Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[go_buccos]

Happy Birthday Squirtstopher! May your day be filled with LIES, RUNNING FROM DEBT COLLECTORS ANNNNNNNNNNNNND BIG LOADS OF MAN JUICE ALL OVER YOUR FAT FACE!!!





A Special Birthday Wish from your Biggest Bird Brain Believer!

The one you helped get a Dead End J.O.B. at a Casino for $5 an hour!!!

What sorts of tall tales will little Kyle regale us with today?

And more importantly, who will be dumb enough to join him for these lame celebrations???



# BUSTED LIFE BABY!

Fitting that the 1000th page of this thread begins on this little gay midget fucker’s birthday!!!!

[1dollarboxcar]

can someone loan Krissy Cakes $5k so he can play some table games on his B-Day in LV....
happy 1,000th page y'all... credit Jeff Dime!!

come on Krissy Cakes show us some big B-Day bash pics and vids like all multi-millionaires do, surely the #1 gambler and #1 gambling consultant in the World who makes OVER $100k per month for the past 6 years has something special lined up for himself or from his family and friends....

[BedWetterBettor]

Lol, the Bloats trying to act rich despite looking poorer than present day Mickey Rourke...



Chrissy wearing his finest, red cock sucking bicycle shorts in 36 degree weather while Stacy looks tired, bloated and couldn't be bothered do her hair or makeup for Squirty's pre-Birthday celebrations! Hahaha!

I'm sure we will HEAR all about his imaginary bets but never see any proof of it. Much like we haven't seen Winning Bet slips in 4 years, Casino Chips in 4 years, Steak Dinners or Hotel Suites in 2 years annnnnnnnnd no Masturr Mind events in 2 years after the Pruett Extortion Debacle!

At least NVB looks happy and is better Dressed than his Shitty Fraud Parents, that is until the premonition below comes true!!

[Pickleball]

Last night, Chrissy was in a "Beast Mode" at the Las Vegas Golden Knights game.
He was in a real foul mood as he wasn't willing to pay $40.00 to park at the T-Mobile Arena. He drove like a maniac from the arena to the Fontainebleau's self parking garage. After reaching the level that was blocked off by orange cones, he decided to park there anyways. After all, he only had four hours to make it back to the T-Mobile Arena before the game started. Rather than paying for an Uber to transport Stacy and his puppet son Christopher Jr., and himself to the game, he forced them to walk 20 city blocks back to the T-Mobile Arena.
What really ticked Chrissy off was that he would not be the first person to enter the arena four hours before the game started. He wouldn't have the entire arena to himself to take fake close up pictures of some of the Knights players. You know, the ones where he pretends to be best buds with some of the players as they wave at Stacy pushing Bubs in his baby buggy.
Bubs was thrilled thinking that someday he would make his best friend (Chrissy the Leech Mitchell) proud of him by being drafted by the Knights. Chrissy was seeing hundred dollar bills flapping through the rafters at the arena and gently landing in his fat arms.
What a heartwarming story to know that one day, Bubs will be Chrissy's only member of his inner circle group. Bahahahaha!

[zealanddonk]

On the 1000th page we had hoped he'd be in jail (or dead), but he is broke, living in fantasy and mediocrity with almost no way out.

[The Shrink]

Shout out to my favorite thread on pfa and congrats on 1000 pages!

Keep losing, Chrissy!

[1dollarboxcar]

damn near forgot i made this a year ago, wish Krissy Cakes a HBD in the comments again if you want...

[Mrhorney]

Congratulations 🥳 on your thousandth birthday 🎁 Mr Jeff.

Been a bit 🤏 of a crawl the last few years since Chrissy pie 🥧 was ejected from casinos 🎰 and one on one coaching 😂🤣😂 but you got over line eventually.

Here’s to page 2000 🍾 as I’m sure this fuckpig will still be lurking 👀 around for a long time to come, after all what else can the useless twat do with his life.

Are Dilfs a thing in the gay porn sector? 😃

#️⃣ free bubs aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Stacykins 👍🏻

[Dan Druff]

Chrissy likely paid Fake Elvis $60 for that picture.

I'm not kidding.

These leeches stroll around the strip and downtown, act friendly but pushy, and try to get you to take pictures with them. Then they demand a tip. Then it becomes very quickly apparent that they're not looking for $5-$10, but rather $60-$100. Some will accept $40, but rarely less than that, and $60 is the norm.

Those taking the pics don't realize this at the time, figuring it will be a few bucks for a tip at most, and they'll have a cool picture for social media.

If you refuse to give these leeches what they're demanding, they threaten to kick your ass, or claim that they have friends nearby who will kick your ass. (The latter threat is how the "showgirls" extort the money out of dudes, as they claim their big boyfriend and his buddies are just steps away -- and sometimes that's actually true!)

LVMPD needs to do a sting where undercover officers catch them making these threats, arrest them, and harshly prosecute them. That would put an end to it.



Anyway, Chrissy is such a rube that he either fell for this (despite living mostly in Vegas for the past 6+ years) or more likely just thought it was an "investment" to post "fun" Vegas pics.

I do find it a combo funny and sad when dudes post downtown pics in Vegas themed Facebook groups, either standing with showgirls or getting "spanked" by chicks in S&M gear, with a caption like, "Having a wild time in Vegas this weekend!" Rather than people being impressed, everyone mocks them for wasting $60 on this shit, and being dumb enough to fall for it.

[Pickleball]

Lol, the Bloats trying to act rich despite looking poorer than present day Mickey Rourke...



Chrissy wearing his finest, red cock sucking bicycle shorts in 36 degree weather while Stacy looks tired, bloated and couldn't be bothered do her hair or makeup for Squirty's pre-Birthday celebrations! Hahaha!

I'm sure we will HEAR all about his imaginary bets but never see any proof of it. Much like we haven't seen Winning Bet slips in 4 years, Casino Chips in 4 years, Steak Dinners or Hotel Suites in 2 years annnnnnnnnd no Masturr Mind events in 2 years after the Pruett Extortion Debacle!

At least NVB looks happy and is better Dressed than his Shitty Fraud Parents, that is until the premonition below comes true!!

Notice how Chrissy opened up his jacket like he was still a make stripper and to copy Elvis' pose? Maybe it was a coincidence but it sure looked like Chrissy didn't want to be upstaged by the fake Elvis. He probably negotiated the price by letting Elvis know he was a local. Elvis asked him, oh yeah, what's the name of your You Tube Channel? Oh wait, never mind. Bahahaha

[zealanddonk]

@Tariq Reed: "Elvis" told Christopher Mitchell that he charges $50 for a photo but CM told Elvis that he charges $100 for a blowjob, so Elvis actually owes him $50 now.

Elvis aint paying for no bait and switch since he thought Stace was the one doing the slurping

[Salty_Aus]

I'm really surprised LE hasn't nabbed him yet.
Now he's getting desperate I feel.
He'll do something in the near future, that will end up with him in handcuffs.

[Pickleball]

Chrissy reminds sports bettors that they cannot be emotional when betting on sports.

[Tellafriend]

the IRS needs to get after his ass. he's made admissions about the millions he's made. i'm certain his tax returns, if he even files, don't reflect that.

[1dollarboxcar]

yep now getting brazen, i guess he doesn't think Druff can get his YT shut down again... it has to be new cause the date and time on the lower right of the screen says so... i haven't watched it yet but sounds like he is gonna run a 'series' of these videos so follow along until it gets terminated, maybe ZD can give us a breakdown of this new video..??

edit: i downloaded and watched it, there are some gems in here, Bubs makes an appearance and still can't hardly understand him, i uploaded to an external site and it will play on the site if you don't want to give him the watch time on YT and you don't have to download it, press play and then click the little square box in the lower right if you want full screen, click the 3 little dots to adjust playback speed... enjoy https://gofile.io/d/Yl56CR

[Dan Druff]

I like how he's back in the bathrobe. Was that a quiet nod to my last post about you, Chrissy? If so, message received!

Anyway, I'm glad your bankroll is up to a whopping $1000. Looks like you've really been killing it.

Oh, wait... you finished with $1100. So I shouldn't sell you short.

Imagine being a "professional gambler" and the best you can come up with at this point is a video of you winning $100. Talk about circling the drain.

[zealanddonk]

Heres the review for Chrissy's nonsense:
Start balance: $1000
End balance $1106

Spoiler: Chrissy gives us 3 rules including his "bounce" strategy. Barely anything in this video worth watching unless you like NVB

The timestamp does state 5:12pm Jan 10th 2026, and he mentions 7 years gambling so we can somewhat assume it is legit and new.

Druff mentionede Chrissy's white robe the other day, which Chrissy is wearing today.
Chrissy appears to wear these when he has gentlemen callers to entertain either in person or via cam, so busy day ahead indeed.

As Tariq Reed also pointed out Chrissy claimed he had given up table games, and hurr hurr, its before Jan 15th so Chrissy is like everyone else who makes a new year's resolution and breaks it within 2 weeks, hurr hurr.

For some reason, Chrissy has the GoatLifeCash.com logo on this video instead of pudpullingpays or whatever his other "site" is.

$1000 bankroll, 13m42s video, lets see what runs out first, his cash or my desire to watch this nonsense.

Chrissy claims this is Day 1 in a series he is going to make
Lets see if this series lasts more than a week.

Chrissy states hes in his bathrobe at home, watching hockey: he doesnt actually explain why he is loofing around in a bathrobe at 5:13 in the evening on a Saturday.

Chrissy claims he'll be making these nonsense videos every day, and will make a significant withdrawl to show how it works. NVB probably wishes Chrissy had pulled out

Chrissy claims this will be an amazing strategy Dont forget kids, Chrissy said Baaaacky was pure guess work earlier this year (let that sink in!)

2m53 Chrissy finally gets to the action.

The balance is $1010 and Chrissy claims "hurr hurr forgot to turn the camera on" when he went to the Baaaacky room.

Chrissy claims his strategy has three parts
Rule 1: He rambles a very long time that the first rule is big bankroll, small bets, cant lose if you dont fuck that up
Rule 2: Bet on the winner of the last hand Well, that sure does take the guess work out of things, and seems Chrissy is praying for streaks instead of being choppy.
Rule 3: Just redeposit the same amount you had at the end of the last stream and reshoot the whole video if you bust


OOOOOPS, ok that rule 3 isnt his actual rule, lets see what he says it is:
Rule 3: You only get one win at a time.
Assuming he means this is his bounce rule, and doesnt mean bet on pandas raping tigers or monkey monkey or whatever side bets he hates but loves but hates

O dear Lord, Chrissy actually means use his bounce strategy: how fucking tedious is this going to be for all involved. How does he make bounce work at land based casinos (well, the ones he isnt banned from?) ?
They must get tired of his antics

Chrissy won again "but forgot to turn on the camera" makes the excuse its a new software package.
Hes back at the same dealer who gave him the other win.
7 years and its still this amateur.

Chrissy points out its 5:50pm
So, we are supposed to believe it took him 20 minutes between the hand he won (5:30), win another hand, forget to film it, and then remember and start filming again.

To borrow from BWB, Ol minuteman Chrissy could have been busy filming "other content" during that break.

Chrissy reminds the viewers to rewind and rewatch his three rules.
The first rule is long and unclear.

Chrissy claims he won all 4 bets on the first bet [approx odds of that are ~6% so sure, why not.]
Chrissy comes back at 6:08pm to a new dealer

7m24s Chrissy claims hes at the physical casinos in Vegas every single day
To prove this, he shows no betting slips, no chips, and no footage anywhere near a casino.

UIts now 6:30, so Chrissy has been making this video for an _hour_ for a total of "$50".
Chrissy finally loses a hand, so its mitchellgale time!
Chrissy explains what that nonsense is.

Chrissy flops down a $25 bet.
Chrissy loses, and now its banker time for $55.

9:30 Theres a door slam, Chrissy say Stace and Bubs have come home and he only greets Bubs, and tells him its ok to appear on camera. Yeah, Chrissy was definitely tugging it on camera for the hour the fam was away, or worse
And poor Stace, not a hi how are you, do you need a hand.

Chrissy asks Bubs (off-screen) how practice was, and Bubs is able to say "good" without any hint of retardation.
Theres hope for him yet.

LOL
Chrissy loses AGAIN and sounds like he also lost his sports bet since Buffalos won 3-zip [9:30s mark, an American might need to analyse that part]

Bubs wants to talk but Chrissy asks Bubs not to distract him because Chrissy is working
Chrissy gives Bubs a very polite fuck off and bets $115 on player.

Sadly Chrissy wins but he gives us a hollar at ya boy
For doing what exactly, betting 11.5% of your starting bankroll on a "coin flip" and it landed? For following your nonsense strategy? for being rude to your son because gambling had you by the balls?

Despite Chrissy getting up $1083, and despie his family being home, and despite as he says both of them cooking, Chrissy decides he needs to win more to impress probably 10 potential chums that he is a great gambler [not investor as he said last week].

Chrissy claims hes going to go eat with the fam but he'll be back later
Chrissy with yet another "oops forgot to turn on my camera : I hope he doesnt try that shit with his rich gay paying customers when its pud pulling time

Its now 8:30 and Chrissy is still gambling.

Chrissy tells us he has won $106 in just 10 minutes....spaced over 3 hours. Yeah, thats 3 hours you bald bitch

Chrissy reminds us people should keep watching these videos: Why? He's told us the 3 rules, he is likely going to be following them and its only Rule 1 that is vague and his way of weaseling out when things go wrong.
Hopefully tomororw's clip wont keep "forgetting to turn the camera on".

[BedWetterBettor]

TheRivers: Wait..Stacy took Bubs to hockey practice while Chrissy stayed home and gambled? So she IS allowed to drive their one car?

Nah, Chrissy told her to hitchhike and stick her thumb out on the corner. Much like he had to do to get from Texas to California from an eager truck driver... "One tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime"

So wait a minute folks. A few weeks ago, Chrissy said he No Longer played Baccy and Spinny and was ONLY making money Betting on Sports? But now he tells us how THIS Baccarat strategy he's going to show made him ''MILLIONS'' in the casino??

And wasn't his Podcast proclaiming he made those same 'Millions" ALL from Sports betting???

Why Folks, I believe we have another Contradiction here??? Surely the BLOAT would never Lie about such things or get confused like that? Much like the month of February 2020 where he somehow WON $73,600 and then 6 months later recalled that he LOST $74,000 that same month!!!

But ya know, he made a YT video about it, so that PROVES everything he says is legit... just trust him... ask Dave Pruett and Zach Jones how honest the Bloat was to them?

And Chrissy's new "stragedy" is just a Ripoff of that Doofus BeatTheJerk who literally did this same thing of betting the last winner and martingaling after a loss. Chrissy just says "Hurr hurr Mitchellgale after a loss ding ding dah dah ding ding" so he can't get sued hard like Vanilla Ice did by Queen & David Bowie(look it up if you don't get the reference folks!)