More props from Amazon for the Bloat!!! He's probably hiding the Serial Numbers with his Lizard Tongue!
More props from Amazon for the Bloat!!! He's probably hiding the Serial Numbers with his Lizard Tongue!
"hurr hurr Bitcoin is over" up 8k from 84k to 92k or 9.5% since Chrissy made his idiot post.
Up 20% in 5 days per Google's converter against USD as well.
This is going about as well as his "morning daily prayer circle youtube series" that ended after one episode.
Oddly he hasnt removed the comment calling him childish yet.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Annnnnd other Folks are joining the Cooked Chrissy Chums Discount Bandwagon!!Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Cyndi M. supports Cook's idea and even suggests a $49 per month option!! I'm sure Chrissy will handle this in the most Mature and Adult fashion imaginable!?!?!
She even suggests he hire a "group manager"... I guess that makes sense, cuz Stacy couldn't even manage a special needs Group home, given she barely handles two autistic midgets named Christopher on a daily basis!
Speaking of Autistic dudes Named Christopher... I wonder if Bird Brain would like the J.O.B of being Chrissy's Group Manager??? Couldn't be worse than being a Dead Broke Dealer making $5 an hour at Biloxi Casino's's's's!!!
#BIRD LIFE BABY!
Chrissy will hire a group manager right after he gets that videographer who is willing to drop everything [including his pants] at a moment's notice to travel across america at 3am.
Chrissy must be hating that he used to have a good life and fucked it away.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
If The Bloat leaves Cyndi’s post, I will be surprised. Even more surprised if he lowers his scam fee. If he is desperate for money, I could see him lowering his inner circle fee for a few months and then giving his members, “The Test”.Annnnnd other Folks are joining the Cooked Chrissy Chums Discount Bandwagon!!
Cyndi M. supports Cook's idea and even suggests a $49 per month option!! I'm sure Chrissy will handle this in the most Mature and Adult fashion imaginable!?!?!
She even suggests he hire a "group manager"... I guess that makes sense, cuz Stacy couldn't even manage a special needs Group home, given she barely handles two autistic midgets named Christopher on a daily basis!
Speaking of Autistic dudes Named Christopher... I wonder if Bird Brain would like the J.O.B of being Chrissy's Group Manager??? Couldn't be worse than being a Dead Broke Dealer making $5 an hour at Biloxi Casino's's's's!!!
#BIRD LIFE BABY!
he must of bankrupted some more chum club members, no worries though he is still up cause he doesn't even bet his own picks...
Chrissy's terrible day was being called childish and Stace walking in on him jerking it to gay porn, again.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
It looks like The Bloat uploaded a FB Reel proclaiming he set some new goals for himself and that at 46 years of age, he is going to get in the best shape of his life.
Just hours earlier, he uploaded pictures of the family dinner after having a terrible day.
Chronologically, The Bloat went to the gym all by himself at 9:00am.
Then he took the family out to dinner and ordered dinner with a side of mac and cheese and three desserts.
He drove the family back to their apartment and made this reel announcing one of his new goals. Notice that he did not say it was a 30 day challenge. Bahahahaha
https://files.catbox.moe/wpe300.mp4
#BLOAT LIFE
I have a policy about Chrissy.
When he brags, you ignore it. Usually it's a "complete lie", once in awhile it's true, and sometimes it's slightly true but greatly exaggerated.
But when he tells you of misfortune, he's almost always telling the truth.
Why?
Because unlike more clever scammers, Chrissy lets his emotion seep into his own grift. Do you see D Lucky lamenting his "terrible days"? Of course not. D Sucky always smiles and says, "When the thumb goes up, it's just like that!"
But Chrissy sometimes can't help himself and admits that he's failing, albeit temporarily. Remember the video in late December one year (maybe 2021?) when he admitted to have "lost 270k in the casino this year", but then bragged about making more than that with his "other investments" (scams)? I believed that. It was a rare moment of honesty.
So when Chrissy owns up to having a "terrible day", I believe it. And I think it went a lot further than just chums losing in the inner circle. I don't even think there are many chums these days. It seems like he mostly makes money from the BOL commissions, and probably supplements it with the odd chum here and there who foolishly pays for his useless coaching/inner circle.
I think the "terrible day" was Chrissy losing big at the casino. Maybe he tried a big boy sports bet, lost, and then "didn't want to go to bed a loser" (impossible for him), and blew further money.
So then he gave himself a pep talk and said, "You're the GOAT, Christopher! Take the family out, have a nice meal, and remind yourself that these 9-to-5 chumps don't get to eat like this!" It's a coping mechanism. I've seen it before, actually. Some compulsive gamblers will buy themselves nice things after losing, almost to prove to themselves that they're still doing well. Retrain your brain, folks!
Anyway, we can all take enjoyment in the fact that Chrissy got his ass beat in gambling, and is probably close to busto again. Recall that he probably blew $15k on the World Series trips (the cost of the trips, not gambling). So I'm guessing Chrissy got a roll together again, maybe from a BOL whale shooting off, and he bet bigger.... aaaaaaaaaaaannnnndd.... well, you know where he ended up.
Looks like the Bloat cursed ANOTHER front runner team by wearing their Cheap Jersey with No Name and looking like a midget clown with the red shit stained shorts on!
He also LOST on the Kings, his OTHER non-favorite team to Bandwagon for annnnnnnnnnnnnd he won a small amount betting the heavily favored Knights over the Not so Mighty Ducks!!!
I documented it here, so you know dis is da truth folkz!?!?
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