He was looking mighty pouty during that second period. Despite Bubs apparently being the next great NHL star the kid looks absolutely disinterested in watching the game.
He was looking mighty pouty during that second period. Despite Bubs apparently being the next great NHL star the kid looks absolutely disinterested in watching the game.
happy birthday Krissy Cakes from all your frenemies here at PFA...
He never came back for the third period. Likely crying all the way home…and also clearly showing how little he follows hockey. The Islanders have been abysmal at holding third period leads this season.
No way. While 99% of men would be going home with the family and getting a mandatory birthday blowjob, he’s sending them home in an Uber, then some degenerate gambling, and then a trip to a men’s spa.Originally Posted by TheRivers
The Golden Knights laid a Golden Goose Egg for the Bloat's birthday. LOL
That feels like it's OUR birthday. What a putz...
Happy Birthday Chrissy. We hope you enjoyed the new video released in honor by Christopher Mitchell The Billy Goat Scammer.
By the way, thanks for your incredible tip on the Las Vegas Golden Knights to win tonight. How long did you say you studied this game while you were up all night handicapping? Bahahaha
By the way, I looked for you and the family sitting up against the glass as you told your viewers in your video tonight. It turns out you were not sitting in the front row, up against the plexiglass. You shouldn't tell fibs as it will not help you muster up some new chums to join your chum club.
You didn't happen to leave the game after the 2nd period did you? I thought Stacy and baby boy wanted to stay to see if the Knights could make a comeback down 0-4 to the Islanders? I guess since it was your birthday, you could spoil the fun for your family? Good man Chrissy, good man!
Hey Chrissy, are you still guaranteeing that if I have a $2,500.00 bankroll and I pay you only $999.00 per month to join your inner circle, you will make me at least $500,000.00 in 2025? I wasn't going to sign up until you threw in a copy of your latest, How to Win Betting on Sports Book. Question, will you throw in a pack of crayons if I decide to join your inner jerkle?
Oh I forgot to mention, I faded your tip on the Knights.
Thanks Kyle and don't stay up too late trying to Martingale your way out of your losses tonight. After all, you already squandered your Chevy Tahoe money by losing $156,000.00 just two days ago.
happy birthday Krissy Cakes from all your frenemies here at PFA...
Out of Rep. Chrissy "shooting off" $156k with his toy money gun and dancing like an idiot in his white bathrobe is one of the best clips ever.
PRetty sure we are "haters" and not frenemies but so it goes.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Another team Cursed by the Bloat!
Hahaha, Raiders, 49ers, Ravens, Knights and all the rest!
Hey Kyle, here's a Birthday Card, but no $1000 inside like you cried about 4 years ago when you Left Your Bankroll at Home... hahahahahaha!
fresh off the press https://www.facebook.com/reel/1343909460108353 you can get a 54% return on your money monthly and a 22,800% return yearly... all you have to do is join his private inner circle cause it's all documented in his new coloring book... he knows that sounds ridiculous and you probably think that he has lost his mind but again it's all documented in his new coloring book...
here is last nights video of Krissy Cakes crying over his 17k loss on the VGK on his Bday...
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1248479872898323
As 1DBC pointed out, the proof is here folks...
Another hand written Index Card from Hand Job Prescott!
Enjoy folks, lol!
Chrissy is slowly becoming the Little Engine that THOUGHT he Could...1dollarboxcar: it has to be true cause once again it's documented on an index card...
He gets a little bit of confidence to make videos predicting 'such and such' Sports team will win, and they do as an overwhelming favorite. So he starts beating his chest and squirting his load all over the video and decides "Well, see they have to believe me now! Then he makes a Bolder Prediction on a Another Heavy Favorite and LOSES, hahahaha!"
Chrissy days ago on Florida " I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN!!!"
Chrissy yesterday against the Isles "Hurr hurr I THOUGHT I COULD, I THOUGHT I COULD!?!?"
#BLOAT LIFE BABY!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; Yesterday at 10:38 AM.
So to recap
"I'm not here to impress you, but impress upon you I just fucked away another $17k after having a big boy rinsefest of $150k+ just the other day"
"The stockmarket is bad because it averages 10% a year, but I'm promising 56% per month, hurr hurr".
What happened to dont be greedy?
Also, how come 56% a month is less than 3% a day?
Here's some Chrissy-math we can all use.
Bet $50 on whatever team Chrissy is dressing up as.
3/4 of the way through the game when that team is getting fucked harder than Chrissy can ever dream of (and yeah you know he wishes it was Pacific Islanders last night) then also bet $2000 to win $60 on the other team.
Then pray over your tickets and hope your second bet actually wins.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
In this side by side, it looks more cheaply done than this Index card, so could anyone really expect it to be of Better Quality?Tariq Reed: His latest reel describes his new Sports Betting Blueprint as a "365 Day Journal". So yeah, it's just a rebranded repackaged version of the Millionaire Blueprint. Zero content. No actual sportsbetting strategies discussed.
I like how he's trying to somehow associate the Bool Sheeit on the hand written Index card with the Blank pages in his cheap, spiral User Manual from Walmart, lol!
Look folks, Chrissy is as Sexy as Bird Brain here because I put the two things side by side. Hurr hurr Bloated Bird Life Baby!
It's pretty telling that he couldn't get ONE single chum to come to his Bday Booty Bash! Just like he can't show ONE SINGLE BET SLIP, CASINO CHIP, SLOT JACKPOT over $1000 or Deed to a Home in his name in over a YEAR!1dollarboxcar: one thing Krissy is right about is... his BS has sure gotten better since after the 1st of the year...
That would make it Officially ONE YEAR since he had a Masturr Mind and thanks to Dave Pruett spilling the tea, we all know how that went!
Speaking of Chums, this Dan Schoonover Guy seems intent on throwing his life away and possibly his life savings like old Dave Pruett!
Feel free to contact old Danny Boy and see it he finds Chrissy's past Lies and Outlandish Behavior to be "Very Interesting"
https://www.facebook.com/daniel.e.schoonover
Dan seems like a real account, but a lot of his posts are promoting Bitcoin scams. He even asks Chrissy about XRP and Chrissy goes "Hurr durr, I have LOTS of XRP!?!?"
Yea Chrissy, you have LOTS of XRP... X-Rated Porno!!!
#FRAUD LIFE BABY!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; Yesterday at 12:39 PM.
And ooook oooook Chrissy the hypocrit strikes again.
"hurr hurr ohio bad hurr hurr" is his normal chant (today includes he doesnt like anything about Ohio...doesnt the Bank of Foster live there?) but hurr hurr I'm betting $20k on the Buckeyes
Safe to say Texas is probably the lock of the century.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
That settles it. My money is on the Longhorns. If OSU loses, Chrissy will whine that he KNEW he shouldn’t have bet his last $100.00 bill on them. 20K is a complete lie. Notice he did not disclose if he bet the money line or laid the six points. He probably bet them on the money line at -265.
You know he’s not betting the spread after his last OSU disaster. OSU is -195 on the money line. Another huge (fictional) bet. Hey Lil’ Squirty, I’m going to give you some advice: Continually betting money line favorites is an absolute recipe for disaster.
That settles it. My money is on the Longhorns. If OSU loses, Chrissy will whine that he KNEW he shouldn’t have bet his last $100.00 bill on them. 20K is a complete lie. Notice he did not disclose if he bet the money line or laid the six points. He probably bet them on the money line at -265.
You don’t even run your scam right. You should be touting underdogs! Your 2 Inner Circle Cum Chums won’t win as often, but they’ll get the degenerate rush of a big win. When they keep losing (because you’re incompetent), you tell them: “My system is to pick underdogs. We’re going to lose for a while before we hit it big (exactly like a scamming poker player seeking a backer). You have to be patient.” Then when you’ve milked them dry, you block them and move on.
Tied at the start of the 4th Quarter.
Last time things went badly for Ohio, Chrissy threatened to burn the jeresy.
Hopefully hes not wearing it when he does that this time.
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Boooooo 2 minutes left and Ohio leading by 14.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Remember how Chrissy used to have a Money Back Guarantee on the Chums Club Membership fee? It appears that will be making a Comeback!
The Same Guarantee That is Plastered along with his Fat Ugly Face on his Cheap Thrive Cart Website?
Yet when some unsuspecting Dumb Dumb Chum clicks the Terms of Service Agreement, they get hit with THIS!
But I guess only Freaking Idiots ask questions about these sorts of Blatant Bait & Switch tactics, eh Kyle???
#DECEPTION LIFE BABY!
I'm excited to see that $20,000 betting slip...
...oh, wait...
Hey folks,
just made $145,567.13 on the buckeyes. Here is me at a hockey game. Besides this I lease a car and move all over the country from one 6 month rental to the next with my wife and young child. I am 45 years old(or however old he is now). This is the life of everyone's dreams. blah blah blah. Give me $5k a month now to live this life!
Chris, instead of words, show us that beautiful home of yours. You are pushing 50 now and yet you still move from rental to rental to rental. What are you saving those millions for?
lastly, he obviously isn't betting because he isn't even getting comps anymore. I am writing this from the Bahamas as a Caesars rewards comp and he would be using this shit as a prop that this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt he is legit and a millionaire. Going to lake Tahoe end of the month also as a comp(wife and I are having twins in May and getting some stuff in). Look at me guys from the sun to the slopes,the life of everyone's dreams now give me cash! blah, blah, blah.
Get an education Chris. Stats and probabilities are not opinions. Just like it's inevitable you will lose everything you bet it's inevitable you will go on winning streaks--when you had money---but you took every winning streak to mean you had figured it all out and would never lose again. You should have taken your suckers money and invested it, instead you believed your own shit like every degen and just gave it all to the casinos. Well done. I guess you did have that 6 month period of big timer in that Chicago high rise. Hope it was worth it.
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