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    Jewdonk, this post is gold.

    I don't think anybobdy gives a fuck about the radio show and I'm sure Dan Druff is aware that this is a "fail site" compared to something like twoplustwo or pokerfraudalert2

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    Jewdonk, this post is gold.

    I don't think anybobdy gives a fuck about the radio show and I'm sure Dan Druff is aware that this is a "fail site" compared to something like twoplustwo or pokerfraudalert2

    lol no he actually believes that he is somehow 'relevant' in the poker world

    that's the greatest part of this charade'

    he truly believes that PFA is more than a zit on the ass of poker and that his inane ramblings fucking matter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
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    I see the good doctor is hitting the bottle early today, Tight life monkey

    he deserves every word

    Todd is basically Satan

    enjoy sucking on his nutbag Florida trash

    lol inbred

    next to Gordman, you are easily the dumbest, and most unoriginal motherfucker on this site
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Lets do a quick comparison of our lives shall we ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
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    I know that everyone thinks "warm, positive, supportive person" when they hear the name Jewdonk.

    you couldn't handle 5 minutes on the air with me because you would be fucking ruined....you know it..I know it...everyone knows it
    I remember you both did together an pfa episode - with the topic of the killed Elvis poker dealer - and it was quite good...

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    what happened to that POFG lol wow? I saw someone say "we all know what happened there". No we don't. is that little bitch in trouble here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by J Sousa View Post
    If you put your dick in a spic does it get bigger than a n-word?
    Nope.
    Just because you can doesn't always mean you should.

    The problem with the world today is that nobody does anything based on principal anymore.

    If you reach your 80's, consider your life in overtime. Sudden death overtime.

    I'll never understand how swimmers get bitten by sharks. Can they not hear the music?

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    I shouldn't be bothering with this, but it's a slow news day so I'll engage anyway:

    - Your sister hates your guts. I am not just guessing or assuming this. You have confided this in various people you know, who then revealed it out in the forums when you turned on them.

    - Mommy and Daddy support you at age 51. Occasionally you luckbox into a Pokerstars score or con someone into overpaying for amateurish web work, but eventually the money is all gone and you are back to begging relatives for sustenance.

    - You haven't gotten laid without paying for it in at least 15 years.

    - You are 51 years old and playing penny tournaments all day on Pokerstars. Let that sink in.

    - You live in Mexico, but always the scummy shithole areas of Mexico. You can't even afford the nice resort towns where one can actually have a decent standard of living. Not surprisingly, you've had your shitty truck broken into and vandalized multiple times already.

    - You say I am a business owner's nightmare. If we polled my last 5 landlords and your last 5 landlords, who would have nicer things to say?

    I can go on here, but why bother?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Lets do a quick comparison of our lives shall we ?

    I'll compare my professional history and life experiences side by side to Rainman's shitty life any fucking day of the week

    and win by a landslide

    I have more stamps on my passport than his fat girlfriend has zits on her ass

    it's close...but I still emerge victorious in the end

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    - You say I am a business owner's nightmare. If we polled my last 5 landlords and your last 5 landlords, who would have nicer things to say?

    I can go on here, but why bother?
    In fairness, you haven't had a landlord in years as you own property... his prepay is up so once again let's wait for the "that place was a shit hole this place is better" thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    I'll compare my professional history and life experiences side by side to Rainman's shitty life any fucking day of the week

    and win by a landslide

    I have more stamps on my passport than his fat girlfriend has zits on her ass

    it's close...but I still emerge victorious in the end
    You realize that you not being able to hold a "lucrative" job is lol compared to him not needing to have a job because he's made millions??

    Also, LOL at the Morgan Stanley job... you were a PWA who could not make it... that 100k a job you brag about was based on if you were a baller and not what you actually made. Also, lol at a 50yr man bragging about a job that COULD have made him 100k. Krypt is lol'ing beating off to bloomberg feeds reading this shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    I'll compare my professional history and life experiences side by side to Rainman's shitty life any fucking day of the week

    and win by a landslide

    I have more stamps on my passport than his fat girlfriend has zits on her ass

    it's close...but I still emerge victorious in the end
    Your "professional and life history" involves shit jobs that are typically done by third-worlders who have no other choice, such as cruise ship waiter.

    BTW where is your daughter that you once claim to have fathered in Brazil? Could you locate her if your life depended upon it?

    I'm sure she thinks highly of her loser American father who got Mommy pregnant and ran off back to America to take one fail job after another, and still didn't send a penny back to the family.

     
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    I combined the two threads, btw.

    We don't need two Marty tilt threads running simultaneously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    Jewdonk, this post is gold.

    I don't think anybobdy gives a fuck about the radio show and I'm sure Dan Druff is aware that this is a "fail site" compared to something like twoplustwo or pokerfraudalert2
    It's actually not a fail site because it has become exactly what it was meant to be: A small site which is both a continuation of NWP/DD and a place to call out scams in poker without it getting lost in the vastness of a site like 2+2.

    The radio show consistently has about 1000 listeners, most of which are in the archives. I don't give a shit if Marty believes it or not. Most radio listeners don't get involved in the forum, and many don't read it. It's almost two completely separate groups.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    i think it's time to fire up another version of Tyde forums and gut this ugly pig once and for all
    Oh shit, he's not kidding.

    He's already restarted Tydepoker, and as much as it pains me to admit, this one looks like it could actually compete with PFA.

    http://www.tydepoker.com

    Edit: Apparently doesn't work on an iPhone or iPad, but worth going on another device to see.

     
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    I love how Rainman reacts when he gets his shit pushed in

    also love how he claims to be so 'fair', and yet when someone criticizes him on any level for his awful demeanor and general shitty personality...he lashes out like a petulant child

    fact is that Todd sucks as a human being...and gets his rocks off shitting all over others....what a condescending, self absorbed worm

    100% my parents are a lot more proud of me than Todd's are of him.

    Todd, maybe we can set up a segment on your bad ass radio show, call our moms, and let them compare vaginas

    hilarious with your family history....so many success stories....lol you fucking failure

    talk about a black sheep....jesus

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    In fairness, he is bringing the hits. Some fair questions for both:

    Tyde:
    1. How's poker going?
    2. When prepaid rent is up, will you be moving?
    3. Do you still have little ummmm "guest" who go into your cabinets and eat your food?
    4. How do you support yourself (could be answered by #1, but i dunno)?


    Todd:
    1. How's poker going?
    2. When will you get married?
    3. Is your son neglected?
    4. Have you gotten the citi double reward card? It's fucking legit to cycle 2% of free cashback...

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    Isnt that the citi card with the $98 yearly fee?
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