Masturbation Diaries

[phantom]

btw i am literally jerking off while reading this forum

[4Dragons]

btw i am literally jerking off while reading this forum

I hear it's good for the calves.

[son of lockman]

Open music, listen and read



When mama caught me doing the jerk she said.

''Sonny don't do that as it'll make you go blind.''

I said.

''Ok mama I'll just do it until I need glasses then.''

[Stewart Wiggins]

That's an exquisite fedora, good sir. Where did you purchase it?

[Stewart Wiggins]

By the way, as a moderator of /r/NoFap, I have also conquered my crippling addiction to masturbation and pornography. You should stop by some time and share your journey with your fellow NoFapstronauts.

I'm also a moderator of /r/RageComics, so naturally I've made a meme about my experience. There's lots of great memes on Reddit too, because we basically invented memes.

[ToasterOven]

Pretty sure this guy gave krypt the aids.

[Crowe Diddly]

There's lots of great memes on Reddit too, because we basically invented memes.

not really, tho.

[WillieMcFML]

i have a good feeling about this srsly wiggins guy

[abrown83]

There's lots of great memes on Reddit too, because we basically invented memes.

So much tilt beginning to happen....

1. Just no!

2. Fuck you, no!

3. Moot is going to come over here and personally kick your ass.

4. There are posters here/were here who go back to the early days of /b and Reddit that helped make those places.

5. While you're not fapping, you should have a little bit of time to read some God damn internet history.

[jsearles22]

i have a good feeling about this srsly wiggins guy

Wiggins avatar is clearly just a fat Weissman. Scam as usual with that guy

[zealanddonk]

Since no one else has asked, you still giving other dudes handjobs right?

[Jayjami]

Want to stop masturbating? Buy a goat.


http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sho...k-a-Goat-Hamas

[Jayjami]

Not sure if you're trolling, not that I care, but this is the underlying logic behind me quitting porn/masturbation.

Wasnt trolling. If you are 21 years old do you really think its a realistic goal to just stop jerking off, for the next 50 years, forever.
Everything is good in moderation.

Really? How about meth?

[GrenadaRoger]

Want to stop masturbating? Buy a goat.


http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sho...k-a-Goat-Hamas

is it true most Israelis laugh only because the think they Hamas picked an ugly goat?

[mulva]

btw i am literally jerking off while reading this forum

ty for your honesty

[sd858duece]

im quadriplegic from a car accident in 2009... all this talk is making me wish I could jerk one off...

[phantom]

Wasnt trolling. If you are 21 years old do you really think its a realistic goal to just stop jerking off, for the next 50 years, forever.
Everything is good in moderation.

Really? How about meth?

meth is amazing if you are in the extremely small minority that can moderate it.

i do meth exactly once per year at my xmas party. start on a friday about 10am with some vodka & orange and meth. move to local pubs throughout the afternoon smashing beers and some more sneaky puffs. generally hit the casino about 6 - 7pm , gamble and drink for a few hours, midnightish hit the strip clubs and then arrive home around 6 or 7am after drinking a solid 50 beers during the previous 24 hours. then instead of sleeping i change diapers like a champ, wash dishes, fuck my missus, put up xmas lights chevy chase national lampoons style.

i have no desire whatsoever to touch it again until exactly 1 year has passed and i find myself at next years xmas party. tho i do understand it is probable because of my aspergers syndrome that i am able to compartmentalize my brain and lock away those urges that normal people cant

[Muck Ficon]

Seriously though, this has to be one of the most faggot threads in forum history.

[Walter Sobchak]

Seriously though, this has to be one of the most faggot threads in forum history.

I think it's picking up speed. OP was faggot but there are some gold nuggets here. Bottomfag has faggiest threads championship locked down easily.

[zealanddonk]

Really? How about meth?

meth is amazing if you are in the extremely small minority that can moderate it.

i do meth exactly once per year at my xmas party. start on a friday about 10am with some vodka & orange and meth. move to local pubs throughout the afternoon smashing beers and some more sneaky puffs. generally hit the casino about 6 - 7pm , gamble and drink for a few hours, midnightish hit the strip clubs and then arrive home around 6 or 7am after drinking a solid 50 beers during the previous 24 hours. then instead of sleeping i change diapers like a champ, wash dishes, fuck my missus, put up xmas lights chevy chase national lampoons style.

i have no desire whatsoever to touch it again until exactly 1 year has passed and i find myself at next years xmas party. tho i do understand it is probable because of my aspergers syndrome that i am able to compartmentalize my brain and lock away those urges that normal people cant

Boxing day must be a motherfucker at your place then.

Watching Yachts and cricket and sinking piss.

Twitchy as all hell.