It’s been awfully quiet in Chrissy Town again. Still searching for a new scam I’m assuming.
It’s been awfully quiet in Chrissy Town again. Still searching for a new scam I’m assuming.
When we (this site and thread) goes three days without a peep, you know Chrissy is boring/not successful at scamming anymore.Originally Posted by RMS9
However, I think he's in the final stages of research at Chrissy Retardo-Labs (which is just a non-descript hallway in Summerlin with the picnic table in it) where we are about to have our minds collectively blown by the announcement of the "ULTRA Special Once-in-Mankind" discovery of a 100% winning table game stategy that no one (except him, of course) has been able to figure out.
Expect an anouncement soon about how you'd be an idiot not to receive his brain power's resulting gift! And as a service to all the men and women around the world, it'll be the same low low price to join his Masturbation Minds club as before!!!!! Cuz, what is he gonna do, go work at Kroger?
Last edited by Forum Wars; 04-07-2024 at 02:23 PM.
was anybody following Mike Schulkins on instagram? i was never following him but had his insta bookmarked, so he must of changed his username, instagram use to be..... https://www.instagram.com/insurance_ceo/
Slow news day folks! Since Chrissy the little pussy is too broke and scared to place any Big Boy Sports bets, we don't get to see his Wrestlemania picks...
He should have placed Prop bets on Run-Ins from Undertaker and Cena!
Meanwhile, his former baptized protege JC Fit has changed his profile back to his real name, Joshua Cox!
Seemingly to hype his fitness competition and try to get folks to recognize him as some sort of bodybuilder extraordinaire.
Worked well for Squirtstopher and all of those failed attempts to be a pro body builder!
Annnnd Chrissy has to take another World Event and make it about himself somehow. This time it's "Hurr hurr there's some eclipse thingy happening, but I'm going to Bust my Nut for Bryan Ockert and make my daily $100 Squirt Load folks!"
Posting it here before the Colt Dolt deletes it like the Pussy he is. Instead of posting those non-existent "Daily" sports bets, we get treated these gems of idiocy!
Judging by Kyle's post, the Sperm Bank is closed today and he's busting nuts in Casino's's's. BTW, why does he need to leave the house and risk Blindness from UV rays from Eclipse gazing? Doesn't he make $100 every 10 minutes from the comfort of his rented condo? Why not spend more time with his family and make endless amounts of money from his laptop?? Unless of course that's a... COMPLETE LIE!TheRivers: Name me one business that has closed today due to the “eclipse thing”
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As always, Chrissy takes a little knowledge, gets confused by it and then makes incorrect statements about it.
Oddly Ohio is one of the states where schools will close today due to traffic and safety concerns.
I'm surprised Chrissy isnt travelling there with Bubs so they can both stare directly at it like the muppets they are cos the gubment aint telling Chrissy to wear no mask or glasses.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Chrissy’s apathy towards the eclipse is not terribly surprising. It’s always the other guy facing the moon when it comes to Chrissy. No exceptions.
If I had family in Ohio and was a multi-millionaire, I definitely would have taken my son to witness that once in a lifetime event. But he’d rather spend the day donking off affiliate money in some shithole casino. Tight life.
Slow news day folks! Since Chrissy the little pussy is too broke and scared to place any Big Boy Sports bets, we don't get to see his Wrestlemania picks...
He should have placed Prop bets on Run-Ins from Undertaker and Cena!
Meanwhile, his former baptized protege JC Fit has changed his profile back to his real name, Joshua Cox!
Seemingly to hype his fitness competition and try to get folks to recognize him as some sort of bodybuilder extraordinaire.
Worked well for Squirtstopher and all of those failed attempts to be a pro body builder!
Annnnd Chrissy has to take another World Event and make it about himself somehow. This time it's "Hurr hurr there's some eclipse thingy happening, but I'm going to Bust my Nut for Bryan Ockert and make my daily $100 Squirt Load folks!"
Posting it here before the Colt Dolt deletes it like the Pussy he is. Instead of posting those non-existent "Daily" sports bets, we get treated these gems of idiocy!
Judging by Kyle's post, the Sperm Bank is closed today and he's busting nuts in Casino's's's. BTW, why does he need to leave the house and risk Blindness from UV rays from Eclipse gazing? Doesn't he make $100 every 10 minutes from the comfort of his rented condo? Why not spend more time with his family and make endless amounts of money from his laptop?? Unless of course that's a... COMPLETE LIE!TheRivers: Name me one business that has closed today due to the “eclipse thing”
"It's so big that I didn't even know about it." The narcissist that he is, puts down Stacy for telling him about the eclipse and dismissing her because he didn't know about it. Where is Will Smith when we need him?
Last Saturday afternoon I saw a "GoatLifeCash.com" ad on the electric billboard on Charleston Blvd. near 3rd St. in downtown Las Vegas. I didn't get my phone out in time to take a picture, but it did not feature Mitchell's name or face and looked low-rent. Predictably, the URL redirects to BOL.
i don't know if you live in LV or not? but i know some people who post here do live in LV... so maybe someone could get a video/pics of this ...??
Here's the REAL reason for Chrissy's recent trip to San Francisco and his lack of meaningful posts in a month...
He's probably getting excited about the Dark Side of the Ring episode starring his Hero Chris Colt, named after the Studios of the same name that brought all of Chrissy's Shame!
Speaking of Shame, I think I know why JC Fit changed his moniker back to his Real Name...
Maybe he should have skipped Chrissy's Masturr Mind bullshit events instead of skipping Leg Day!
And speaking of changing monikers, it seems old Blowjob Bob is having "Yellow Water" problems. Sounds like he may be an actual Bed Wetter... haha how ironic?
Krustaford's latest post from 3 days ago...he really does a concise piece about Chrissy's affiliate scam here. He completely describes where Chrissy is getting most of his living money these days, and how Chrissy has "turned on the sneaky" by acting like his own website is where he gambles, goatlifecash.com (no mention ever from Chrissy of this simply being a url redirect to Bet Online where he obtains 35% of his affiliate players' losses).
(One minor point, Krustaford says it is illegal for US residents to play at sites like BOL. It is not. You're never gonna be prosecuted for playing at such a site and being American, there is no such law. It is illegal for an American to run such an offshore site though).
Costs of OOH in Las Vegas
Large bulletin billboards: $3,000. Digital bulletin billboards: $4,000. Medium poster billboards: $1,950. Medium digital billboards: $2,450......
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I remember when Christopher Mitchell first floated the billboard advertising strategy almost 1 year ago.
At least he took the advice of several people in the comments and removed his ugly face from the ad.
He also removed his name from the URL and went with "Goat Life Cash" which to some random person driving past the sign might imply making money in the goat herding business, not how to make money at the casino.
I look forward to Peter Binklage being able to post a photo of the billboard.
Saw it again today on my commute, but didn't have time to park and wait for it to cycle through. I'll try to get a photo later today.
A more specific description of the billboard: background is a generic picture of casino chips with something like "Make Real Money on the #1 Gambling Website" written along the top. On the sides are various types of gambling in all caps ("CRAPS", "SPORTS" etc.). On the bottom is the URL.
And yes, Tariq, it is the billboard near Health For Life dispensary and Monster House escape room.
Rep fail…A guy who takes casinos for 200K per month really needs to put up a billboard with a URL that isn’t even a true name of a website. Guess the consulting game is over.
This YT video shows the exact billboard that Peter Binklage spotted.
It's owned and operated by LasVegasBillboards(dot)com.
No advertising prices listed on their website unless you contact them via a form for a price quote, so it's unclear what Christopher Mitchell is paying.
LasVegasBillboards operates around 20 of these digital billboards around Las Vegas, so it's possible that CM is advertising at multiple locations.
The LasVegasBillboards website says they don't accept strip club advertising, but it seems that offshore casino affiliate links are "A-ok" with them.
I would consider contacting them with a complaint, but CM might be losing money on this advertising scheme, so at this point I'll probably wait.
@TariqReed, i don't know how that showed up as a red negative rep comment but it did, wasn't on purpose... sorry bro !!
As promised, here's a pic. Sorry about the quality, the iphone is apparently bad at capturing these digital billboards and i certainly wasn't going to devote heaps of time to getting a high fidelity rendering of this scammy-ass bullshit.
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