Imagine how smelly his unwashed clothes must be? He's lucky his Rented Bunker has Washer & Dryer included.RMS9: Not to mention his “workouts” consist of holding a 5lb weight bar above his head, doing a few full body squats and ten pushups…all while wearing a hoodie and baseball jersey over the hoodie of course. He burns maybe 10 calories, if he’s lucky.
Otherwise he'd smelling like straight ass and stale jizz like Snape and Mckenzie currently do.... okaaaaayy???
Squirtstopher shows us his weight loss progress and commitment to his running challenge…
With a picture of his lazy, fat head in a gym wearing a cheap, no name Reds jersey!
Yep, everyone runs miles in baseball jerseys and then lifts heavy after!?!
If fat boy is trying to insinuate he Bet Pretty Big on the Reds, then this Documentation Beats Conversation like Chrissy Beats off Truck Drivers!
Two more losses for the Bloat!
Reds lose yesterday and currently down 7 runs In the 6th inning!
But I’m sure Chrissy won’t go to bed a loser and will miraculously win it all back playing Baccy!
# Prop Life Baby!
Not to worry, he won it ALL back on the Yankees...Pickleball: If Chrissy has been betting on the Dodgers after the All-Star break, he has lost his ass, as usual. Martingale the Reds would be a good strategy. Bahahaha
He Proved and Documented this by showing the picture below in a Cheap Yankees hoodie giving a deer in the headlights expression like he's ready to take a Big Load to the Face from Bryan Ockert's Hog Penis!
so the #1 sports bettor in the world ranges his bets from 5,000 to 175,000. um-ok.
You mean they don't hover over an Empty Sports book at 10 AM with NO SPORTS BET SLIPS or MONEY and make another "Hurr hurr Don't Quit Folks, Like all my Idiot Chums Quit on Me!!!"Originally Posted by Tellafriend
Sounds like another Mass Exodus of Chums following a BIG LOSS from the Masturbating Midget!
Did Nam Douche or Branko finally jump off the sinking ship known as the S.S. Squirtstopher?
Also, LOL at Chrissy claiming to never Quit ***ROLL FOOTAGE OF EVERY TIME CHRISSY QUIT TABLE GAMES AND SPORTS BETTING***
This can be looked up. Didn't we already check this back in 2021?
Regardless, if he got it back then, he clearly chunked it all off a long time ago. Chrissy has no ability to save money. His dream is to bet big like the "rich people", so he ups his bets when his bankroll grows, and you know where that always leaves him.
My guess is that he survives via combo of the following:
1) BOL affiliate money. Some chums who signed up previously might still be playing (and losing), and they don't even realize Chrissy is getting 35% of those losses. So even if they wrote him off ages ago, Chrissy is still profiting from them. "Several income streams", folks! Just like the rich people do it!
2) Continued victimizing of past suckers. He probably emails those who are still on speaking terms with him with "great deals" and "big offers" to buy his sports picks or to partner with him where they put up the money and he makes the picks.
3) Big Daddy Foster. If all else fails, Stace can beg Daddy for money, with promises of more visits to Ohio if he can just float them another loan.
I'm guessing the trips involve money he luckboxed into from a few sportsbets hitting in a row, and he wants to feel rich.
He apparently can't even spring for a better "front row" baseball seat than way out there in the outfield. Maybe for the World Series you could excuse that, but a regular season game? Clearly the bloat isn't flush with cash.
I bet he got his lol Delta first class seat for like $500 and made Bubs and Stace sit in the back. Notice they weren't in the picture!
This can be looked up. Didn't we already check this back in 2021?
Regardless, if he got it back then, he clearly chunked it all off a long time ago. Chrissy has no ability to save money. His dream is to bet big like the "rich people", so he ups his bets when his bankroll grows, and you know where that always leaves him.
My guess is that he survives via combo of the following:
1) BOL affiliate money. Some chums who signed up previously might still be playing (and losing), and they don't even realize Chrissy is getting 35% of those losses. So even if they wrote him off ages ago, Chrissy is still profiting from them. "Several income streams", folks! Just like the rich people do it!
2) Continued victimizing of past suckers. He probably emails those who are still on speaking terms with him with "great deals" and "big offers" to buy his sports picks or to partner with him where they put up the money and he makes the picks.
3) Big Daddy Foster. If all else fails, Stace can beg Daddy for money, with promises of more visits to Ohio if he can just float them another loan.
I'm guessing the trips involve money he luckboxed into from a few sportsbets hitting in a row, and he wants to feel rich.
He apparently can't even spring for a better "front row" baseball seat than way out there in the outfield. Maybe for the World Series you could excuse that, but a regular season game? Clearly the bloat isn't flush with cash.
I bet he got his lol Delta first class seat for like $500 and made Bubs and Stace sit in the back. Notice they weren't in the picture!
the simple fact that he doesn't show his betting slips is all anyone needs to know.
It used to be divide his claims by 100, pretty sure its divide by 1000 these days.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
This can be looked up. Didn't we already check this back in 2021?
Regardless, if he got it back then, he clearly chunked it all off a long time ago. Chrissy has no ability to save money. His dream is to bet big like the "rich people", so he ups his bets when his bankroll grows, and you know where that always leaves him.
My guess is that he survives via combo of the following:
1) BOL affiliate money. Some chums who signed up previously might still be playing (and losing), and they don't even realize Chrissy is getting 35% of those losses. So even if they wrote him off ages ago, Chrissy is still profiting from them. "Several income streams", folks! Just like the rich people do it!
2) Continued victimizing of past suckers. He probably emails those who are still on speaking terms with him with "great deals" and "big offers" to buy his sports picks or to partner with him where they put up the money and he makes the picks.
3) Big Daddy Foster. If all else fails, Stace can beg Daddy for money, with promises of more visits to Ohio if he can just float them another loan.
I'm guessing the trips involve money he luckboxed into from a few sportsbets hitting in a row, and he wants to feel rich.
He apparently can't even spring for a better "front row" baseball seat than way out there in the outfield. Maybe for the World Series you could excuse that, but a regular season game? Clearly the bloat isn't flush with cash.
I bet he got his lol Delta first class seat for like $500 and made Bubs and Stace sit in the back. Notice they weren't in the picture!
Dont forget Chrissy used to do $10000 BFEs, that frommemory had a total of 1 woman purchasing which must have been disappointing for both of them
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
How come the Bloat hasn't rolled out his "Winning" Guaranteed, Super Duper Elite Masturbator Mind NFL picks for Week 1 yet???
Is he still staying up til 3 AM studying and pulling his pud over which QB makes more money in a day than he will in his entire pathetic life?
Or is he still having imaginary Phone calls with Tom Brady while pulling his pud thinking about Tom?
'Member when Chrissy allegedly laid out 10K on the Ravens at -500 odds and LOST to the Raiders???
HAHAHA, I 'MEMBER!!!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 08-26-2025 at 10:02 AM.
The Bloat is slowly dipping his toes in the water and testing it out to see if he can start soliciting new rubes from his Facebook Page. He is sweating bullets and hoping that no one from PFA turns him in after being banned.
Did he sign up for an affiliate deal with Draft Kings? If you are not aware, everyone of these online sportsbooks will let anyone become an affiliate who applies.
Check out his hash tags underneath his pitiful song and dance solicitation about learning from losing.
#gambling #sportsbetting #hardwork #dontquit #dreamsdocometrue
#don't quit is my favorite.
Look for Chrissy's new slogan in his future Bub's Reels, "This is hockey life, all day, everyday." Bahahahahaha
As you know, little NVB is being groomed for the NHL. Does this mean that the little squirt's home schooling consists of hockey, all day, everyday and nothing else, like first grade math?
I embedded the hockey video into Pickleball's post, so you can all play it now.
At the end you can see Bubs skating. The good news is that he skates well for a 6-year-old.
The bad news is that this is pointless. Obviously Bubs isn't going to make the NHL, so Chrissy and Stacy putting all this energy into this ridiculous dream is just going to make Bubs miserable.
Fortunately for Bubs, Chrissy will get bored of this (or will be too broke to keep paying for lessons), so it will end soon enough. I'm guessing that Big Daddy Foster paid for these lessons. Easy to get him to do that when the beneficiary of the spending is Bubs, rather than Chrissy. Grandparents tend to be generous.
How much is Bubs talking? I know we've heard him say a few words, but I believe the kid is 6 now. He should be able to hold full conversations.
Why is Bubs never playing with friends? Does he ever interact with other kids his age, or do you just drag him around as a prop for your scams, Chrissy?
On that note, Chrissy, how are you going to feel when Bubs gets old enough to realize that both parents are career scammers? He will realize it one day.
The point about Bubs always being by himself is notable. Hockey is a team sport…and if Bubs is going to pursue it he will have to learn to interact with others and work together with them. Chrissy’s whole mentality is that everyone else is dead broke and will drag you down from your dreams. How is that going to work when Bubs now has to bond with teammates and develop chemistry…mostly with kids whose parents actually have jobs (and thus are inferior in Chrissy’s ridiculous mind)?
If you watch the Parasailing video, SVB talks a fair amount. But he doesn't sound like a soon to be 6 year old should. He still talks like a baby and has speech impediment, likely due to his ADHD or another disability from birth. Sad really.
He is VERY scared and basically keeps his eyes closed and keeps asking Stacy questions during the parasailing excursion while his Masturbating Moron Father acts like it's the greatest thing ever and only a Millionaire could afford to do this...
Also, lol at Drew and Chrissy pushing their scam coaching at the same time.
Here's Drew showing how he became a "Natural" body builder at 18 years old, while Chrissy claims to be Dead Broke living in his car and Pulling his Pud for money to go eat at Burger King!
Ok boys and girls, time to start leaving those reviews!
Does Drew really expect that people will believe a man his age has bulging, veiny muscles like that without the help of roids?
Those Mitchell boys really aim their bullshit at the dimmest of dim victims.
I just had to come out of hiding to respond to this because it's so fucking ridiculous.
The fact that he's actually paying for one-on-one hockey lessons for his 6-year-old with the plan of turning him into an NHL player is so ludicrous I don't even know where to start.
Here's the place where he's taking Bubs for training: https://702hockey.com/
I think you have to contact them directly to book one-on-one sessions so it's unclear how much it is but you can see that the price of booking one group session (max 10 kids) is $60/kid. I assume they're booking these private sessions during off-hours when the ice would be unused anyways (heaven forbid the child would go to a real school and learn something) so maybe they're paying $300 an hour.
I guarantee you, that private instructor is laughing his goddamn ass off all the way to the bank. He's stealing money from them because he knows very well that private lessons are a complete waste of time. What the fuck is he going to teach an autistic 6-year-old? In the clip, the instructor stick handles the puck with tight turns around cones and then rips a wrist shop top corner from the hash marks. That's not a drill for a 6-year-old. He needs fundamentals - balance, forward skating, backward skating, straight line puck possession, stopping, starting. All of that can be done in group sessions until the kid is around 10. Even then, private sessions would be overkill. The kid can't even really skate all that well. You can see it in a couple of the videos that Chrissy posted. He doesn't have good balance. He's stumbling around out there. He's far from a natural skater. I take my 4-year-old to a free public skate every Saturday at a local rink and I see many 6-year-olds who would skate circles around Bubs.
As Druff said, obviously Bubs isn't going to make the NHL. It's comical. Classic Chrissy. The most delusional man in the world. I'd argue it's more delusional than thinking you've "solved" roulette. But that's Chrissy's whole M.O. and a symptom of his MLM rise-n-grind cult mentality that he'll never shake: An unwavering belief that if you try hard enough you can do anything. He'll never learn. Some things are just not possible but he's incapable of understanding that. A very stupid man.
Personally, I hope he continues this ridiculousness with Bubs and the "NHL Dream." We get to watch this fiasco unfold in real time. Because eventually Bubs will show up at a real hockey competition and he's going to get absolutely humiliated. I'd say "humbled" but Chrissy is incapable of humility. He'll just blame Bubs' failure on someone or something else ("The coach was a dick"). And by the way, he looks like a total jagoff wearing an NHL jersey to his son's private hockey lesson. Nobody does that. Amateur hour. The people who run ELEV802 are having a good laugh over this dumbass.
Great stuff Shrink!
Just want to note there is a contact us form on the link Shrink posted for the hockey school. I’m sure they would love to hear about the previous exploits of the tool wearing the knockoff hockey jerseys at Bub’s lessons.
Chrissy estimating that he will be investing 720K into bub’s NHL career over the next 13 years. Shouldn’t it be more? I mean…Chrissy is such a good gambler and takes in 100K per month. He can get the 720K in just 7 months? Right? Why stop there?
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