Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
so theres an insane spesh on uber eats where if you spend over $10 you get a free $22 pizza so i took the plunge for all of you and got a NY pizza.

im not going to spend a lot of time on this; its pretty fucking awful. as something that was essentially free im not going to spend a lot of time/effort bemoaning its shortcomings but its just a soggy flatbread with cornmeal covered crust and what i expect is the cheapest cheese they can possible allow themselves. really uninspired.

if i was in a $60 a night motel in some christ forsaken fly over state, id basically feel grateful that this was an option.

but only at these prices, which still came to almost $30 with the fucking tips and fees etc.

the notion that they actually would otherwise have charged me $57'ish for this 'food' is legitimate proof that capitalism is done.
Little rough analysis, I picked one up tonight, the New York pizza they advertise all over the airwaves. It was like $16 and and just threw down a $20 and left. Yeah, I did not feel like I was at a downtown Brooklyn joint but it was pretty good, I guess. We all want this Tony Manero experience but they simply don't exist anymore.