Me: this guy on skype is getting jealous that I'm typing to you
Me: I told him you were straight
Me: he says "uhh huhh"
WillieMcFML: lol, do you think the 12th time you hit on me will turn me straight?
WillieMcFML: sorry kiddo, i've got love for plol but no cock
Me: wait, you'd have to be turned straight? and previous attempts at turning you straight have been unsuccessful?
WillieMcFML: oops
WillieMcFML: lol
WillieMcFML: lmao
Me: Freud?
WillieMcFML: you will never stop now
WillieMcFML: lmao