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    Very much looking forward to the story...
    BALLIN'!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by joseythepussycat View Post
    I hate dogs. You sound like a drunk retard, I can only imagine that you reek of ball sweat. Is there anyway you could obtain marinol in the motherland? If so I'll send you the key to my trailer and you can visit Pittsburgh whenever you like and snuggle up to me. I will, of course, get my roots done before you arrive.
    If someone sets up a gofundme page to fly Marty to Pittsburg and hook these two up, I promise to donate $100. Especially if Josie is a guy/dupe account.

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    rust belt junkies

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    One would assume that Marty has a pretty high alcohol tolerance by now, so if he passed out for 14 hours, should we be concerned?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    One would assume that Marty has a pretty high alcohol tolerance by now, so if he passed out for 14 hours, should we be concerned?
    Safe to assume he is dealing with the shakes and the sweats right now. The reason is he is not posting right now is because his hands are shaking so much its impossible to type.

    The inevitable paranoia will set in soon, and he will retreat to bed for another 10 hour session of sleep before he snaps out of it. Look to hear from him sometime in the middle of the night.

    He is living the dream for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    One would assume that Marty has a pretty high alcohol tolerance by now, so if he passed out for 14 hours, should we be concerned?
    Safe to assume he is dealing with the shakes and the sweats right now. The reason is he is not posting right now is because his hands are shaking so much its impossible to type.

    The inevitable paranoia will set in soon, and he will retreat to bed for another 10 hour session of sleep before he snaps out of it. Look to hear from him sometime in the middle of the night.

    He is living the dream for sure.
    Did you get these symptoms while you were getting your alcohol consumption under control?

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    thanks dk star for fixing my post. tyde going into retirement had me fucked up pretty bad. i had to take 90 dollors worth of pills to think . thats 3 pills.and thiers no such thing as chip dumping. it can only happen on the river and the other player must know what you have.you cant dump on the flop. any card can come out thier flop.position is the big edge. all the good information comes from seat 7 8 and 9 when you have them seats you have power.your range has to do with your 2 hole cards and seat.you must be able to call a raise to call a bet. as far as bluffing i cant reveal that information

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Before I get started....here are some recent pics and vids from Baja


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    Still smoking the paint off the side of a fresh new can because your ass is too retarded to make a proper weed pipe out of a can.

    A hero to many, loser to a few.

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    Typically, one would use a beer can as a bowl in an emergency, but its his constant frequency over the years that is concerning.

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    I hear aluminum cures alzheimers

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    Jewdonk knows damn well how to make a can bowl. Honestly, a fresh can bowl tastes fuckin better than your dirty ass 50 dollar glass piece that you bought from a dune coon, NAMED, and keep in a fucking felt Crown Royal bag. Why don't you go groom your fucking chin strap, straighten your Bob Marley poster, organize your fucking playstation games alphabetically, cut a hole in your plush "Reddit Alien" and dispose your inferior genetic material. Pay your fucking Hulu bill with your Discover card so you can watch Family Guy on your 72 inch television while you stack Arizona Green Tea cans in a pyramid... like the ones you think are spaceships built by black people

     
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    Is Tyde butt hurt or embarrassed by is drunkenness? Let's get on with the story.

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    So when do we get to the shit that is entertaining?

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonamoose View Post
    So when do we get to the shit that is entertaining?
    No more posts from you would be a good start.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by anonamoose View Post
    So when do we get to the shit that is entertaining?
    No more posts from you would be a good start.
    Still can't ever recall reading a post from you that was worthwhile. Might be because I never read yours to begin with.

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    Op's pic on page one is god.

    I have already locked up "thievenMexicanScumbags.com" so don't bother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonamoose View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post

    No more posts from you would be a good start.
    Still can't ever recall reading a post from you that was worthwhile. Might be because I never read yours to begin with.



     
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Op's pic on page one is god.

    I have already locked up "thievenMexicanScumbags.com" so don't bother.

    No match for "THIEVENMEXICANSCUMBAGS.COM".
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