DeMarco Murray is my new #1 N VIP. He is saving my ass this year in fantasy football.
DeMarco Murray is my new #1 N VIP. He is saving my ass this year in fantasy football.
Are the Saints really this bad? I'm beginning to think they are.Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker
Murray with 126 yds & 2 TD's already. NO defense can't stop anything.
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I might be the worst sports gambler in the world.
The only sport I bet on is football, and I only do that a few times per year because I know I'm bad at it. I went to the new Wiener Circle at Red Rock, which is right next to the sports book. While I'm eating I see that the Falcons are only 3 point favorites over the Vikings. And I thinking "these guys know that Adrian Peterson isn't playing, right?" So I love that line and after eating I go over there to bet $40 on it. Again, I know I'm bad, so I keep the bets small. The problem with little bets is that you can't win any real money, so I decide to place a fishy ass 5 game parlay just to try and win 200 bucks off of 10. I looked at all of the bets on the board, and these were the ones that I liked the most, along with the game results-
Falcons -3 (lost by 13)
Bears +2 (lost by 21)
Panthers +3.5 (lost by 28)
Saints -3 (lost by 21)
Patriots -3.5 (sorry Pats fans, they will definitely lose)
The good news is that I don't have to drive back to Red Rock to redeem any tickets.
You should get some kind of small consolation prize for completely whiffing a 5+ game parlay. It's just as improbable as binking one, right?
trust me, you're not
trust me, you're not
I am batting 30% this year with football... Fkn brutal..
I tried to tell all of you that a 3.5 point favorite was definitely going to lose by more than 20. I hope some of you made money.
It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?
That's Blair Hinkle on the right.
EDIT: Oh, and apparently it's bracelet winner Grant Hinkle doing the face-fucking.
Buffalo + 7 -115
Buffalo ML + 240
NYG -4
Pittsburgh -6.5 -115
pittsburgh pk/ saints -4.5 teaser
NO -10
Steelers/Jags Over 47
That is looking great rofl. Lots of low scoring games today so far.
loaded up today by essentially parlaying either the Bears straight up or Jax +7 with every other bet, and all of the other bets look to come through.
I will essentially then lose every bet made today due to these two picks.
#guru
bet against me always
Jacksonville was a retarded bet. People trying to get fancy and look like geniuses
It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?
KC +6 -115
KC. ML. +170
they didnt cover by a point. How is that retarded?Jacksonville was a retarded bet. People trying to get fancy and look like geniuses
they didnt cover by a point. How is that retarded?
So since it was so close do you get some money back?
It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?
they didnt cover by a point. How is that retarded?
cuz its lol jacksonville
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