see the flaw in your argument. Hell I bet even Garrett would recognize it.

Once again, shitfaced, you show how ignorant you are. I’m busy right now but will later give copius examples of short term advantages from the real world of gambling.

soon.

[Sheesfaced]

Mickey with all due respect this is straight retarded.

A coin flip is a two true outcome event. That drastically minimizes variance. The machines that have you mashing buttons like a monkey and have given you carpal tunnel and led you to a sedentary wheel chair bound life are not two true outcome events. A video progressive poker machine for example can be +EV due to a jackpot that is well above the needed amount to be profitable but you could play it for hours and hours and never realize said equity.

It doesn’t take a statistics major to see the flaw in your argument. Hell I bet even Garrett would recognize it.

Once again, shitfaced, you show how ignorant you are. I’m busy right now but will later give copius examples of short term advantages from the real world of gambling.

Save yourself the time. No one cares.

[mickeycrimm]

Once again, shitfaced, you show how ignorant you are. I’m busy right now but will later give copius examples of short term advantages from the real world of gambling.

Save yourself the time. No one cares.

There are people that care but you are not one of them, shitface. You don't know anything about the mathematical configurations of slot machines and how to use them to ones advantage. It's don't make you a bad person, just ignorant, which has caused you to make stupid ignorant statements. I will give examples of game configurations to show how they can be exploited. You of course, are free to not read it and remain ignorant.

[Sheesfaced]

Save yourself the time. No one cares.

There are people that care but you are not one of them, shitface. You don't know anything about the mathematical configurations of slot machines and how to use them to ones advantage. It's don't make you a bad person, just ignorant, which has caused you to make stupid ignorant statements. I will give examples of game configurations to show how they can be exploited. You of course, are free to not read it and remain ignorant.

Mickey, I never claimed that slot machines can’t be exploited. In fact I gave an example where they can be exploited. And I understand you are finding lower variance edges than relying on hitting a jackpot needed to be profitable. I was only pointing out how insanely dumb the analogy to a coin flip was in the post where you bumped your own 11 day old thread to answer your own question designed to display your subject matter expertise that instead made you look foolish.

[mickeycrimm]

There are people that care but you are not one of them, shitface. You don't know anything about the mathematical configurations of slot machines and how to use them to ones advantage. It's don't make you a bad person, just ignorant, which has caused you to make stupid ignorant statements. I will give examples of game configurations to show how they can be exploited. You of course, are free to not read it and remain ignorant.

Mickey, I never claimed that slot machines can’t be exploited. In fact I gave an example where they can be exploited. And I understand you are finding lower variance edges than relying on hitting a jackpot needed to be profitable. I was only pointing out how insanely dumb the analogy to a coin flip was in the post where you bumped your own 11 day old thread to answer your own question designed to display your subject matter expertise that instead made you look foolish.

You were only pointing out how dumb and ignorant you are because you don't know or understand where the 20% edge is coming from on most advantage slot plays. It's not coming from the top of the payscale (infrequent hits), it's coming from the bottom of the payscale (frequent hits).

Instead of a 50/50 chance let's make it a 1 in 10 chance getting paid 12 for 1. Or a 1 in 100 chance getting paid 120 for. When you are on a machine playing turbo speed cranking out 2400 games per hour do you really think you will have many losing days with those kinds of odds? You won't. And this is how advantage slots work.

[Sheesfaced]

Well we can all at least agree that we there is no one more experienced than you at cranking it out that’s for sure.

[mickeycrimm]

Well we can all at least agree that we there is no one more experienced than you at cranking it out that’s for sure.

Your lack of knowledge on the subject causes you to rely on insults.

[Sheesfaced]

Well we can all at least agree that we there is no one more experienced than you at cranking it out that’s for sure.

Your lack of knowledge on the subject causes you to rely on insults.

Your lack of knowledge on all subjects caused you to rely on exploitative slot machines to eek out a pathetic, depressing existence.

[mickeycrimm]

Your lack of knowledge on the subject causes you to rely on insults.

Your lack of knowledge on all subjects caused you to rely on exploitative slot machines to eek out a pathetic, depressing existence.

Please continue to imagine all kinds of negatives about me. I love how thinking about me takes up your day. You're just another wanna be poker player that busted out because you don't have the talent. So cry yourself to sleep thinking about my success in gambling.