Masturbation Diaries

[Jayjami]

Really? How about meth?

meth is amazing if you are in the extremely small minority that can moderate it.

i do meth exactly once per year at my xmas party. start on a friday about 10am with some vodka & orange and meth. move to local pubs throughout the afternoon smashing beers and some more sneaky puffs. generally hit the casino about 6 - 7pm , gamble and drink for a few hours, midnightish hit the strip clubs and then arrive home around 6 or 7am after drinking a solid 50 beers during the previous 24 hours. then instead of sleeping i change diapers like a champ, wash dishes, fuck my missus, put up xmas lights chevy chase national lampoons style.

i have no desire whatsoever to touch it again until exactly 1 year has passed and i find myself at next years xmas party. tho i do understand it is probable because of my aspergers syndrome that i am able to compartmentalize my brain and lock away those urges that normal people cant

Ok, you got me I was wrong about that. How about sex with a goat? Is that OK in moderation?

[phantom]

I cant comment on that because ive never had sex with a goat or know anyone that has, but if its anything like sex with a horse then I would say its absolutely amazing and no down side whatsoever (unless you are mr hands and that was his own fault, always practise safe sex)

[El Gallo]

Since there have been no updates I'm guessing you're off the wagon huh?

[zealanddonk]

He might have been jerking it Robin Williams style and had a misadventure.

(What, too soon?)

[4Dragons]

Irony is a thread about the cessation of masturbation, written by a complete jerk-off.

[limitles]

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[Krypt]

I'm at a tennis resort in South Carolina atm and I've used this last couple of days to get away from technology. I'm getting random boners at night and basically every dream involves sex. I have no idea how I'm going to avoid jerking off when I get back home on Thursday.

[BeerAndPoker]

Thread is a fail like this nasty picture I just accidentally saw.

 

[rickastley]

guessing you've shot your load by now?

[Indyrick]

[Pooh]

bump

[Krypt]

Approximately 17 days have passed since I embarked on this social experiment. In that period of time, I have masturbated a total of 3 times. I'm not particularly thrilled to admit defeat, but I'm still proud of the progress made thus far. Without fail, the realization that I've made a great mistake occurs right at climax. With regards to the aforementioned updates, they will continue to be made at a regular interval.

Stay thirsty my friends.

[Hockey Guy]

Approximately 17 days have passed since I embarked on this social experiment. In that period of time, I have masturbated a total of 3 times. I'm not particularly thrilled to admit defeat, but I'm still proud of the progress made thus far. Without fail, the realization that I've made a great mistake occurs right at climax. With regards to the aforementioned updates, they will continue to be made at a regular interval.

Stay thirsty my friends.

Very disappointed in you. Here, you better try this:

[ToasterOven]

At the point of climax, your thoughts are that this is a mistake?

How old were you when you were molested?

[Stewart Wiggins]

DAY 267

This arduous journey is beginning to take its toll. Today a fetching new barista served me my fair trade soy macchiato. I got extra cream in my skinny jeans.

The simpletons at PokerFraudAlert could not begin to fathom the depths of my plight. Only my fellow /r/nofap warriors at le Reddit share my pain, but our numbers are dwindling. The Fappenning has nearly destroyed us.

I have taken refuge in my parents' pool house, soothed by the warm glow of a monitor and the dankest of memes. I fear it will not sustain me.

If any supreme gentlemen read these words and hold me in their heart, have my dying voice. And in this harsh world, draw your breath in pain to tell my story.

The rest is silence.

[Suicide King]

I don't think I've Jacked in a year.

[splitthis]

I did it for the first time in 5 years yesterday. Have been conversing with a few gentlemen but haven't pulled the trigger on naked nastiness yet. My ex was a great lover with a magic tongue. Will be tough to top.

[RegGaymer]

It's true that so many man are addicted to wanking. It's a daily ritual for most: wake up, rub one out, maybe do it again later on before bed; eventually get bored of normal porn and move onto hardcore/anal/fetish material.

So many young men - and consequently women - have been programmed into thinking that sex should be like how they see it in the pornos where anal sex is the norm. It's perverse.

The porn industry is shoved at us all the time and the agenda is clear - they are creating a society of submissive beta males who ritualistically jack off and worship these female porn stars. It plays right into the hands of the elite with their engineered feminist movements.

[OSA]

It's true that so many man are addicted to wanking. It's a daily ritual for most: wake up, rub one out, maybe do it again later on before bed; eventually get bored of normal porn and move onto hardcore/anal/fetish material.

So many young men - and consequently women - have been programmed into thinking that sex should be like how they see it in the pornos where anal sex is the norm. It's perverse.

The porn industry is shoved at us all the time and the agenda is clear - they are creating a society of submissive beta males who ritualistically jack off and worship these female porn stars. It plays right into the hands of the elite with their engineered feminist movements.

lol @ anal sex being perverse.

most porn is amateur so I dunno what you mean about worshipping anyone

wanking is as natural as brushing your teeth. if anything, it helps you form relationships easier since your dick isnt doing the talking since it has been used in the last 10 years or whatever

[Starbucks Spunk Bucket]