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Quote Originally Posted by ShadyJ View Post
If I was a fat unhappy redneck like Shortbus Id hate everyone and take my own life.
Somewhat good read. I am a redneck, but do not view that as an insult. Went for an insurance physical last week and I'm up to 216 so I guess I'm fat again. The only place your off is that I love myself way too much to pull a Robin Williams.

I never asked you to pull your dick out. Just do the deed in any way feasible.