Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Phantom Limb]

Chrissy IS INfamous. Like a retarded version of Vegas Dave. At least that fraud grabs the bag. Chrissy just grabs his tiny pud.

[BedWetterBettor]

Merry Christmas… in Mid-November from Emperor PrescottPatine and his aging wife!

Chrissy likely Forgot that it’s Stacy’s Birthday in a few days and SHE might wanna be the center of attention, much less given a Birthday present early!

It’s all about Chrissy “Look at Me, Look at ME DADDY!!! Gimme your Love Daddy!?!”







Annnnnnd a Happy 1 Year Anniversary to the Epic Losing Session at the Last Masturr Mind Meetup. Where Chrissy LOST and COST Dave & Buster Branko all their money and LIED about it to try and scam more people into paying him for Boolsheeit strategies… let that sink in!!!

[zealanddonk]

What sort of idiot celebrates Xmas before Thanks Giving?

Whats next, he'll be telling us how great Easter is, before Valentine's day, so he doesnt have to get Stace a car, or any other gift?

Obligatory: hurr hurr Jesus had haters too hurr hurr

[1dollarboxcar]

Krissy gonna claim he made $65k today, recouping his $60k loss from the other day + $5k profit betting on NFL today... and still has time in the month of Nov. to make his $100 +K for the month... with no documentation.... cause that's Goat Life baby....

[The Boz]

Doing my part to inform the public about Chrissy and his scams. Vegas Reddit seems to be working. Posted a brief story and 9 pics of him and his scams & lies over the years last night. Has gotten over 100 upvotes and a bunch of comments. I thought this was one of the best calling out little cock Chrissy. I had posted one with a pic of him as Kyle but it was labeled NSFW so few saw it.

If it saves one person from falling for his BS it’s worth it.

[Jayjami]

What sort of idiot celebrates Xmas before Thanks Giving?

Whats next, he'll be telling us how great Easter is, before Valentine's day, so he doesnt have to get Stace a car, or any other gift?

Obligatory: hurr hurr Jesus had haters too hurr hurr

Well Jesus loved the poor. He didn’t call them dead broke douchebag losers. So there’s that.

[BedWetterBettor]

Obligatory: hurr hurr Jesus had haters too hurr hurr

Well Jesus loved the poor. He didn’t call them dead broke douchebag losers. So there’s that.

Jesus also took a Loaf of Bread and Some Fish and Fed 5000 people. Chrissy just Pinched a Loaf when he Lost 20K at the Last Masturr Mind and Begged Dave Pruett for $5000! Then he Exiled Dave two months later without paying back that $5000 and likely threatens him Daily with Legal Action if he says any more of what transpired!

#Civil Court Life Baby!

Chrissy donning his Cheap, No-Name Caps Jersey and attends the Vegas Knights vs Capitals game tonight. Of course being a cheap ass, he makes Stacy wear the Knights colored gear while he and NVB go against her wearing Capital’s jerseys!





I guess he should Thank God he brought them to the game this time instead of locking them in a room while he makes his shitty videos that Won’t be on YouTube!

[Pickleball]

Well Jesus loved the poor. He didn’t call them dead broke douchebag losers. So there’s that.

Jesus also took a Loaf of Bread and Some Fish and Fed 5000 people. Chrissy just Pinched a Loaf when he Lost 20K at the Last Masturr Mind and Begged Dave Pruett for $5000! Then he Exiled Dave two months later without paying back that $5000 and likely threatens him Daily with Legal Action if he says any more of what transpired!

#Civil Court Life Baby!

Chrissy donning his Cheap, No-Name Caps Jersey and attends the Vegas Knights vs Capitals game tonight. Of course being a cheap ass, he makes Stacy wear the Knights colored gear while he and NVB go against her wearing Capital’s jerseys!





I guess he should Thank God he brought them to the game this time instead of locking them in a room while he makes his shitty videos that Won’t be on YouTube!

The Bloat deleted a FB post that was uploaded maybe 4 or 5 hours ago. Would you like to know why?
I will tell you why.
After Chrissy decided to take the fam to the hockey game tonight, he knew his 24 hour fast was doomed. There is no way he can turn down hot dogs, pizza and fries!
By the way, it wasn't the hot air that was burning his nose, it was the white powder mixed with the hot air that was burning his nose.
He took a big chance filming himself at one of those San Francisco bath houses...errr I meant the sauna at his apartment complex.
I don't detect any sweat on his forhead. What moron goes into a sauna wear a hoodie?
He might have taken a picture of the thermometer inside the sauna and taken one of himself on a bench outside of the sauna. The wood finishes look different.

#Goat Roids Life

[zealanddonk]

The hoody would have been to cover his saggy man boobs.

The redonkulous amount of sweating is either the IRS is keep for a chat, his last two chums want a refund after the lol $60k loss, or he so utterly loaded up on water or Monster in the days leading up to this.

Alternatively as PickleBall expertly pointed out, its yet another Chrissy Lie.

The only truth and remote sign of self awareness is him claiming people will call him an idiot.

[BedWetterBettor]

Folks, the Real Goat just proves he Wins Every Single Day… that I post winning bets here folks!!!

Meanwhile, Midget Masturbators sit in the cheap seats and can’t afford to play high limit tables games or slots and post Conversation about imaginary Wins of 60k on Facebook!

Ya see talk is cheap, like Kyle Prescott brand Dentures.

But Documentation beats Masturbation… folks!



Here’s a sneak peak of my bets today from my Low Roller Account. This is so Dead Broke Douchebags like YOU can relate to ME! Ya see I hate Poor dead beats like YOU! You’re a Plague and a STD on the Bare Ass of the world!! And Kyle Prescott knows plenty about getting STDs in his Bare Ass folks!!!






Annnnnd here’s a photo of my Wifey holding up my winnings from my Big Boy account where I bet the exact same 7 leg parlay for $77,777.77 folks! God’s Honest Truth



As you can see there’s NOTHING AT ALL that could possibly be FAKE folks!

So what are you waiting for? You need a check up from the neck up!

And like A Young Kyle P., you need to Spread Your Cheeks for Weeks!

#Colt Life Baby

[zealanddonk]

@1dollarboxcar: i wonder why he deleted "date night" for the Mitchells at the hockey game...??

Chrissy remembered his target audience for his $10k BFE have zero interest in women.

[Miss Fussy]

I don't know if this has been spoken about in this thread, but I genuinely believe that Chrisy has an eating disorder, most likely bulimia. There seems to be a common theme that when he posts photos of lots of food or when he goes away on "paycations" they're usually followed up with posts about "intense" exercising or fasting. I do believe when he talks about these things, it is very much his intent to do them because he hates himself so much for all that food that he's eaten, but he never follows through or it doesn't last more than a few days. He also projects by throwing the word fat around a lot when describing other people. Can't tell if he purges or how bad it is for him but I feel like it explains a lot about him - specifically that he looks like he abuses substances (which is prevalent in those who have ED's) and having poor impulse control (his gambling) where it is believed to be linked in ED cases.

[BedWetterBettor]

I don't know if this has been spoken about in this thread, but I genuinely believe that Chrisy has an eating disorder, most likely bulimia. There seems to be a common theme that when he posts photos of lots of food or when he goes away on "paycations" they're usually followed up with posts about "intense" exercising or fasting. I do believe when he talks about these things, it is very much his intent to do them because he hates himself so much for all that food that he's eaten, but he never follows through or it doesn't last more than a few days. He also projects by throwing the word fat around a lot when describing other people. Can't tell if he purges or how bad it is for him but I feel like it explains a lot about him - specifically that he looks like he abuses substances (which is prevalent in those who have ED's) and having poor impulse control (his gambling) where it is believed to be linked in ED cases.

I don't know that it's so much an eating disorder, as I believe it is Chrissy's NEED for Approval and being SUPER SELF-CONCIOUS about anything that makes him look Bad! When I pointed out his Fake Chiclet Teeth 2 years ago, he literally RAN to a dental hygienist to get more costly Veneers put in, which he proudly displays by hanging his mouth open like an elderly dementia patient.

When he used to First flash stacks of Casino Cash, I deftly pointed out how he NEVER had any old 100 dollar bills in those stacks of 5K and up. He quickly ran to make a video with Old 100 dollar bills in his piles and said "Hurr hurr I hate old C-notes and I remove them right away".

Someone here, (maybe Rivers or PV) pointed out how old, worn out and cheap his Shoes looked. He literally RAN to take a photo of himself in a Limo, holding up money and showing off his New White shoes.

Member when he "accidentally" bought two pairs of Red Clown shoes and had a "Giveaway" to the person who gave him the BEST reason why they deserve a new pair of shoes? Why no testimonial from the Lucky Winner? Complete Lies, LOL!

So it really all tracks to how desperate Little Kyle is for OTHER people's approval that he'll jump through any hoop wearing whatever someone demands him to wear. Or in the case of his Colt Studio's days, what they demand him NOT to wear!!!

Annnnnd here's another LIE about 10K on the Capitals. I thought he just cuz he wears a team's cheap, no-name jersey it doesn't mean he BET on them??? COMPLETE LIES as usual! ENJOY FOLKS!!!




Amazing that he didn't mention ANY sort of bet on the Caps last night. But magically AFTER then won, he now had a 10K imaginary bet on them??? LIES!

Also he rants and raves about stupidity and how he's unemployable. Unless of course someone gives him $200 to Drop his Pants and Pull his Pud! Then he's got his shorts around his ankles faster than a Homeless Person Gang Bang!

#Colt Life Baby!

[Tellafriend]

recall when he had such a big club - before ruining most of them with his group roulette sessions, that he would do lives on the weekend where he would just gorge over a large pizza and dessert at home while fielding questions online and bragging. He would also hold fake raffles for answering questions, etc, there were never any real winners who acknowledged it - likely just the slut wife using a burner account. scammers gonna scam.

[Phantom Limb]

I wonder if the truth of his childhood is something like his dad caught him with another boy in their house doing what comes naturally (to a gay kid like him). That coupled with his borderline personality disorder would explain him being on the outs with Papa.

[The Boz]

“BedWetterBettor: I could certainly see an Aaron Hernandez like child hood for the Bloat. Pressure from Daddy to succeed in sports coupled with Homoerotic desires whilst wrestling around with oiled up, muscle men equals Kyle Hangs himself as his final F U to Paul”

Would be the only time Chrissy was “hung”