Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
my mother just produced my first pair of baby booties I ever wore, I wanted to cry

now I'm off to hunt around for half smoked cigarettes around a local bar with my dogs, living the good life

oh and I just ate my first real meal in 2-3 days, been living on cake mix I eat out of the box with some water canola oil and the occassional egg. was a nice break to eat some pasta with brocolli, was SO delish

life is so real
Rounded up some food, tonight I FEASTED on some pork spare ribs my neighbor found in his freezer and threw away (spotted them in the trash, baby jesus smiled on me) and found some frozen veggies to produce something resembling a dinner. The rest of the day I lived on granola bars and almonds.
so which is it mike?

admit 90% of what you have written on this forum is an outright lie for attention

a 30 something year old man lying on the internet like a some junior high school emo scene girl

grow the fuck up already


edit:
lol vegas, i was just about to search youtube for that