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    What I find interesting is that AOC thinks Republicans don’t know what it’s like to be in the service industry, I didn’t realize that was a partisan job market. I’d estimate 90% of the people I know both dem and Republican have either waited tables or worked in a bar when they were young. It’s a good way to make decent money without professional experience. Yet she cries about it like she experienced some hardship.....


    she literally just said she was referring to republicans making fun of her for being a waitress.


    please do better.
    They make fun of the fact that a young waitress with close to zero life experience is trying to lead a major political party's policy on serious issues.

    They're not making fun of the job itself.

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    and yet here we are
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    todge can we sidebar for a minute hows life big dog

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    i will keep 50 out of this he wants to poke his beak in but ill keep him back

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    jared agrees to letting donnie fuck his wife in exchange for a preemptive pardon. why not. jared knows that a few tugs is all it takes when donnie's desire burns this hot.

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    jared agrees to letting donnie fuck his wife in exchange for a preemptive pardon. why not. jared knows that a few tugs is all it takes when donnie's desire burns this hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
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    Lincoln's Proclamation very carefully avoided the constitution. There was not one citation of the constitution. The invasion of the south was illegal, period. You keep bringing all kinds of bullshit into the argument that I didn't. I never said that slavery was justified. I'm just pointing out to you that there was nothing in the Constitution that Lincoln could use to justify the War. In the Gettysburg Address he used the Declaration of Independence because there was nothing in the Constitution he could use.

    Now, you lefties be forewarned. All you dumb motherfuckers keep alluding to a coming Civil War if our side "doesn't straighten up." Fuck you and your threats. Shove them up your asses. Be careful what you wish for. You morons need to figure out that our side has all the weapons. So go ahead and start a shooting war you dumb ass bitches. You'll get your asses shot off.
    The federal government spends about $800 billion a year on the military. They have tanks, bombers, even nukes. Pretty sure they can put down an insurrection from a bunch of rednecks with AR-15s.

    It would be sad to see the red states torched and leveled again, I guess I'd have to move, but they kinda deserve it honestly.
    You dimwit, wittle waltie It's the lefties that are always threatening civil war. YOU are the insurrectionists. Bring it on, bitches. We'll shoot your asses off. Hollow threats because you're a bunch of weak ass punks that don't believe in guns. You're a bunch or arrogant insolent fucks. You'll pay with your lives if you ever attack us.

    Have you noticed BLM/Antifa isn't putting down much action in the red states. Only you blue state weak fucks will put up with it. That's because you like it up the ass with steel wool.

    And what is super hilarious is you dumb asses just told Trump he couldn't send in federal troops to quell the BLM/Antifa riots. GTFO

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
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    The federal government spends about $800 billion a year on the military. They have tanks, bombers, even nukes. Pretty sure they can put down an insurrection from a bunch of rednecks with AR-15s.

    It would be sad to see the red states torched and leveled again, I guess I'd have to move, but they kinda deserve it honestly.
    You dimwit, wittle waltie It's the lefties that are always threatening civil war. YOU are the insurrectionists. Bring it on, bitches. We'll shoot your asses off. Hollow threats because you're a bunch of weak ass punks that don't believe in guns. You're a bunch or arrogant insolent fucks. You'll pay with your lives if you ever attack us.

    Have you noticed BLM/Antifa isn't putting down much action in the red states. Only you blue state weak fucks will put up with it. That's because you like it up the ass with steel wool.

    And what is super hilarious is you dumb asses just told Trump he couldn't send in federal troops to quell the BLM/Antifa riots. GTFO
    You're confused old man. It's mostly your side who is threatening insurrection, because they can't accept they lost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salty_Aus View Post
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    You dimwit, wittle waltie It's the lefties that are always threatening civil war. YOU are the insurrectionists. Bring it on, bitches. We'll shoot your asses off. Hollow threats because you're a bunch of weak ass punks that don't believe in guns. You're a bunch or arrogant insolent fucks. You'll pay with your lives if you ever attack us.

    Have you noticed BLM/Antifa isn't putting down much action in the red states. Only you blue state weak fucks will put up with it. That's because you like it up the ass with steel wool.

    And what is super hilarious is you dumb asses just told Trump he couldn't send in federal troops to quell the BLM/Antifa riots. GTFO
    You're confused old man. It's mostly your side who is threatening insurrection, because they can't accept they lost.
    "Threatening insurrection"?

    We had huge mobs of Democrats actually burning major cities down this summer, and the media praising it as beautiful.

     
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    You're confused old man. It's mostly your side who is threatening insurrection, because they can't accept they lost.
    "Threatening insurrection"?

    We had huge mobs of Democrats actually burning major cities down this summer, and the media praising it as beautiful.
    And your retarded president refuses to accept he lost. If this does blow up into conflict its obvious who is responsible... won't happen though.

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    [QUOTE=Walter Sobchak;944195]
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    Congress can call forth the military to suppress insurrections, and the president is the commander in chief. Look it up.

    No state is allowed to form an alliance with any state, or make war except as part of the United States. Look it up.

    Here's the text of the Constitution from the National Archives. https://www.archives.gov/founding-do...ion-transcript

    What I don't see in there is "if the president loses re-election he can invade states that voted against him."

    You are fucking retarded. Kill yourself immediately.
    Like I said, wittle waltie, you dimwits can't cite any part of the constitution that would make the invasion of the south legal. YOU HAVE A CHANCE HERE. QUOTE THE SENTENCES IN THE CONSTITUION THAT MADE INVASION LEGAL. DON'T PUT UP LINKS. PUT UP THE EXACT SENTENCES IN THE CONSTITUION THAT MADE INVASION LEGAL. SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT.

    But you can't do it. It's always the same with you libtard idiots. You think smoke and mirrors is all it takes. You have no principles. You'll flip flop on anything. Lay off the LSD, wittle waltie.

     
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    why are all the quotes messed up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
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    she literally just said she was referring to republicans making fun of her for being a waitress.


    please do better.
    They make fun of the fact that a young waitress with close to zero life experience is trying to lead a major political party's policy on serious issues.

    They're not making fun of the job itself.

    You mean like a community organizer or lifelong politician with nothing more than a year or so experience in a public defender's job before then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
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    They make fun of the fact that a young waitress with close to zero life experience is trying to lead a major political party's policy on serious issues.

    They're not making fun of the job itself.

    You mean like a community organizer or lifelong politician with nothing more than a year or so experience in a public defender's job before then?

    oh i think he means the drug addicted, senile, incontinent gameshow host who is now the literal face of the republican party.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    You mean like a community organizer or lifelong politician with nothing more than a year or so experience in a public defender's job before then?

    oh i think he means the drug addicted, senile, incontinent gameshow host who is now the literal face of the republican party.
    Dems love to make fun of gameshow hosts, but we all know they’d be found crying if they ever had to sit through hours of hair and makeup to help turn them a beautiful orange then get yelled at for having to do multiple takes because they can barely read the teleprompter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
    why are all the quotes messed up

    Because our resident treasonous senior citizen is dumb as hell

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