Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

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BRANKO ON DAY ONE OF FOLLOWING CHRISSY!



BRANKO ON DAY TWO OF COPYING CHRISSY



#BROKE LIFE BABY!

[Tellafriend]

i member when he said he used to iron his 100 dollar bills. turns out it was just an excuse for why they were fake and just printed.

[BedWetterBettor]

i member when he said he used to iron his 100 dollar bills. turns out it was just an excuse for why they were fake and just printed.

Makes sense since he clearly doesn't iron those Cheap, No Name jerseys or those old suits that no longer fit the little lard ass!

[zealanddonk]

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BRANKO ON DAY ONE OF FOLLOWING CHRISSY!



BRANKO ON DAY TWO OF COPYING CHRISSY



#BROKE LIFE BABY!

Other Chrissy wisdom
"Hurr hurr All casinos cheat but I can still beat them hurr hurr"
"Hurr hurr online gambling is rigged hurr hurr"
"Hurr hurr I'm going to form a group of gamblers and we are going to travel the world beating casinos hurr hurr"

If anyone's child is ever thinking of dropping out of school and jamming drugs into their arse, just get them to watch some of Chrissy's videos.....

[Jayjami]

Dodgers are world champs. Panthers are killing it. I’ll give Lil’ Squirty $100 if he posts that the Niners suck, and have no chance to make the Super Bowl.

[BedWetterBettor]

Dodgers are world champs. Panthers are killing it. I’ll give Lil’ Squirty $100 if he posts that the Niners suck, and have no chance to make the Super Bowl.

He’s still licking his asshole to get the taste out of his mouth from the alleged 10k loss on the Ravens vs the Raiders!



Oh yea, Hurr hurr hurr Panthers are DONE!!!





BLOAT LIFE BABY??!?!

[Jayjami]

Hurr, hurr, hurr, Panthers suck.

[Dan Druff]

christophermitchellthegoat.com was his website, right?

If so, it's been hacked or taken over in some way. It now attempts to lead you to run some "verification" software which installs a virus on your computer.

Zero chance that a dumbshit like Chrissy could be behind such a thing, so clearly it's some foreign entity which took over the site.

[BedWetterBettor]

christophermitchellthegoat.com was his website, right?

If so, it's been hacked or taken over in some way. It now attempts to lead you to run some "verification" software which installs a virus on your computer.

Zero chance that a dumbshit like Chrissy could be behind such a thing, so clearly it's some foreign entity which took over the site.

He couldn't afford to pay the yearly fee for that URL and likely let it go!

His thrivecart free website is still up and running and all the photos and links are his. So no luck he was hacked and it is likely a cloned site or someone bought the URL after Chrissy couldn't afford it!

[BedWetterBettor]

Lol, Bird Brain is now reduced to playing Carnival Games online for Play Money, hahahaha!



Why would an "Elite" Gambler be playing such Negative Expectation games for fake money? Shouldn't he be killing it at Roulette and Baccy?

Or did he realize nobody gives a Fuck about boring games like Keno and his shitty YT channel revenue is all he has after his recent trip to the Phillipines and being fleeced by his Male Order Bride again?





# BIRD LIFE BABY

[BedWetterBettor]

1dollarboxcar: i seen the other day he was playing some craps, using a ladder system, following the winner on the pass line and don't pass line....

Pretty soon, he'll be back to playing Shoot the Big Load in Chrissy's Fat Arse Hole!!!

[zealanddonk]

1dollarboxcar: i seen the other day he was playing some craps, using a ladder system, following the winner on the pass line and don't pass line..

NVB probably knows a lot about the "dont pass" line, like father like son.

[Dan Druff]

I still remember Bird talking to me in Twitter DM.

No getting through to him.

The guy had rocks in his head.

[BedWetterBettor]

So is Chrissy gonna make a "Boat Load" on the Oilers or a BIG LOAD on Sugar Daddy Schulkins?





Wonder which Bandwagon Chrissy is gonna jump on if we have a repeat of LAST Year's Cup Finals?

"Hurr hurr Panthers are DONE, I met Connor McDavid in a Dark Alley and he gave me $50 for a rim job!?!?"

[BedWetterBettor]

So is Sugar Daddy Schulkins the GOAT now???




Feel free to congratulate Mikey on his AMAZING prediction, perhaps the 1 or 2 idiots still in the Chums club may want to hire Schulkins for his Winning Sports picks!



"Hurr hurr hurr I'm thinking the Finals will be in Washington, Tampa, Dallas or Winnipeg!"

Lol, Chrissy the Dipshit goes 0 for 4 with his NHL playoff choices, Good Call Squirtstopher... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[zealanddonk]

So is Sugar Daddy Schulkins the GOAT now???




Feel free to congratulate Mikey on his AMAZING prediction, perhaps the 1 or 2 idiots still in the Chums club may want to hire Schulkins for his Winning Sports picks!



"Hurr hurr hurr I'm thinking the Finals will be in Washington, Tampa, Dallas or Winnipeg!"

Lol, Chrissy the Dipshit goes 0 for 4 with his NHL playoff choices, Good Call Squirtstopher... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hurr hurr, its about profit not win percentages [except when it isnt].

[BedWetterBettor]

So is Sugar Daddy Schulkins the GOAT now???




Feel free to congratulate Mikey on his AMAZING prediction, perhaps the 1 or 2 idiots still in the Chums club may want to hire Schulkins for his Winning Sports picks!



"Hurr hurr hurr I'm thinking the Finals will be in Washington, Tampa, Dallas or Winnipeg!"

Lol, Chrissy the Dipshit goes 0 for 4 with his NHL playoff choices, Good Call Squirtstopher... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hurr hurr, its about profit not win percentages [except when it isnt].

If Chrissy would have just bet on a Florida Hockey team to win it all for the past 6 years, he would have had a 60% Win Rate since he "decided" to become a "Professional Guesser... errr Gambler"!!!

You'd think the #1 Sports Bettor in the World would have been able to pick on this obvious TREND???





I bet Chrissy is sitting in his Rented Summerlin Bunker in the Affinity Condo Complex right now, crying like a Little Girl from Tampa!!!

[BedWetterBettor]

TheRivers: Assuming he’s even still in Vegas that is. His scam is clearly over so no reason to stay out there.

Fair point. But I think he's become addicted to the Vegas life style, hence he ran back in less than 2 years after leaving!

Plus he has to post nonsense on his 2nd Purple Shirt FB account for the 2 or 3 idiots paying him like Nam Douche and Steven Keyser Soze!

It wouldn't look too enticing to stay in the Chum's Club if every post was in some Podunk town like Butte, MT with Chrissy saying "Folks I'm living the Goat Life here at the World's Biggest Museum of Mining in Butte! For $999 you can stick in my Butte hurr hurr"

[The Boz]

Odds we see any pictures of Chrissy in Miami next week?

[BedWetterBettor]

Odds we see any pictures of Chrissy in Miami next week?

Without a Real ID, little Squirty won't be able to fly in the US seeing as he has no Passport!

I'm betting his Sugar Daddy Schulkins will likely be there, seeing as he actually has money and is successful!

But that wasn't always the case! Here he is holding up Prop Money and partying with another Gay, Has Been Midget who had 15 minutes of fame on screen... Buuuuudddddy!?!



Schulkins went from Sippin Crys with Pauly to Sippin Piss with Kyle Prescott!