While you sit home and wait for the “wife” to come home.

Knowing when you kiss her you always think of the guy that was coming in her mouth before you. Could just blow him and eliminate the middle man.

Knowing when you go down on her it’s where some other guy nutted and his kids came out of that hole. Yea, you’re winning “Dad”.

Come at me with what you got, nothing is funnier than the life you are living hero!