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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    And for the record LLL, I'm 21 years old.
    Yeah, you'll out grow it.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    what the fuck are you talking about? if your 15 or over you should be just fucking those girls not jerking off. i have not done that shit in 55 years.your 21 and should be fucking 25 times aweek

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by delaware View Post
    what the fuck are you talking about? if your 15 or over you should be just fucking those girls not jerking off. i have not done that shit in 55 years.your 21 and should be fucking 25 times aweek

    LOL

    Del is the man

     
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    Our boy has no knowledge of life prior to the net.

    At what age did you first view online porn? Riff a little about this.

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    The truth: you need glasses

    Last edited by GrenadaRoger; 08-05-2014 at 10:21 PM.
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    DAY 2

    Woke up with a boner, but didn't feel the urge to jerkoff at all. Instead of dwelling on the matter, I will go to the gym and do some deadlifts.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by delaware View Post
    what the fuck are you talking about? if your 15 or over you should be just fucking those girls not jerking off. i have not done that shit in 55 years.your 21 and should be fucking 25 times aweek
    sorry del ^^^this is old technology here.


    After being married for more than 15 years and still enjoy a fairly healthy sex life. I would think it is essential to masturbate some times as it is quick, easy, feels good, no emotional or performance expectations attached. Kript unless your damaging your dick by jerking off non stop doing this every few days is not going to harm you or damage you in any way, on the contrary it may help you to relax around other people as you may not feel the pressure to sustain this commitment. good luck any way.
    all hail Hydra



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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    DAY 2

    Woke up with a boner, but didn't feel the urge to jerkoff at all. Instead of dwelling on the matter, I will go to the gym and do some deadlifts.

    Sure someone out there will take up your slack. The guy with forearms like Popeye is making up for your abstinence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indyrick View Post
    The guy with forearms like Popeye is making up for your abstinence.
    I joined a gym a few weeks ago and got a free consultation with one of the trainers. At one point he asked me if I was left-handed. I said no. He raised an eyebrow and remarked that my left arm is stronger.

     
    I jerk it southpaw.

     


     
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      GrenadaRoger: yours probably bends to the left..balance your range / straighten it by using your right sometimes
      
      simpdog: ambiDICKxtrous
      
      4Dragons: that was my conclusion
      
      nunbeater: jerk and lift rep

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    There are better things to quit. I recommend putting the TV away for a month, that's what I do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
    There are better things to quit. I recommend putting the TV away for a month, that's what I do.
    Unless its sports (soccer/tennis/nba playoffs), I don't watch tv.

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    Krypt: nothing to be proud of
    I'm no prouder of it than I am for eating breakfast or taking a shower. It's just something most normal, healthy people do.

    You said you're doing all this to end a cycle of self-destruction, so I can only assume that you have a severe addiction. Good for you and I hope you get your life back together. This remark of yours is pretty LOL though. Next maybe limitless will stop by and frown upon me for having a few beers.

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    DAY 3

    Feel good and have not had any sexual thoughts whatsoever. From past experience the next couple of days after the third day will prove to be a sterner test. With the weekend coming up, I'm going to have to exhibit real and tangible resolve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    DAY 3

    Feel good and have not had any sexual thoughts whatsoever. From past experience the next couple of days after the third day will prove to be a sterner test. With the weekend coming up, I'm going to have to exhibit real and tangible resolve.
    This reminds me of the scene in 40 Year Old Virgin when Paul Rudd says he is taking a break from dating and Seth Rogen says that this is the first of 3 conversations where Rudd comes out as gay.

    I feel like this is thread number 1 for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    DAY 3

    Feel good and have not had any sexual thoughts whatsoever. From past experience the next couple of days after the third day will prove to be a sterner test. With the weekend coming up, I'm going to have to exhibit real and tangible resolve.
    does this arouse you in any way?

     

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by rickastley View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    DAY 3

    Feel good and have not had any sexual thoughts whatsoever. From past experience the next couple of days after the third day will prove to be a sterner test. With the weekend coming up, I'm going to have to exhibit real and tangible resolve.
    does this arouse you in any way?

     

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    How has nobody posted porn yet? Well, other than the heebs

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gallo View Post
    How has nobody posted porn yet? Well, other than the heebs
    I'm using K9 web protection atm so all pornography is blocked.

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    Do you struggle to maintain an erection when you are fucking and believe too much porn and jerking off has warped your mind

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