Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Dan Druff]

This was almost a month ago (November 28), but I don't remember seeing it posted here.




The idiot shared this publicly on Facebook. Why? One can only guess.

This is his idea of bragging of a winning week. What happened to betting 5 figures "every single day"?

He scratched out a $2300 profit in a week and found it notable enough to screen shot. Notice the exact $6k balance at the top right. This must be just after a withdrawal, when he was proud of himself and patting himself on the back, so he withdrew whatever he had over $6k, then took this screen shot to "prove" he's winning.

What's interesting is 2 things:

1) He's basically admitting he's betting in the hundreds now

2) On December 14, the last time we heard from him, he talked about how he was on a big losing streak "last month". This November graphic makes me think that "last month" was actually "last week", and that his 12/14 video regarding increasing his bankroll 77% was probably true -- but it was a 4-figure increase, only to be chunked off on the 15th!

[TheRivers]

He’s back! Must have been a 10 day ban. Posted footage from yesterday’s Golden Knights game. And you know he would have posted it yesterday if he could have.

[zealanddonk]

He’s back! Must have been a 10 day ban. Posted footage from yesterday’s Golden Knights game. And you know he would have posted it yesterday if he could have.

No voice over as far as I can tell, just typical music.
Focuses on female cheerleaders for a bit trying to lure more male chums to whatever version of chums club he is leading.
Ends with a shot of Stace and Bubs so Santa hasnt given her courage to ditch to Ohio or money to fund it.
O well, Stace, maybe next year, maybe next year.

[Dan Druff]

Yeah maybe what happened is he appealed the ban and it turned into a 10-day suspension instead.

Of course he will never admit to it, because he remembers how much we laughed at his emotional reaction to his YouTube bannings, so now he just keeps the anger to himself. Probably takes it out on Stacy.

[Mrhorney]

Evening Folks

Reading with interest as usual but curious 🧐

Is 2000 bucks a week a good income where this loser lives?
I know the caveats of gambling win and losses etc. but is say 50k a year plus whatever my beloved Stacykins 🥰 earns milfing on the streets in LV comfortable?

In England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 gambling “winnings” 😀 are tax free so around 40k a year anywhere outside London would be OK 👌 not first class multi millionaire like Chrissy but you could buy a house 😂 buy a 🚗😂😂 have your child well educated 😂😂😂 and have reasonable healthcare coverage 😂😂😂😂

[zealanddonk]

Sad that Chrissy cant take even 2 minutes out of his epic gambling and winning to wish his chums a merry Xmas and remind everyone THE REASON FOR THE SEASON hurr hurr.

[Dan Druff]

Evening Folks

Reading with interest as usual but curious 🧐

Is 2000 bucks a week a good income where this loser lives?
I know the caveats of gambling win and losses etc. but is say 50k a year plus whatever my beloved Stacykins 🥰 earns milfing on the streets in LV comfortable?

In England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 gambling “winnings” 😀 are tax free so around 40k a year anywhere outside London would be OK 👌 not first class multi millionaire like Chrissy but you could buy a house 😂 buy a 🚗😂😂 have your child well educated 😂😂😂 and have reasonable healthcare coverage 😂😂😂😂

He isn't winning $2000/week though. He's not even winning $0/week. He's losing his ass!

The hilarious thing is that the $2300 win for the week was his sick brag. That's how far he's fallen. The BIG WEEK was $2300. You know that has to kill him, because at one point he was making enough off the chums where he could place big boy bets.

[BedWetterBettor]

Happy Holidays to all you Dead Broke Haters out there!

Shoutout to the starter of this hilarious thread, Jeff Dime, who has started putting new videos on his YT channel and I encourage you to watch and like his work if you haven’t already!

[Mrhorney]

Is it “D” day for Chrissy soon regarding his medical coverage?

It’s a bit confusing as I don’t understand 🇺🇸 system but from watching 👀 YT videos subsidies are ending in a few days and if he wants to keep his medical he will have to get his fat lazy arse out working picking tomatoes 🍅 for 20 hours a week,or have I got that all wrong 😑 ?

#️⃣ free bubs

[zealanddonk]

Is it “D” day for Chrissy soon regarding his medical coverage?

It’s a bit confusing as I don’t understand ���� system but from watching �� YT videos subsidies are ending in a few days and if he wants to keep his medical he will have to get his fat lazy arse out working picking tomatoes �� for 20 hours a week,or have I got that all wrong �� ?

#️⃣ free bubs

Out in the sunshine, working, sweating, would do Chrissy the absolute world of good until he opens his mouth to immigrant workers or offers a free rub down after a hard shift.

[BedWetterBettor]

So no mention of Chrissy's Anal Booty Bash in 11 days annnnnnd we haven't seen any Steak and Crab Cake Dinners with $400 glasses of wine and $150 tips in over a year???

Which is Documentation that Brokestopher can't afford anything better than Disco Fries, Mozzarella Sticks and Free Water from a Garden Hose!'

And what happened to the Fraudcast? Little Squirty couldn't even churn out 1 video in OVER 2 months now? Maybe he should do another appearance on a YT Podcast, cuz that went so well last time hurr hurr!

[BedWetterBettor]

Since Chrissy is too much of a beeiotch to do another Fraudcast episode, perhaps one of you fine folks can invite him onto yours???

Here's a neat little trick that the guys at Trilogy Media discovered where scammers use a fake podcast invitation to gain access to someone's FB private page!

Hmmmm, now who do we know on FB who falls victim to these sort of click bait and fake promotional tactics on a regular basis???




Maybe one of you dead broke douchebags can pretend to be from the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast and bait Chrissy into giving you access to his inner circle jerk chums club page, lol!

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy's fraudcast managed to last longer than his Daily Praise Jesus with Chrissy youtube show.

Of all of Chrissy's nonsense, Id love to watch that again.

That and find out what his "I'm taking such a big boy risk costing me lots of money, but dont be afraid" nonsense was.
I think he might have seen been in Dallas then.

[TheRivers]

The podcast returns. And it’s the same end of year message he’s had each time. You’ll give up by January 15th. You’re a quitter. You’ll never be successful. I have the math and the picks to make you successful. 1200 people have joined the inner circle and left…most within a month…not because they realized it’s a scam, but because they are just quitters in life. That’s why he can’t show you one person who got rich by paying him.

[1dollarboxcar]

here's the Fraudcast, i haven't watched it yet and hopefully ZD will give us a breakdown...
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1445325670269484

edit: the thumbnail looks distorted but if you press play it normalizes...

[zealanddonk]

Thanks for that 1DBC:

AS is a common theme these days, Chrissy doesnt look good.
Has some stubble going on, and clearly Xmas hasnt been that cruel as he's also looking chubby.

He opens that this is a podcast [why isnt it on youtube or spotify then?]
And that you can listen to him talk about sports.
He might as well be talking about pleasuring women or rocket science given how little he knows about any of those topics.

He states it is Wednesday Dec 31st but forgets to mention its the anniversary of him giving up sports betting forever in one of his most infamous emotional toddler tantrums from a few years ago.

He starts to ramble about how to be successful in 2026 by rambling about new years resolutions.
As TheRivers poins out, Chrissy goes to the well about "hurr hurr, 98% of people give up by Jan 15th hurr hurr"
unfortunately I'm watching this at 1x speed, Chrissy sounds like a retard at 1x speed

Fatty mentions losing weight: maybe he should do another 30 day running challenge, or another five of his 30 day gym challenges......

Chrissy starts rambling about his chums club, that you can join, do no work, Chrissy does all the work, Chrissy is up late into the night blah blah blah.
I havent done an analysis but I'm pretty sure Druff and others have, to the point that almost all of Chrissy's picks are the favourite team to win as it is.

Chrissy also starts to tell us he is wearing his Golden Knights jeresy because the Knights have a nooner against "national predators"?? (it was a bit hard to tell what he said) and Chrissy AND his fam will be against the glass.
Chrissy is careful to not actually tell us who he is betting on but lets be honest here, has anyone ever gone broke betting against the team he is wearing?

After checking, its Nashville predators, and the game is underway as I write this up.
End of 1st period and the knights are down 3-2.
Honestly, is there anyone who follows Chrissy's nonsense who did not see this coming?

Chrissy now tells us hes had over 1200 chums over 5 years. He claims they all quit.
What about Jeff the truck driver, wasnt he a big winner?

In a very creepy manner, Chrissy claims he keeps track of all 1200 chums, with 98% quitting within 30 days.
This means Chrissy only managed to milk 24 chums for more than 1 month of chum fees.
Chrissy claims if everyone had stick with it, they'd be rich.
[b] I'll leave it to BWB to present the hall of shame of Chrissy's cast of misfits. Except Zachy: Chrissy's golden twink Goose, I'm gonna call him out [/.b]

Chrissy now slurps on his "morning coffee" which is monster: despite claiming he was going to quit drinking it years ago AND despite knowing it cant be healthy for him.

Holy shit, if you had the colouring in book on your bingo card, well done

LOL Chrissy claims if you make a 1 year commitment to the colouring in book and his system, it'll change your finances.
O yes Chrissy, it certainly will.

Chrissy shows us why he isnt a Hollywod Box Office Superstar: he exaggeratingly grabs his moobs while saying something dramatic.

Now he tries to point at the camera but like him, its off centre.

O and he spices in documentation beats conversation.

Chrissy now begs for comments on his video since we know engagement is practically zero these days.

Chrissy starts rambling about mathematical blueprints and it takes the emotion out of things.
Ok Chrissy, whats the math of your hair returning?

Chrissy then ruins the whole video by claiming the blueprint means he makes 1.5% to 3% per day
Yet the book is already printed, so how exactly does that work?
O yeah, Mitchellgaling his losses.

Chrissy claims former chums send him messages on instagram.
ODdly almost none of the messages are exactly what he does get such as
"Wheres my fucking money?" "You better sleep with one eye open" "Stop trying to blow my twink looking husband you fag" and so on

Oddly, Chrissy strongly implies former chums never return, despite complaining about how bad their lives are and they wish they had a second chance.

Would Chrissy accept a former chum back?

Chrissy gives his cocksucker laugh as he claims he can help people get rich.
He claims you can get rich quick through sports betting, despite telling us the colouring in book is a 365 day plan.

Chrissy decides he hasnt told enough lies, so goes for an absolute whopper (also what hes been eating lately)
Chrissy claims he has a school teacher in his chums club grew her bankroll by 200% in December only

Yes, 3% a day would be over 200% if you were salami slamming your whole bankroll every day.

So, eh, not much new here: only worth a watch for Chrissy blabbing hes off to watch the Golden Knights lose again

[zealanddonk]

@1DBC either I had forgotten, or didnt know he had a spotify for his nonsense.
63 "reviews" average 1.1 lololololol.

Aaaaaaaaand, to the surprise of no-one, the PRedators beat Chrissy's team but "hurr hurr I didnt say I was betting on the Golden Knights, just cosplaying as one of their fans, hurr hurr".

[Pickleball]

Let's see how long it takes Chrissy to delete the comment.

[zealanddonk]

Let's see how long it takes Chrissy to delete the comment.

Looks like it lasted a good 3-4 hours.

Now its only Vihn Tran and nothing controversial

[Mrhorney]

Happy 😃 new year Folks and happy new grifting year Chrissy, it must be tough at the top with thousands of clients relying on your punditry 🤓 I couldn’t take that strain.

Nice to see Sir Jeffrey (sorry) Jeff Dime back from his sabbatical offering his pearls of wisdom and Tarik and Druff trying to explain your 🇺🇸 healthcare system although I’m still non the wiser how your baffling system actually works but being a diehard Trumpist I can only assume that Chrissy must be putting fuck all into the pot and getting the max out.

Apart from watching the NFL occasionally I don’t have a clue what you are wittering on about on the channel with your sports however it’s not all doom and gloom as this year for some bizarre that the country least interested in football ⚽️ has been awarded the biggest sports event on the planet so am waiting for Chrissys picks in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 V Panama 🇵🇦 and Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 against Haiti 🇭🇹 etc

Giving the world 🌍 cup to 🇺🇸 is akin to giving Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 the Winter Olympics 😁

Anyways

Who knows I may become a subscriber to Chrissy Nostradamus if he gets the early rounds correct although I do wish he would get back to his 99% baccy spinny ™️ Donk from New Zealand 🇳🇿 and BJ vids, at least i can understand those scams aaaaaaaaaaaand I would happily take a 1% loss but I refuse to go 99% vegan,

I reckon 2026 will be a good year Sir Jeffrey Dimes first post will eventually crawl to 1000 Chrissy pages, bet you didn’t think that would happen Mr Jeff when you first brought Chrissy to worldwide fame.

My beloved Stacy will finally have enough of anal and do what she should have done years ago and leave this deadbeat loser (I’m still available Stacy if you want a real man and you can still get moist)

Bubs will be signed up to the NHL junior leagues even though he can’t write ✍️ his own name yet

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Chrissy will have to get a J.O.B 😀

#️⃣ Free bubs 26