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    YOLO, the Tyde version: "You Only Liver Once".

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      joseythepussycat: That healthy liver looks like a penis I saw on a porn recently, yes it was a low budget one
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    I actually hope this [second impeachment] succeeds, because I want Trump put down politically like a sick, 14-year-old dog. ... I don't want him complicating the 2024 primary season. I just want him done.
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    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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    everybody dies dickhead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    everybody dies dickhead
    Yes, but dying relatively young from liver failure is not fun. Just trying to warn ya.

     
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    I actually hope this [second impeachment] succeeds, because I want Trump put down politically like a sick, 14-year-old dog. ... I don't want him complicating the 2024 primary season. I just want him done.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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    Geezus fuck, mumbles, shut it the fuck down. Dying from forum aids isn't fun either, and you are giving it to everyone here.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    everybody dies dickhead
    been kinda boring without you around


     
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      tony bagadonuts: Rehab rep

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    I'm unbuckled

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      bukowski72: is that a bottle of Midori?

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    Marty,

    Im hoping the "lull in the action" is due to you typing everything out and adding photos, otherwise, you essentially came crashing back here like a drunk bull in a china shop, and then passed out in the street and shit yourself.

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    tydr has retited from poker is a great loss.you will be missed.now that your retired the chimp dumping truth can come out.yes i dump them chips to you.anyone that had played over 3 days would have spotted that move,yes druff called it correct. but just because i went in with the worse cards printed i could have got lucky and won. tyde it was done for the love we have and respect for each other for 10 years now.tyde i can tell what your nxt move will be 85 percent of the timr by the move that happened before. now your retired it dont matter anyway333333...................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. 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    Quote Originally Posted by delaware View Post

    Tyde has retired from poker. This is a great loss and you will be missed. Now that you're retired, the chip dumping truth can come out. Yes, I dumped chips to you. Anyone that had played for over 3 days would have spotted that move. Druff called it correctly. But, just because I went in with the worst cards printed, I could have gotten lucky and won.

    Tyde, it was done for the love, and we have respect for each other, for over 10 years now. I can tell what your next move will be 85% of the time, by the move that preceded it. Now you're retired and it doesn't matter anyway. I'm an old, literate decrepit fart and my clothes smell like mothballs and ham. Anyway <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    YOLO, the Tyde version: "You Only Liver Once".

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    874 posts and this is the only one that is remotely funny

     
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    Nice hound tyde

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    I hate dogs. You sound like a drunk retard, I can only imagine that you reek of ball sweat. Is there anyway you could obtain marinol in the motherland? If so I'll send you the key to my trailer and you can visit Pittsburgh whenever you like and snuggle up to me. I will, of course, get my roots done before you arrive.

     
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    Who hates dogs. You really don't like dogs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by joseythepussycat View Post
    I hate dogs. You sound like a drunk retard, I can only imagine that you reek of ball sweat. Is there anyway you could obtain marinol in the motherland? If so I'll send you the key to my trailer and you can visit Pittsburgh whenever you like and snuggle up to me. I will, of course, get my roots done before you arrive.
    You and Tyde would make a FANTASTIC couple. My crystal ball shows a silver anniversary in the future

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    Who hates dogs. You really don't like dogs?
    Honestly I have been bitten twice and they stink when they come in from being outside its gross

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    I like dogs more than people and im pretty sure most dogs like me more than most people like me

     
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