Chrissy with a related reel about his $5k win.
Claims most days he goes for singles but some days he goes for grand slams meaning he will either win $5k or as much as $25k.
Despite all this winnng, he still hasnt had a $250k/month which only requries 20 "single" days, 6 "grand slam days" and then 4 or 5 days of doing nothing.
If only there was a way he could provide evidence of all of this nonsense.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Lol, Squirter with 2 Losses already. Would that mean he is now DOWN $5000, since he bets the same amount on Every Game???
Canes and Capitals both take L's after the Bloat wears their Jerseys... coincidence? NOPE!!!
I'm betting the other two games he put those Fake, Imaginary $5000 bets on are likely Vegas and Vancouver, so he might ONLY lose 3 of 5 bets, making him an overall LOSER once again, LoL!!!
y'all really didn't think he wasn't gonna go a perfect 5 for 5 and make that $25k without any proof again today did you?? https://www.facebook.com/reel/1144767696994244
Hahahaha, Chrissy buys a cheap money rain maker toy and reenacts some of his most infamous scenes of blowing wads against a blank wall or bed sheet!
The fact he’s always wearing the same ratty robe proves he was doing something without his clothes on! And given The documentation above of what Chrissy did for OVER 10 years, it’s documented that he engaged in those same activities! Documentation Proves Masturbation! #Colt Life Baby!
1dollarboxcar: he must be so drugged up that he doesn't give 2 shits what he is doing or looks like...
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; Today at 10:24 AM.
And Chrissy tells on himself yet again
"hurr hurr, Church on Xmas Eve is full of people who only go to church on xmas eve and easter hurr hurr"
PRetty sure he couldnt even be bothered with easter most years, and natch no picture of him at church, just a lame block of text.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
@BWB: "Hey look, Branko just hung himself, he just also be winning cuz only rich ppl hang themself??"
What??
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Sorry, it was a poor attempt at a joke. I was trying to point out how Chrissy thinks pictures of him doing mediocre things make him look rich.
And since rich people hang themselves, well you know!
Since Branko hasn’t been seen or commented on Chrissy’s nonsense in weeks, I figured he could be put on suicide watch like Brandon and Zach once were! Speaking of Zach, he apparently got Nut Hugging Fur Speedo trunks from his Daddy for Xmas. Hope he trusts that process!
Also appears one of Chrissy's cousins recounts going to Church with Chrissy, Drew and Papa Paul decades ago!
Chrissy tells us that Christmas in Vegas is different. Because there certainly are no cities or places in the World other than Vegas you can gamble and eat sushi at 5:30 at night???
Cuz I know when I win $8400 in Baccy, I go out for a measly Sushi dinner for under $100 instead of some actual fine dining!
Just like Chrissy realized his dick was too small in Straight porn and he went right into Gay Porn... literally!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; Today at 04:43 PM.
Sorry, it was a poor attempt at a joke. I was trying to point out how Chrissy thinks pictures of him doing mediocre things make him look rich.
And since rich people hang themselves, well you know!
Since Branko hasn’t been seen or commented on Chrissy’s nonsense in weeks, I figured he could be put on suicide watch like Brandon and Zach once were! Speaking of Zach, he apparently got Nut Hugging Fur Speedo trunks from his Daddy for Xmas. Hope he trusts that process!
Also appears one of Chrissy's cousins recounts going to Church with Chrissy, Drew and Papa Paul decades ago!
Aaah fair call.
And l.o.l Chrissy's pity narrative "my daddy is a bad man" everyone else in the family "Paul is a solid guy who took his idiot son to church even though it'd end being a complete waste of time"
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
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