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BRANKO ON DAY ONE OF FOLLOWING CHRISSY!
BRANKO ON DAY TWO OF COPYING CHRISSY
#BROKE LIFE BABY!
Remember Folks, it's not too late to get QUALITY NHL playoff Picks like this from the Bloat!!!
NHL IS RIGGED HURR DURR
BRANKO ON DAY ONE OF FOLLOWING CHRISSY!
BRANKO ON DAY TWO OF COPYING CHRISSY
#BROKE LIFE BABY!
i member when he said he used to iron his 100 dollar bills. turns out it was just an excuse for why they were fake and just printed.
Other Chrissy wisdom
"Hurr hurr All casinos cheat but I can still beat them hurr hurr"
"Hurr hurr online gambling is rigged hurr hurr"
"Hurr hurr I'm going to form a group of gamblers and we are going to travel the world beating casinos hurr hurr"
If anyone's child is ever thinking of dropping out of school and jamming drugs into their arse, just get them to watch some of Chrissy's videos.....
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
Dodgers are world champs. Panthers are killing it. I’ll give Lil’ Squirty $100 if he posts that the Niners suck, and have no chance to make the Super Bowl.
Hurr, hurr, hurr, Panthers suck.
christophermitchellthegoat.com was his website, right?
If so, it's been hacked or taken over in some way. It now attempts to lead you to run some "verification" software which installs a virus on your computer.
Zero chance that a dumbshit like Chrissy could be behind such a thing, so clearly it's some foreign entity which took over the site.
He couldn't afford to pay the yearly fee for that URL and likely let it go!
His thrivecart free website is still up and running and all the photos and links are his. So no luck he was hacked and it is likely a cloned site or someone bought the URL after Chrissy couldn't afford it!
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Lol, Bird Brain is now reduced to playing Carnival Games online for Play Money, hahahaha!
Why would an "Elite" Gambler be playing such Negative Expectation games for fake money? Shouldn't he be killing it at Roulette and Baccy?
Or did he realize nobody gives a Fuck about boring games like Keno and his shitty YT channel revenue is all he has after his recent trip to the Phillipines and being fleeced by his Male Order Bride again?
# BIRD LIFE BABY
Pretty soon, he'll be back to playing Shoot the Big Load in Chrissy's Fat Arse Hole!!!1dollarboxcar: i seen the other day he was playing some craps, using a ladder system, following the winner on the pass line and don't pass line....
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1dollarboxcar: i seen the other day he was playing some craps, using a ladder system, following the winner on the pass line and don't pass line..
NVB probably knows a lot about the "dont pass" line, like father like son.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
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