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    phil ivey won another bracelet

    incredible. maybe talent is a thing in poker after all.



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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    incredible. maybe talent is a thing in poker after all.
    Don't give in so quickly

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    What's the word on his status, did he go busto like Dwan? Trying to roll casinos while nursing a craps habit couldn't have lasted long.

    Bucket hat is a tough look.

     
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    bro went from sporting a tough steve francis jersey in the 01 WSOP Main to this grandma looking ahh bucket hat atrocious look

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    Now that he is divorced likely back to drugs and women.

    Need money to finance that lifestyle so back to winning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    bro went from sporting a tough steve francis jersey in the 01 WSOP Main to this grandma looking ahh bucket hat atrocious look

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    The bracelet leaders go after the low participation events. The deuce to seven got like 150 players. Lot better chance to get a bracelet than playing against thous@nds. Even so it took him 10 years to get another bracelet.
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    HATERS IN THE BUILDING

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    The bracelet leaders go after the low participation events. The deuce to seven got like 150 players. Lot better chance to get a bracelet than playing against thous@nds. Even so it took him 10 years to get another bracelet.
    Bucket hats must be a huge turn off for our crippled compadre
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    mickey crimm just got bodied

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    The bracelet leaders go after the low participation events. The deuce to seven got like 150 players. Lot better chance to get a bracelet than playing against thous@nds. Even so it took him 10 years to get another bracelet.
    another great take from an 8th tier poker forum

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    The bracelet leaders go after the low participation events. The deuce to seven got like 150 players. Lot better chance to get a bracelet than playing against thous@nds. Even so it took him 10 years to get another bracelet.
    another great take from an 8th tier poker forum
    I was in the building when they won the ME:

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    You motherfuckers were shitting yellow when I was at the WSOP. I didn't quit going until they moved it to the Rio.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post

    another great take from an 8th tier poker forum
    I was in the building when they won the ME:

    Dastmalchi
    Bechtel
    Hamilton
    Harrington
    Seed
    Nguyen
    Furlong
    Ferguson
    Mortenson
    Moneymaker
    Raymer

    You motherfuckers were shitting yellow when I was at the WSOP. I didn't quit going until they moved it to the Rio.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post

    another great take from an 8th tier poker forum
    I was in the building when they won the ME:

    Dastmalchi
    Bechtel
    Hamilton
    Harrington
    Seed
    Nguyen
    Furlong
    Ferguson
    Mortenson
    Moneymaker
    Raymer

    You motherfuckers were shitting yellow when I was at the WSOP. I didn't quit going until they moved it to the Rio.

    In the building? for real? so exciting that you were a railbird for a bunch of shit in the 90s and early 2000s following around a bunch of men, most of whom are probably going through their 3rd bankruptcy by now. How is following around other men and taking pictures of them in your forties and fifties somehow a brag for you? To anyone normal, that's an extraordinarily embarrassing admission. I mean an anecdote about getting your trips busted by a Harrington flush draw on the bubble in '95 would be somewhat interesting, but being a railbird? Who in the world fucking cares?

    Where do you think you're posting? Tik tok? The average age here is probably something like 45-48. This forum is 20 years old itself with the younger members being in college or high school during the boom. The oldest event you listed occurred when I was 22, Druff 20. You aren't exactly talking about being in the ballroom when RFK was shot. You are talking about shit that most of us could have gone to if we weren't doing something more productive than following around men all day.

    You are a very strange old man. It's like you're intentionally posting as a parody of some geriatric blowhard rather than actually being one. Maybe you should share your tales of stalking other men and their eventual burial sites to some weird fetish forum. Maybe it works there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post

    I was in the building when they won the ME:

    Dastmalchi
    Bechtel
    Hamilton
    Harrington
    Seed
    Nguyen
    Furlong
    Ferguson
    Mortenson
    Moneymaker
    Raymer

    You motherfuckers were shitting yellow when I was at the WSOP. I didn't quit going until they moved it to the Rio.

    In the building? for real? so exciting that you were a railbird for a bunch of shit in the 90s and early 2000s following around a bunch of men, most of whom are probably going through their 3rd bankruptcy by now. How is following around other men and taking pictures of them in your forties and fifties somehow a brag for you? To anyone normal, that's an extraordinarily embarrassing admission. I mean an anecdote about getting your trips busted by a Harrington flush draw on the bubble in '95 would be somewhat interesting, but being a railbird? Who in the world fucking cares?

    Where do you think you're posting? Tik tok? The average age here is probably something like 45-48. This forum is 20 years old itself with the younger members being in college or high school during the boom. The oldest event you listed occurred when I was 22, Druff 20. You aren't exactly talking about being in the ballroom when RFK was shot. You are talking about shit that most of us could have gone to if we weren't doing something more productive than following around men all day.

    You are a very strange old man. It's like you're intentionally posting as a parody of some geriatric blowhard rather than actually being one. Maybe you should share your tales of stalking other men and their eventual burial sites to some weird fetish forum. Maybe it works there.
    Can't imagine what could have kept him from missing Ungar and Varkonyi.

    Not sure why BCR is trying to troll about this?

    Few things are finer in life than standing for hours upon hours watching stranger grown men play cards in smoky casinos at whatever the minimum distance the casino makes you stay back.

    The intimacy of the stalk must have lost its luster when poker exploded and dear mickey was asked to move in favor of friends and family populating the rails.
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    If a genocide is happening, it's Hamas against the people of Gaza.

    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    I'm pretty good at finding graves

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    mickey... your life is spent in casinos, breathlessly fawning over mentally ill men while begging for free drinks, and va centers, begging for handouts to pay for the drinks that arent free.


    do you see why no one respects you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post

    I was in the building when they won the ME:

    Dastmalchi
    Bechtel
    Hamilton
    Harrington
    Seed
    Nguyen
    Furlong
    Ferguson
    Mortenson
    Moneymaker
    Raymer

    You motherfuckers were shitting yellow when I was at the WSOP. I didn't quit going until they moved it to the Rio.

    In the building? for real? so exciting that you were a railbird for a bunch of shit in the 90s and early 2000s following around a bunch of men, most of whom are probably going through their 3rd bankruptcy by now. How is following around other men and taking pictures of them in your forties and fifties somehow a brag for you? To anyone normal, that's an extraordinarily embarrassing admission. I mean an anecdote about getting your trips busted by a Harrington flush draw on the bubble in '95 would be somewhat interesting, but being a railbird? Who in the world fucking cares?

    Where do you think you're posting? Tik tok? The average age here is probably something like 45-48. This forum is 20 years old itself with the younger members being in college or high school during the boom. The oldest event you listed occurred when I was 22, Druff 20. You aren't exactly talking about being in the ballroom when RFK was shot. You are talking about shit that most of us could have gone to if we weren't doing something more productive than following around men all day.

    You are a very strange old man. It's like you're intentionally posting as a parody of some geriatric blowhard rather than actually being one. Maybe you should share your tales of stalking other men and their eventual burial sites to some weird fetish forum. Maybe it works there.
    I wasn't a railbird. I was a poker player. I played the cash games, 10-20 O8, 15-30 Holdem. Never took a pic. Didnt give a fuck about that. I was there for the money.

    You are a punk ass snot nosed bitch. I'm not the one following men. BCR, YOU ARE THE ONE FOLLOWING MEN. You are stalking the shit out of me. What the fuck for? You aint going to get any cock here. I'm in your head bigtime. You can't forget about me. And you follow all the men of PFA. It's all men here so why are you railbirding all these men. Looking for some rump roast?

    Do you watch sports, BCR? You are in the sports threads so you love watching those tight male asses, right.

    Besides being a fruit you are a classic narcissist. You lash out at others for no reason but hoping to assuage your feelings of inferiority. Face it, dude. You are a never were wanna be crybaby sniveler gay pride motherfucker. Maybe sonatine will let you suck his dick.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    mickey... your life is spent in casinos, breathlessly fawning over mentally ill men while begging for free drinks, and va centers, begging for handouts to pay for the drinks that arent free.


    do you see why no one respects you?
    Being disrespected by a slug like you is a badge of honor. Sonatine, you are a pedophile. You've written many a pedophillic fantasy here. Why are you so fascinated with me? I told you I'm not a fairy like you. Do you understand why no one respects you but the other pedos?
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