Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

No sooner than Chrissy starts making hilarious new retarded rant videos, another Fraud and Dead Broke Douchebag reveals his revamped YT channel(s) complete with Queer Karen Hair Cut to Boot!

"Da 'oser 'imself, Cheetos Baccarahhhh is back for da 'aters out derre!!!"



And wouldn't ya know, his Cloned Chrissy YT channel also has new videos from the Fraudcast conveniently uploaded yesterday after Rivers found the videos on Squirtify!!!



And speaking of Fags with Bad Haircuts... where are Masturbator Mitchell's "Winning Picks" from the NFL games yesterday???

In a day of some HUGE upsets, and a dead broke douche bag that always bets on Heavy Favorites like the Bills and Eagles, whatever little money he begged Mr. Foster for is surely GONE faster than his receding hair line and those Chia Hair Plugs!



BROKE LIFE BABY!

[TheRivers]

We’ve always wondered if Chrissy has a passport. Guess we may be about to find out (if he truly goes to Toronto). Claims Toronto is one of his favorite cities…even though I’m pretty confident he’s never been there. Don’t think we’ve ever seen footage of him outside the US

[BedWetterBettor]

1dollarboxcar: i seen that too, he mentioned in his latest fraudcast that if Toronto goes to world series, than he will go there...

He also mentioned he was going to Winnipeg for the Cup Finals a few months and the Panthers were DONE!!! And we all know how THAT went hurr hurr!

Plus, IF he had a passport why wasn't he in Edmonton for their Game 1 Victory??? Why did he have to DRIVE all the way to Florida for Games 3 & 4 to impress Sugar Daddy Schulkins?

I suppose it's Possible he has Real ID(not sure you can with just that tho?) that allows him entry to Canada, but I would bet 100K the Bloat ABSOLUTELY Sucks at getting into Canada like he Sucks truck drivers off for rides!



# ONE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME I SWALLOWED EVERY BIT OF IT FOLKS!!!

[The Boz]

Fucking homo blocked comments. Time to report him for scamming and violating their rules.

[Pickleball]

No sooner than Chrissy starts making hilarious new retarded rant videos, another Fraud and Dead Broke Douchebag reveals his revamped YT channel(s) complete with Queer Karen Hair Cut to Boot!

"Da 'oser 'imself, Cheetos Baccarahhhh is back for da 'aters out derre!!!"



And wouldn't ya know, his Cloned Chrissy YT channel also has new videos from the Fraudcast conveniently uploaded yesterday after Rivers found the videos on Squirtify!!!



And speaking of Fags with Bad Haircuts... where are Masturbator Mitchell's "Winning Picks" from the NFL games yesterday???

In a day of some HUGE upsets, and a dead broke douche bag that always bets on Heavy Favorites like the Bills and Eagles, whatever little money he begged Mr. Foster for is surely GONE faster than his receding hair line and those Chia Hair Plugs!



BROKE LIFE BABY!

Lookee here. Cheetos is trying to pose like Zorro.
Is he staying at a Motel 6 or is dat a condo in Summerlin?



If Chrissy logs in on PFA and sees the picture of Zorro with a whip, he just might get excited. Bahahahaha

[Tariq Reed]

can't get the videos downloaded from spotify, i can get the audio no problem but the video i can't, if anyone knows a website or a hack to get the videos from spotify please let me know...

I don't think that the video file is actually on Spotify, so you won't be able to download it from there. CM probably just uploads the audio file from his video to Spotify and makes a thumbnail image for the podcast episode.

[1dollarboxcar]

can't get the videos downloaded from spotify, i can get the audio no problem but the video i can't, if anyone knows a website or a hack to get the videos from spotify please let me know...

I don't think that the video file is actually on Spotify, so you won't be able to download it from there. CM probably just uploads the audio file from his video to Spotify and makes a thumbnail image for the podcast episode.

well not really, cause it is a video and does play like a regular video and everything especially when he takes a 5 second break to have a drink of his morning coffee... spotify is a little weird and confusing to navigate, you can just listen with the thumbnail open and no actual video, but if you mess around and click the proper spot, it is a video(s)... (in his case)
there are other podcasts on there from other creators where what you say is true, no video, just a thumbnail with audio... but in krissy cakes case he is uploading videos and not just a thumbnail with audio (so far)... anyways i am not to worried about it cause everything he has uploaded to spotify, he has also uploaded to FB, which i can download the video from there... it was just the one podcast with the red jersey that he didn't upload to fb too...and i can't get that video from spotify... again no big deal and not worried about it... if it was something special, which it's not, i would just screen record it from spotify... anyways..

i would also like to say all you guys are on a fucking roll with him with the comments and making him turn commenting off!! and everything else!! (BWB's daily fuckery + everyone else's)... fuckin funny stuff bros!! haven't had this much of a chuckle over krissy cakes in awhile...

[Pickleball]

No sooner than Chrissy starts making hilarious new retarded rant videos, another Fraud and Dead Broke Douchebag reveals his revamped YT channel(s) complete with Queer Karen Hair Cut to Boot!

"Da 'oser 'imself, Cheetos Baccarahhhh is back for da 'aters out derre!!!"



And wouldn't ya know, his Cloned Chrissy YT channel also has new videos from the Fraudcast conveniently uploaded yesterday after Rivers found the videos on Squirtify!!!



And speaking of Fags with Bad Haircuts... where are Masturbator Mitchell's "Winning Picks" from the NFL games yesterday???

In a day of some HUGE upsets, and a dead broke douche bag that always bets on Heavy Favorites like the Bills and Eagles, whatever little money he begged Mr. Foster for is surely GONE faster than his receding hair line and those Chia Hair Plugs!



BROKE LIFE BABY!

Lookee here. Cheetos is trying to pose like Zorro.
Is he staying at a Motel 6 or is dat a condo in Summerlin?



If Chrissy logs in on PFA and sees the picture of Zorro with a whip, he just might get excited. Bahahahaha

Actually Cheetos Zorretos is holding an Epee used for fencing. It is not a whip. It changes nothing as Chrissy would still get aroused from the thought of his father whipping him with no mercy with that Epee. En Garde Chrissy, En Garde!

[BedWetterBettor]

Guess I'll take the liberty of reviewing the latest nonsense on Squirtstopher's latest Fraudcast video!

Episode 4: A NEW HOPE FOR THE COLT DOLT AKA CHRISSY IN HIS CHEAP PURPLE AVS HOODIE

Chrissy does what all millionaires do, walks for free on a public sidewalk spewing nonsense loudly and talking stupidity to himself because he has all of 5 followers on Squirtify!

As others have pointed out, Chrissy brags about buying 1st class plane tickets (yea right!) and Front Row seats to both Maple Leafs and Blue Jays games... Because we ALL know a 2nd round series is OVER after 2 games in Baseball and no team has ever fought back from a defecit??? ****LOOKS AT 04' Red Sox DVD****

Chrissy then goes on to tell us about the NHL opening night (which is tonight folks!! So go become a Last Minute Chum and get those brilliant Winning Picks for $999, then $1500, then $3000 a month or whatever figure Chrissy needs to cover his RENT for the rest of his life!)

He proudly shows off his cheaply made Purple Avs Hoodie that looks like it was sewn together by a homeless person... speaking of homeless person, Chrissy gets frightened by a Strange Man standing on the corner outside the Vegas Knights practice facility and deduces that this man MUST be a homeless Person because "he's walking around on a Public sidewalk talking Loudly..." Hmmmmm, funny if Chrissy does that same thing he's proving that he's a 'Rich Millionaire' but apparently not so for any other Dead Broke Douchebag?

He states some nonsense that the Avs are the Number 1 Favorite to win the Stanley Cup this year, hence he of course wears their jersey being the Bandwagoning Bitch he is. But since no team has actually played, it's impossible to determine who the Cup favorite is and as Chrissy found out last season, the Cup Champs are the Number 1 team until someone dethrones them! "Hurr Hurr Panthers are DONE, you just don't want to Accept It!?!?" Chrissy 2025 and 2024!

Also, Chrissy being an idiot and knowing NOTHING about hockey might wanna take a look at the 2003 Avalanche team when they signed an aging Paul Kariya & Teemu Selanne and were also the Odds On Favorite to win the Cup that Year, how'd that go Squirt?

He claims he's betting on the Avs and Panthers, because his butt buddy Mike Schulkins is a season ticket holder and always believed in them. Member when Chrissy said "The Panthers Suck because they never won a Cup!" ??? Wonder how he feels now they've surpassed his alleged favorite team in the Golden Knights?

So More Lies and Bool sheeit about non existent bets and Wins from the Inner Circle Jerks!

Then we get treated to a non-verbal appearance from Stacy and Future NHL Flunk out NVB! Chrissy finally bought the kid a Bike after only 3 years!!! He then yells at Stacy "Tell him to STOP!" referring to NVB crossing the street without looking both ways, ya know elementary safety tips he would have learned in school. But apparently not in Stacy's Home School for Simpleton Squirters!!! # BROKE LIFE BABY!

So yea, other than his tall tale of flying first class to Toronto, which is likely a Greyhound bus so the Feds won't bust him, there's not much here to see folks!

TheRivers: He also states that one of the Golden Knights players lives next door to him. This is not uncommon with rental properties because the players don’t want to buy anything that they only use during the season. Is this the source of his game tickets?

It's probably the Kid who washes the Jock Straps! Chrissy is friendly with him because he enjoys Sniffing those Jock Straps... BEFORE they're washed of Course!

Regarding the tickets, I would have to believe he gets Comped tickets from a Casino host as he only attends games vs bad teams so that A) He can bet on the Knights at horrible odds and Brag about a small win and B) He can upgrade to closer seats!

[BedWetterBettor]

Tariq Reed: Pre-season tickets to the Golden Knights were going for as low as $12. A comped ticket to a playoff game would be impressive, but not to a pre-season game.

Indeed, a ticket to non division rival during the Reg. Season was under $55 as well. I may or may Not purchase tickets to one of those games during my annual Vegas trip this year and go pay a visit to Squirtstopher!

Oh, and he just dropped the latest ep of his Fraudcast about the NHL wearing his Cheap, No-Name Panthers Jersey!

Ya know, the same team he was dogging and claiming were "Done" 5 months ago???

[BedWetterBettor]

Lol, Curse of the Billy Goat Lives On!



Don't book that MLB ticket in Toronto just yet Squirty! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Ryback_feed_me_more]

Lol, Curse of the Billy Goat Lives On!



Don't book that MLB ticket in Toronto just yet Squirty! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

meh Yankees arent pulling out 3 straight. Although to be fair I was throwing dirt on top of the Yankees when it was 6-1 and somehow Toronto melted down. Dodgers and Seattle send themselves to their LCS series today. I think Cubs/Brewers is going 5

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy shows his fat face at the Vegas Golden Knights game.

He also takes some shit quality photos of Gretzky!

The Great One and the Fat One!





You’d think he’d know how to frame a photo or at least get a clear shot from all those Money Shots he did and received during his Colt days!

[BedWetterBettor]

Hahahaha, Curse of the Billy Goat Day 2!

Chrissy picks the Knights and supposedly Bet Big on them and LOST!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!



Better hope your Fake Passport gets your Gay Ass into Toronto Kyle!

Just like your Fake bets get you into Gay Dude’s Buttholes!!

Like you did with this big lipped Homo!

[1dollarboxcar]

did Krissy Cakes delete his newest podcast on spotify? i believe he had new one, meant to watch it earlier today but then forgot and i went just now to watch it and it seems to be gone? am i imagining things or did he delete it from spotify? if he did, what was so damning on there that he thought he must delete it?

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy the Fag releases his new Fraudcast.... Blaming the Knight's Goalie for his Loss!!! HAHAHAHAHA, What a Dead broke Douchebag!!




I'll watch it later and rip it apart faster than Bryan Ockert ripped Chrissy's Arse Hole!!!

****Update****

Shorter episode than I thought, Guess Chrissy is dumber than we realized or he's still Butt Hurt over Cursing the Knights like he curses every team he roots for!

*Highlights include* -


Squirtstopher Claims to have spent 10K on Toronto trip, much like the NY trip that cost 25K riiiight??? COMPLETE LIES!


Says for 3 years that Adin Hill Sucks... Chrissy would sure know about Sucking, especially with Truckers!


Chrissy cries that the Knights have No Chance to win the Cup with Adin Hill between the Pipes... Funny just a Day Earlier he was crowing how the Knights were the Favorite to Win the Cup and had the best team on Paper???

I Guess One game tells you all you need to know about the season, Forget the other 81 games left to play folks!

Chrissy stutters and stumbles about other players and the Vegas Defense, because he knows soooo much about how to make a team. Just ask his 2 remaining Chums!

Chrissy now thinks Akira Schmidt, the backup goalie, is the way to go! Let's see how long before he says "Hurr Hurr Schmidt is Shit Folks!?!"

Since Chrissy has Shit for Brains, rambles about the WNBA finals, ya know the sport he said he NEVER bet on before??? Only to have a Bet in his head on Caitlin Clark's team

because "Hurr durr I have to Bet on Every Game I attend Folks!"

His tiny pea brain quickly shuts down after this and he just goes into a sales pitch about non-existent winnings on sports bets that are Conversated and Not Documented!

[The Boz]

Might be time for someone to report to the Knights and NHL that a guy was offering blowjobs for Coke in the bathroom last night. A complete description without a pic but describing the jersey would work. Also saying his wife looking like a crack whole with a kid, again describing clothes standing outside the bathroom would be a huge public service.

And of course he was muttering about gambling and visiting Sportsbettingpays and that he was a former porn Star might send them in the right direction.

MCSA! Make Chrissy scared again!

[1dollarboxcar]

yo @Pickleball, your messages have exceeded the limit, you need to delete some messages, i can't respond to your last message because of this....

[Dan Druff]

yo @Pickleball, your messages have exceeded the limit, you need to delete some messages, i can't respond to your last message because of this....

You mean his PM box is full? I can adjust that if so.