China is a doucher

[jsearles22]

I dont want to fag up Druffs buy a piece thread anymore so i figured I would just start a new one.

China is a goonies looking retard:


Secondly, he is trying to troll me and he isnt even a good troll:

So you just said what I said? Is this what being trolled feels like? Maybe you should pay less attention to me and more attention to your stake.

Here is the opening of your post I'm clearly confused. Why would you, or any player, just give away their action for free?

I just explained because you are clueless about share selling just like you are about stakes and like you are about just about every other topic you have posted in whether poker related or not.

What does a stake I'm running have to do with this topic anyways? Last I checked this thread was for Druff to sell shares and explain to people what's going on.

The opening sentence of my post said one thing and then i clarified it later. Is that now not allowed? Was I supposed to go back and edit my first sentence to make it look like I am all knowing? I clearly admitted with the first sentence that I didnt know the ins and outs of Druffs buy a piece offer. So China comes on and says "you are clueless about share selling." Good job fucknut, I already acknowledged that. Do you feel like you win?

Please explain how I am clueless about stakes? Im guessing you just gloss this over because you're retarded.

Im clueless about everything I post about? Funny, I dont recall you ever disagreeing with ANYTHING I have posted. This is hilarious coming from the retard who is getting roasted across multiple forums for his Tebow man love. You are a joke to everyone who isnt swinging from your nuts.

And lasty, QUIT FUCKING WHINING about your stake. If you followed your blogs and posts over the past year (and I do because inside I love you) then you run worse then anyone in the history of limit poker. Im willing to guess that maybe you just arent that damn good! Last week you had a sick brag on Venom about you had the stake back over $7K but then at the end of the session it was below $5K again. Same thing a few days ago, during your session you were pwning faces, then with no explanation at the end of the day you are at $3400 or something like that. Seriously, do you play bad at the end of your sessions? Maybe you should play shorter periods of time.

Oh, and lol at you flaming me for my posting and what not, but then the last sentence of your post says "what does my stake have to do with Druffs thread?" What does all of my posts in the past have to do with Druffs thread? Can you not see how hypocrital, holier then thou you are?

Insert "Didnt read" here after you read the post line for line and have no coherent responses.

Oh yeah, and:

[Hockey Guy]

Are you seriously starting this stupidity again? I guess since this is stupid it's at least in the correct forum. It doesn't fly though.
Get a life.

[DropKick]

Chinamaniac is GOD





you on the other hand seem like an attention starved homosexual.

[chinamaniac]

I didn't read any of that but looking at the length of your post I'd have to imagine your still the worst poster in the league

[BetCheckBet]

If jewdonk gets banned at least this guy should be too. Or put on a leash.

I was enjoying the forum the last few days as we were getting good participation without these shitty threads....

[BUBBLES]

Yeah he is definitely an obsessive troll.

[son of lockman]

China's a good guy...Flat out...

[Ricky]

Since you have opened up the dialogue, post a pic of yourself Jsearles, so we can all make comparisons and judgments about the way you look.

[TheTemplar]

I was enjoying the forum the last few days as we were getting good participation without these shitty threads....

Amen to that. Keep the high school bs on facebook and other forums.

[hutmaster]

I don't think China looks anything like Shooz. China is a class-act, and 99.99% of the community would agree. You are just looking like a douche.

[Dan Druff]

jsearles, while you have had a lot of haters as of late, I'm not one of them. I actually like you.

However, I do have to admit I am a bit perplexed about your obsession with China. It seems like you have a lot of criticism and desire to discuss the stake he's running, and I never quite understood that. I would totally understand it if the situation was shady or if China had a spotty past, but neither is the case.

China's stake is straightforward. If you don't think he's good enough to be worth it, don't invest. He has been up front about everything, and I think people pretty much know what they're getting when they invest in him. I never understood the whole reasoning behind trying to start a debate with him about the whole matter. It's not like he's trying to cheat people, and he's not misrepresenting himself.

Regarding the "whining", I can tell you that it's actually therapeutic for some people to get it off their chest when they're running bad. I do plenty of whining myself when I'm unlucky, though usually not on these forums. (I don't think China would be doing so on the forums, either, if he wasn't being staked.) I can also tell you that China has ran REALLY REALLY BAD on Merge for the past several months. I see him take so many beats and coolers to the point where I think he's had the worst luck of any regular limit players on the site in 2012. Just yesterday we had a lovely hand where it was capped 4 ways, I had QQ, China had 55, some other guy had 99, and the flop came 953. I see this (or bad beats) happening to him repeatedly.

Anyway, I'm not sure why you have it in for China, but I can tell you that he's only being rude with you because of the recent trolling you've done to him.

[jsearles22]

I didn't read any of that but looking at the length of your post I'd have to imagine your still the worst poster in the league

LOLZ!!!!

So now I am a horrible poster because the thread was long? Druff posts some of the longest threads out there so he must suck too right? China, you make absolutely no sense.

Druff, I haven't touched this faggot for over a month. He decides to randomly troll me (very poorly) so I'm going to respond. But to get to the root of the issue, I just don't really like his persona and I don't get the nut swingers. I don't see what he brings to the forums except for the following: everyone is god, Tebows cum tastes good, China runs worse then anyone, and he brings no noticeable content. I'm not sure why he is so revered but he clearly is? If he had left me alone, didn't poke the sleeping bear and I wouldn't be forced to respond.

And I thought the tongue in cheek qausi-seriousness would be conveyed by the last picture but I guess I shouldn't be surprised when anything goes over this forums head. A boring Friday morning at work and a little prodding and this is what you get from me. Don't take that to mean its all a level though, IMO china is clearly not god!

[WillieMcFML]

shut it down jsearles

china is god

[jsearles22]

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shut it down jsearles

china is god

My point exactly; guys swinging from Chinas nuts for no apparent reason. Bring in some facts. You are bringing nothing with the little one line quips.

[WillieMcFML]

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shut it down jsearles

china is god

My point exactly; guys swinging from Chinas nuts for no apparent reason. Bring in some facts. You are bringing nothing with the little one line quips.

well, where to start

he was one of the most consistent winners on stars for heads up lhe, in fact i think he was #1 at like 3/6 - his graph was SICK

he has played in the toughest limit holdem tourneys at wsop and has owned hard

he staked a shitload of people on venom, even when it was -ev

he is just a solid dude, who no one has ever had a problem with but you



tl:dr
CHINA IS GOD - yer not - how could you

[jsearles22]

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My point exactly; guys swinging from Chinas nuts for no apparent reason. Bring in some facts. You are bringing nothing with the little one line quips.

well, where to start

he was one of the most consistent winners on stars for heads up lhe, in fact i think he was #1 at like 3/6 - his graph was SICK

he has played in the toughest limit holdem tourneys at wsop and has owned hard

he staked a shitload of people on venom, even when it was -ev

he is just a solid dude, who no one has ever had a problem with but you



tl:dr
CHINA IS GOD - yer not - how could you

I find it funny that your entire reply was in the past tense. Maybe I'm just late to the party?

[WillieMcFML]

so i answered your question, now answer mine

what is your problem with china, what has he done to you?

do you think he's scamming people, do you think he can't play or what?

[Crowe Diddly]

My point exactly; guys swinging from Chinas nuts for no apparent reason. Bring in some facts. You are bringing nothing with the little one line quips.

I find it funny that your entire reply was in the past tense. Maybe I'm just late to the party?

You'll have to excuse Willie. His ability to know facts from the future has always been his weak point (you silly retard).

[jsearles22]

so i answered your question, now answer mine

what is your problem with china, what has he done to you?

do you think he's scamming people, do you think he can't play or what?

I already answered this in my reply to Druff.

No I don't think he is scamming per say but I think he is definitely "twisting." And no I don't think he is as good as everyone here thinks he is. He might be a fine player, but the expectations are out of control. And it's possible for the ever evolving game of poker to pass people up. Maybe, just maybe, China doesn't have the edge he once did?

[vegas1369]

Yup, sorry it took so long for me to see Tine was spot on about this douche. I am doing all I can do and banning him at the only place I can.