Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy with a related reel about his $5k win.

Claims most days he goes for singles but some days he goes for grand slams meaning he will either win $5k or as much as $25k.

Despite all this winnng, he still hasnt had a $250k/month which only requries 20 "single" days, 6 "grand slam days" and then 4 or 5 days of doing nothing.

If only there was a way he could provide evidence of all of this nonsense.

[BedWetterBettor]

Lol, Squirter with 2 Losses already. Would that mean he is now DOWN $5000, since he bets the same amount on Every Game???

Canes and Capitals both take L's after the Bloat wears their Jerseys... coincidence? NOPE!!!






I'm betting the other two games he put those Fake, Imaginary $5000 bets on are likely Vegas and Vancouver, so he might ONLY lose 3 of 5 bets, making him an overall LOSER once again, LoL!!!

[1dollarboxcar]

y'all really didn't think he wasn't gonna go a perfect 5 for 5 and make that $25k without any proof again today did you??

[BedWetterBettor]

Hahahaha, Chrissy buys a cheap money rain maker toy and reenacts some of his most infamous scenes of blowing wads against a blank wall or bed sheet!

1dollarboxcar: he must be so drugged up that he doesn't give 2 shits what he is doing or looks like...

The fact he’s always wearing the same ratty robe proves he was doing something without his clothes on! And given The documentation above of what Chrissy did for OVER 10 years, it’s documented that he engaged in those same activities! Documentation Proves Masturbation! #Colt Life Baby!

[zealanddonk]

And Chrissy tells on himself yet again
"hurr hurr, Church on Xmas Eve is full of people who only go to church on xmas eve and easter hurr hurr"

PRetty sure he couldnt even be bothered with easter most years, and natch no picture of him at church, just a lame block of text.

[zealanddonk]

@BWB: "Hey look, Branko just hung himself, he just also be winning cuz only rich ppl hang themself??"


What??

[BedWetterBettor]

@BWB: "Hey look, Branko just hung himself, he just also be winning cuz only rich ppl hang themself??"


What??

Sorry, it was a poor attempt at a joke. I was trying to point out how Chrissy thinks pictures of him doing mediocre things make him look rich.

And since rich people hang themselves, well you know!

Since Branko hasn’t been seen or commented on Chrissy’s nonsense in weeks, I figured he could be put on suicide watch like Brandon and Zach once were! Speaking of Zach, he apparently got Nut Hugging Fur Speedo trunks from his Daddy for Xmas. Hope he trusts that process!





Also appears one of Chrissy's cousins recounts going to Church with Chrissy, Drew and Papa Paul decades ago!




Chrissy tells us that Christmas in Vegas is different. Because there certainly are no cities or places in the World other than Vegas you can gamble and eat sushi at 5:30 at night???



Cuz I know when I win $8400 in Baccy, I go out for a measly Sushi dinner for under $100 instead of some actual fine dining!

Just like Chrissy realized his dick was too small in Straight porn and he went right into Gay Porn... literally!

[zealanddonk]

@BWB: "Hey look, Branko just hung himself, he just also be winning cuz only rich ppl hang themself??"


What??

Sorry, it was a poor attempt at a joke. I was trying to point out how Chrissy thinks pictures of him doing mediocre things make him look rich.

And since rich people hang themselves, well you know!

Since Branko hasn’t been seen or commented on Chrissy’s nonsense in weeks, I figured he could be put on suicide watch like Brandon and Zach once were! Speaking of Zach, he apparently got Nut Hugging Fur Speedo trunks from his Daddy for Xmas. Hope he trusts that process!





Also appears one of Chrissy's cousins recounts going to Church with Chrissy, Drew and Papa Paul decades ago!

Aaah fair call.

And l.o.l Chrissy's pity narrative "my daddy is a bad man" everyone else in the family "Paul is a solid guy who took his idiot son to church even though it'd end being a complete waste of time"

[Dan Druff]

If you guys want to post "reels" (short vids) from Chrissy's page, you can embed it with the [reel][/reel] tag.

Here's how....

Let's say you want to post a Reel with this URL:

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1144767696994244

You just take the number and do this:

[reel]1144767696994244[/reel]


I fixed 1dollarboxcar's post a bit up the page.

[Dan Druff]

Honestly it feels weird seeing those shots of Chrissy getting a blowjob from a female porn star.

We are so used to Kyle and his Colt men, it just feels like I'm in a bizarro universe when I see him with a woman.

Stacy doesn't count because she's just a beard, and he literally never shows affection to her. 5 years with her co-starring in videos, zero affection shown. He even told that story how when they first met, he wasn't interested because she wasn't his type! LOL! Yeah, because she didn't have a dick!

She's a prop/beard and nothing else. Honestly she should take Jayjami up on his offer, because she definitely ain't getting satisfied by Chrissy.

[JeffDime]

Honestly it feels weird seeing those shots of Chrissy getting a blowjob from a female porn star.

We are so used to Kyle and his Colt men, it just feels like I'm in a bizarro universe when I see him with a woman..

HFS, I’ve been gone too long. Chrissy went “Hetero for the Dough”? We always knew he was not “Gay for Pay”… he was “Gay all the Way”.

I guess it’s not all that surprising. When he married Stacy he went Hetero for the Dough. But I always figured he fucked Stacy only one time to consummate Bubs. The person he fucked 1000 times was indeed a man…Big Daddy Foster. So I guess the universe still makes sense. Merry Xmas to the Sniffells! May your Yuletide be Gay!

[Phantom Limb]

Merry Chrissy-mess to all at PFA!

Hopefully, grandpa Foster got Santa to bring Bubs some nice things because we know his deadbeat daddy can't.