Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

It is glorious knowing that for days the little flabby, gray, puss bag was just seething and then watching him pop (much like he did for gay men on camera all those years).

It has to eat him alive that there are successful YT channels of degens actually showing their Big Boy bets while he has to lurk in the shadows...waiting for BOL money and letting old queens suck him off for money to make ends meet.

Hurr hurr Chrissy got Greedy with his YT channel!

Speaking of Greedy, I always wondered what it would take to get Coffezilla or someone with a huge following not named Spencer, to do an exposing video on Squirtstopher?




Here's Coffee tearing Tom Vu a new asshole and Vu hasn't been relevant in decades, other than folding a big hand to Todd at some WSOP event years ago! Granted it's an older video from CZ, but basically everything he rips Tom for Chrissy has done numerous times in the past 4 years...

"My flend, if youuuu can't affold to be Lich, youuuu desuvvv to be po!"

I've made numerous overtures to Trilogy Media and other smaller Scam Busting channels, but they focus more on Call Center/Money Mule Scams and now Underage Predator stings.

I guess little Kyle is too insignificant and not worthy of being featured on a REAL YT channel! "Derrrrp Youtube doesn't deserve the Bloat!"

[Dan Druff]

Here's the video:




Here it is. Obviously we tilted him big time.

[BedWetterBettor]

Here's the video:




Here it is. Obviously we tilted him big time.

Yup, Squirter is on Max Tilt! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, GOT EM AGAIN!!!



Back to the "Hurr hurr I was trying a New Strategy" excuse! But if you win EVERY SINGLE day with your 99.999999% winning Stragedy, why do you need to try something new to the tune of $60,000??? COMPLETE LIE #!

Remember when Chrissy said "Excuses are for Losers"??? Yea, neither does he! Derrrrp new stradegy, 5 cocktails, I was tired, Rick Lee's Tight Ass distracted me folks!?!?!



Folks, the REAL GOAT lost $600K on the Commanders last night... God's Honest truth folks! SO I did what I always do, Dig myself out of the hole... $100 at a time.

But I can't Post any proof or documentation of these alleged 5 and 6 figure bets, so you'll just have to accept my conversation about it folks!

[1dollarboxcar]

here's my theory... losing $60k and admitting to it = there must of been witnesses = a 6 person "master mind " event ($10k per person that paid him) that went south again!! no way in hell does he admit to losing $60k on FB unless he needs to get ahead of the story if one of these "attendees" should spill the tea in the near future...

[1dollarboxcar]

was this Brian Thomas at Biloxi that infamous day like 5 years ago with Rick Lee and the gang?? either way can someone reach out to this Brian Thomas and milk him for some info...??

[BedWetterBettor]

was this Brian Thomas at Biloxi that infamous day like 5 years ago with Rick Lee and the gang?? either way can someone reach out to this Brian Thomas and milk him for some info...??

Doubtful, there a few people besides Rick Lee who Lost, One is Tommy Nguyen seen below.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008870438185

And Kirk & a guy named Eddie, from what I recall. Maybe some GFs and Wives were there too?

The story has pretty much been told in full on both Druff's radio show and on the Mumbler's OLD videos.

They ran hot in Vegas upon first meeting Chrissy and arranged another trip in Bumfuck Biloxi. According to Rick, a 9-10 Player streak came down and Chrissy the dip shit kept betting Banker and ran against the table limit, until he had to flat bet 5K and 10K to ultimately lose 36K.

That's pretty much where the story ends. As Rick Lee tells it, he was invited by Squirtstopher to another gambling trip in Vegas and the lost another 15k and 20k respectively.

Not much else to tell and I'm fairly sure Brian Thomas was neither a Chum nor a participant in any of that. I think he's just bringing it up to stroke Chrissy's ego while Chrissy strokes something else!



For someone who Just "Won the Biggest Sports Bet of His Life" at the World Series, he sure is getting stressed out over a Measly 60k bet?

Member when he ran from NVB's hockey practice to place a BIG BET because of a Valuable Opportunity? Or those imaginary 50k bets and 60k bets that he made FB posts about that were never heard from again??

Shouldn't he be up still from his imaginary World Series bet??? Why would a 60k loss affect someone who has made "OVER 100K every month for 48+ months"???

Oh right, he's a lying, Masturbator who can't even keep his story Straight, much like his sex life!

[zealanddonk]

Here's the video:




Here it is. Obviously we tilted him big time.

Yup, Squirter is on Max Tilt! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, GOT EM AGAIN!!!



Back to the "Hurr hurr I was trying a New Strategy" excuse! But if you win EVERY SINGLE day with your 99.999999% winning Stragedy, why do you need to try something new to the tune of $60,000??? COMPLETE LIE #!

Remember when Chrissy said "Excuses are for Losers"??? Yea, neither does he! Derrrrp new stradegy, 5 cocktails, I was tired, Rick Lee's Tight Ass distracted me folks!?!?!



Folks, the REAL GOAT lost $600K on the Commanders last night... God's Honest truth folks! SO I did what I always do, Dig myself out of the hole... $100 at a time.

But I can't Post any proof or documentation of these alleged 5 and 6 figure bets, so you'll just have to accept my conversation about it folks!

LOL at Chrissy claiming to lose $60k, which is effectively nothing from his "bankroll".
Interestingly he didnt say how, so probably chasing slot jackpots or lol trying poker.

No wonder he had such a toddler tantrum at Dave, esp for suggesting charging way less than his normal fee.

If only Chrissy could figure out a way to get a lot of chums in, not have to interact with them, not have to put up with their whining, and not have to put up with the complaints when they all lose.

Also, as mentiond the other day, narcissists tend to only communicate three ways; charm, rage and pity.
The video was rage, and this is pity.
Pity the poor fat idiot who chonked off $60k after his big boy trip to New York.

Expect a fake "charm" post in the next day or two.

[zealanddonk]

O and other than Chrissy's fantasy that he makes $100k/month, why would losing $60k make a huge difference?

He isnt having $1000 meals per day [not given the mac and cheese he showed the other night] and its unlikely his entire food bill for family of three is $1000 a day [lol if he is, no wonder he started "Fasting"]

Its also not likely he's paying $10k a month in rent and while I dont know utility costs in Vegas, again, he isnt balls deep in that either.

So, even if he had a hideous month and only made $40k this month, hes still in profit (LOL).

Given its only the 15th, whats the odds he claims "hurr hurr November was a great month, I won $163269" on Dec 1st.

[Pickleball]

O and other than Chrissy's fantasy that he makes $100k/month, why would losing $60k make a huge difference?

He isnt having $1000 meals per day [not given the mac and cheese he showed the other night] and its unlikely his entire food bill for family of three is $1000 a day [lol if he is, no wonder he started "Fasting"]

Its also not likely he's paying $10k a month in rent and while I dont know utility costs in Vegas, again, he isnt balls deep in that either.

So, even if he had a hideous month and only made $40k this month, hes still in profit (LOL).

Given its only the 15th, whats the odds he claims "hurr hurr November was a great month, I won $163269" on Dec 1st.

I am not buying into his claim that he lost 60K unless he is dealing drugs. I will buy into him losing 10 to 20K but no more. No way he makes Betonline commissions of over 10K per month, if that. I know it’s speculation but the turnover of chums who gamble on BOL via his link and lose their minuscule bankroll must be constant. It is hard to believe that he attracted any whales to signup through his BOL link. Anything is possible but drug dealing can generate more money and faster too.

Chrissy has lied before about winning large sport bets while having a couple of dummies in his inner circle. Doesn’t he make his chums sign an agreement to not disclose anything? There has been no evidence of casino comps or slot play. That’s my two cents and I am sticking to it.

[1dollarboxcar]

Krusty back clowning CM's rashy ass... good job Krusty !!

[Pickleball]

I just watched a video by The Bloat at an ice rink in LV.
To my surprise, NVB can actually skate.
Look for Bubs to be the next Wayne Gretzky in 15 years. Yeah right.....
Too bad his father is such a loser.

[Dan Druff]

I might be stupid here, but I possibly believe Chrissy lost $60k, or at least somewhere in the neighborhood like 40k.

Why?

Let me count the ways:

1) From what I've seen, Chrissy lies about wins but does not usually exaggerate losses (unless the loss story ends up with a "great comeback").

2) He gains little by bragging about losing 60k. If anything, it scares potential chums. Again, the only way the 60k loss is marketable is if he has a tremendous comeback in the same session. Clearly he posted about the "terrible day" and the subsequent Big Boy Meal because he needed to console himself.

3) He wasted probably around $15k on the World Series trips to LA and NY. As bad as Chrissy is with money, I didn't see him spending $15k on attending EVERY World Series game, unless he had a lot more money behind than that. For example, I couldn't see him having a $30k bankroll and spending $15k here.


CONCLUSION: Chrissy ran it up somehow. Maybe it was a Martingaling streak with no catastrophic losses, similar to what he did from October 2019-January 2020. Maybe it was just progressively gambling higher and higher, as he was on a lucky streak. Maybe a combo of both. I think the "biggest bet evahhhhh" on that World Series game might have been at least somewhat true, even though he oddly showed no proof. Or perhaps he got some idiot chums to pay him big for 1-on-1 coaching, or convinced some chump to "invest" in his gambling.

But coming into that "terrible" day this week, Chrissy had some money again -- very possibly around $100k or so.

And like a typical compulsive gambler, he shot most of it off in one night, chasing like a retard at -EV games (as he always does).

Chrissy is on the express train to brokedom.

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy is the rgeatest sports bettor alive.

Rather than showing us a big boy betting ticket *before* the bout, _after the bout_ he tells us he "predicted" the outcome of the Paul Tyson match as "entertainment".

Its almost like Chrissy wants to say its rigged....

Sounds like Chrissy missed a valuable opportunity to bet on Paul at a $1.50 and make some big boy money.

[BedWetterBettor]

Tariq Reed: It's possible that some chum lost $5K following CM's bets and CM has to tell him "Hey! I lost $60K instead of your measly $5K but I'm celebrating, not stressing out." Just trust the process and mitchelgale your next bet. Unless you're broke of course

I'm with Tariq on this theory. It's the most logical and likely given his inability to show large sums of Cash for quite a while now annnnnnnnnnnnd him avoiding the Nicer Casinos.

While Druff has some good points above, 60K is just too big a number for this midget masturbator to lose in one night. Member when he Legit Lost the 21K bet on the Georgia Bulldogs game on NYE 2022?

He literally RAN out of the hotel room and went crying on the streets because he couldn't stand to be in the room with Stacy and hear her constant complaining. He had to get out and VENT over his loss to the point he publicly "Quit Sports Betting" and was "No Longer Selling Sports Picks", which lasted about 10 days before he Lied and went back on that promise.

The whole time he was making up stories about College players being bribed to "throw the game" despite the team he bet on actually winning the game. And his Huge Lie of turning down "multi-million dollar offers" from Big Sports Betting App companies.



And that was when he ONLY lost 21K and had over a dozen idiots paying him $499 with plenty of affiliate money rolling in from Dave Pruett, Branko, April, Hoa Lee and the rest!

No way does he handle a 60K or anything CLOSE to that amount with anything less than a "Hurr hurr I quit Casino games folks!!! Casinos Cheat Folks!!!"

This is clearly an exaggerated loss of maybe 10K or so and as Tariq said, his remaining Chum(s) lost around half that much and were crying like little girls from Tampa about it!

Shoutout to April over the Hill!



^^^^ Someone needs to lay off the Botox & Plastic Surgery... yeesh!

zealanddonk: The problem isnt figuring out if Chrissy is lying, just how much he is lying about. Remember when he claimed to bang 100s of women in the early 2000s

Or when he claimed to have Sold his "Two Lexus Sports Cars", when in reality his Two Financed Hyundais were Repossessed.... hahahaha!

[The Boz]

These 2 classics are always good when trying to wise up the suckers that follow him on FB. Along with asking if he was lying in the posts or was he lying about being a broke Uber driver?

[crudebar]

How many more years is this guy going to talk about how rich he is?

Guy still owns nothing. End of story.

[crudebar]

I might be stupid here, but I possibly believe Chrissy lost $60k, or at least somewhere in the neighborhood like 40k.

Why?

Let me count the ways:

1) From what I've seen, Chrissy lies about wins but does not usually exaggerate losses (unless the loss story ends up with a "great comeback").

2) He gains little by bragging about losing 60k. If anything, it scares potential chums. Again, the only way the 60k loss is marketable is if he has a tremendous comeback in the same session. Clearly he posted about the "terrible day" and the subsequent Big Boy Meal because he needed to console himself.

3) He wasted probably around $15k on the World Series trips to LA and NY. As bad as Chrissy is with money, I didn't see him spending $15k on attending EVERY World Series game, unless he had a lot more money behind than that. For example, I couldn't see him having a $30k bankroll and spending $15k here.


CONCLUSION: Chrissy ran it up somehow. Maybe it was a Martingaling streak with no catastrophic losses, similar to what he did from October 2019-January 2020. Maybe it was just progressively gambling higher and higher, as he was on a lucky streak. Maybe a combo of both. I think the "biggest bet evahhhhh" on that World Series game might have been at least somewhat true, even though he oddly showed no proof. Or perhaps he got some idiot chums to pay him big for 1-on-1 coaching, or convinced some chump to "invest" in his gambling.

But coming into that "terrible" day this week, Chrissy had some money again -- very possibly around $100k or so.

And like a typical compulsive gambler, he shot most of it off in one night, chasing like a retard at -EV games (as he always does).

Chrissy is on the express train to brokedom.

I am guessing at his current financial level he lost around 6k. Obviously that number hurt and he had to talk about it, but in order to keep up appearances he had to up it to 60k. I see this with degens all the time. They are no longer at their high peak of variance and these numbers that use to be small potatoes now hurt badly but must pretend they are doing well so exaggerate the latest losses....

[Pickleball]

It looks like Chrissy got a hard-on looking at Jake Paul's chest.
Chrissy even admits that Jake is on a much bigger level than he is.
At least Chrissy knows that he is small scammed potatoes compared to Jake Paul who actually knows how to make millions of dollars.
Chrissy's millions of dollars is simply a mirage in the Las Vegas desert.
BWB or Zeal should have fun with Chrissy's feel sorry for himself post.

[BedWetterBettor]

Look out Logan & Jake, Chrissy and Drew are coming for YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!




Chrissy: Hurr hurr leave Podunk Ohio and come to Vegas like Dave Pruett was going to derrrrrp!

Drew: Sure Kyle, can I Squirt Big Loads for Daddy Ockert like you did???

Chrissy: How else do you think I became the Throat Goat on my rented Love Boat???



Always wondered where the Disconnect was between Drew & Chrissy. My 1st guess would be Daddy Paul's love & attention. Chrissy's whole life has been look at Me... Look at ME!!! But really he's just crying out "Look Daddy, I'm Special... Love me like you Do with Drew!!!"

Presumably, Drew was disciplined by Papa Paul and clearly he didn't turn out perfect. But he also didn't Pull his Pud for Gay Porn publications for 10 years or be a lying, fraud his whole life. He even seems like a decent Dad compared to his older Masturbating Midget brother.

So was Chrissy really that Butt Hurt by his Daddy choosing Drew over him that he turned out this way??? NVB Better hope Chrissy doesn't choose another Sugar Daddy over the Bloat Life with Stacy, or he's gonna be Fucked Six Ways from Sunday!!

[zealanddonk]

And Chrissy with another delusional post, comparing himself with Jake Paul, and posts a younger days post of Jake [which Chrissy probably jerked to].

Probably hurt Chrissy to mention that Paul was a Youtube star given the number of times Chrissy started and failed to keep a channel.