ask DRUFF

[fluffer]

since we are living vicariously through druff, i think it would be a good idea to have a thread where we can get personal and ask some personal and not so personal questions

so here i go

which players do you most admire, and why?

which guest would love to interview, and why?

are you into anal sex, if so, do you enjoy it, if so, would your gf be into a2m?

do you wish, like myself, that you could perform auto fellatio, if so, would you swallow?

[DropKick]

Do you think your ego writes cheques that your actual ability cannot cash?

If you could legally murder 3 people who would they be?

Are you satisfied with the size of your penis?

[devidee]

Did you ever go off speed bag style on Miri's joobs?

[tommyt]

do jews really keep a bag of gold around their necks at all times?

[Pooh]

Who do you dislike more, Micon or Loren?

[fluffer]

is this true, if so,major giggles?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29...again-1217229/

re: Chainsaw denied by Wiki (again)
''The best Wiki story is when Dan Druff created a Wiki page for himself years ago. One of the posters over at Micon's site volunteered to be a Wikipage Editor and then contacted Druff. He told Druff that many of his poker accomplishments were minor and were going to be deleted. He tilted the hell out of Druff and hilarity ensued.''



''More Druff (Todd Witteles) hilarities. Druff has this God awful radio show, and has bad-mouthed Hellmuth for years. Recently on the air, he called Phil's phone after bracelet #12. Hellmuth unwittingly answered. He was ambushed (but not). Hellmuth talked for 20 minutes and Druff advertised that episode as "Our special guest Phil Hellmuth". To demonstrate his phony nature, Druff kissed Phil Hellmuth's ass and said absolutely nothing negative during the "fluff" interview with Hellmuth. LOL''

[408Mike]

If you had my head on the chopping block to the left, neverheebs on the right, and you can only save one of us- WHO would you choose?

[408Mike]

If you could swap careers with your brother who is a doctor or the porn guy with the huge wang (always doing the fresh outta high school series, forget his name tho) ((might be gonzo I'm not sure)) which of the three (you your bro or the guy with the huge wang always tagging school girls) would you most like to be for the rest of your life?

[408Mike]

If a genie appeared and offered to give micon good business sense such that he (your friend presumably) would know nothing but success forever, at a pittance of a cost totaling $2500, would you do it?

Also you could NEVER tell him, otherwise he'd turn into a toad or something.

[Pooh]

left, himself, no fucking way

[Dan Druff]

is this true, if so,major giggles?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29...again-1217229/

re: Chainsaw denied by Wiki (again)
''The best Wiki story is when Dan Druff created a Wiki page for himself years ago. One of the posters over at Micon's site volunteered to be a Wikipage Editor and then contacted Druff. He told Druff that many of his poker accomplishments were minor and were going to be deleted. He tilted the hell out of Druff and hilarity ensued.''



''More Druff (Todd Witteles) hilarities. Druff has this God awful radio show, and has bad-mouthed Hellmuth for years. Recently on the air, he called Phil's phone after bracelet #12. Hellmuth unwittingly answered. He was ambushed (but not). Hellmuth talked for 20 minutes and Druff advertised that episode as "Our special guest Phil Hellmuth". To demonstrate his phony nature, Druff kissed Phil Hellmuth's ass and said absolutely nothing negative during the "fluff" interview with Hellmuth. LOL''

The second post referenced above was very likely written by a certain person obsessed with having "name pros" on their radio show.

Regarding my own Wiki page, someone else created it for me and later gave me the password to the account when he got tired of editing it. At this point it doesn't matter (since poker sponsorships are gone, and my last big tournament score was 7 years ago), but at the time it was important to market yourself if you wanted to get sponsorships. Yes, my Wikipedia page had too much unimportant info, but it annoyed me that a NWP user was editing it down and fighting with "higher" Wiki editors to make his edits stand, because the over-detailed page wasn't hurting anyone. This guy claimed he wasn't doing it to troll me, but was rather just anal-retentive about Wikipedia, but it was still an asshole thing to do. Nowadays my Wikipedia doesn't matter as much, as long as it's kept clean of vandalism. I actually removed some of the extraneous stuff myself about a year or two ago.

[Dan Druff]

Do you think your ego writes cheques that your actual ability cannot cash?

What actual ability are you referring to? Poker?

Believe it or not, I don't have a poker ego.

You don't see me bragging about my poker ability, nor am I one of those guys who goes around insisting that all but 10 or so players are "terrible".

I don't like playing heads up unless it's against someone pretty bad (excluding the "fun" matches I'll do on here), and I don't usually berate people's play at the table, unless they did the same to me previously.

[Dan Druff]

If you could swap careers with your brother who is a doctor or the porn guy with the huge wang (always doing the fresh outta high school series, forget his name tho) ((might be gonzo I'm not sure)) which of the three (you your bro or the guy with the huge wang always tagging school girls) would you most like to be for the rest of your life?

I don't want to swap careers with my brother. I never had a desire to become a doctor. Too much work, especially getting there.

I don't know about this porn guy tagging school girls, but I'm too old to be doing that, and girls around 18 don't really appeal much to me at this point.

[Muck Ficon]

If you had my head on the chopping block to the left, neverheebs on the right, and you can only save one of us- WHO would you choose?

Todd would choose tomatoes on the side and let both you fags die.

[Dan Druff]

If a genie appeared and offered to give micon good business sense such that he (your friend presumably) would know nothing but success forever, at a pittance of a cost totaling $2500, would you do it?

Also you could NEVER tell him, otherwise he'd turn into a toad or something.

Mike, I haven't been friends with Micon in almost a year. Why would I pay $2500 to give him anything?

But if the question is: "Would you pay $2500 to vastly improve a friend's life, even if he never could know you were the one responsible for it?", the answer is yes.

[Dan Druff]

which players do you most admire, and why?

This is going to be a boring answer.

Overall I admire Ivey the most as a player.

I admire Phil Hellmuth the most as a tournament player, as he just keeps winning bracelet after bracelet, and keeps increasing his lead in total WSOP cashes. He sucks as a cash player, though. And when I say "sucks", I don't mean that he's terrible, but just that he's not a favorite in a lineup of good players.

I am also starting to develop a real admiration for Shaun Deeb's tournament skill.

which guest would love to interview, and why?

I'd actually love to interview the criminals involved with the various poker scandals, most notably Russ Hamilton, Chris Ferguson, Howard Lederer, Ray Bitar, and Scott Tom. I'd especially love to have an interview where they are willing to answer questions and not just say "no comment" to anything tough. This obviously is just a pipe dream, but that is my fantasy interview for radio.

are you into anal sex, if so, do you enjoy it, if so, would your gf be into a2m?

Done it a few times. Have to be in the right mood for it. Usually I don't have much of a desire for it.

do you wish, like myself, that you could perform auto fellatio, if so, would you swallow?

No, that would be strange and nasty.

[BCR]

I had a question written down, but realized the answer would either be very easy and widely accepted as the wise answer here if it was no, but routinely mocked if it was yes, which I think it may possibly be. And since I don't like answering personal questions myself, I chose not to ask it..

What was my question going to be?

[zealanddonk]

If you had my head on the chopping block to the left, neverheebs on the right, and you can only save one of us- WHO would you choose?

Todd would choose tomatoes on the side and let both you fags die.

I'm sure he'd save Heeb.

[zealanddonk]

I had a question written down, but realized the answer would either be very easy and widely accepted as the wise answer here if it was no, but routinely mocked if it was yes, which I think it may possibly be. And since I don't like answering personal questions myself, I chose not to ask it..

What was my question going to be?

Either "Would you pay $20 to buy Donkdown assuming Micon had a non-compete clause?" or "Would you float Heeb $20 for a hella heeb run?"

[BCR]

I had a question written down, but realized the answer would either be very easy and widely accepted as the wise answer here if it was no, but routinely mocked if it was yes, which I think it may possibly be. And since I don't like answering personal questions myself, I chose not to ask it..

What was my question going to be?

Either "Would you pay $20 to buy Donkdown assuming Micon had a non-compete clause?" or "Would you float Heeb $20 for a hella heeb run?"

No, more broad, not forum specific. More of a general question we all ask ourselves at some point, but one that I don't believe I've ever seen Druff on record as answering. He may have though and I simply missed it.