Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Pickleball]

I stumbled onto this You Tube Video by WhiteBoyBacarrat!
It is funnier than a lot of sit coms.
The guy thinks that the casinos rig the decks in bacarrat by using a machine to shuffle
the cards or the cards are prearraigned by the manufacturer's and pre-packaged to take your money. Bahahahaha

Alonzo Williams who commented on the video wrote, "I believe that the chips and tables have sensors that
connect to the machines so when you place a bet, the machine knows to go the opposite.

The guy even shows a stack of 100s and riffles them, just like Chrissy.
He even mentions Martingaling.

This guy has more cheating theories than Kyle Prescott.
He must say OKAY 500 times in his video. Okay?

The video is too long but it is worth skimming through for a good laugh.


A few comments left by the viewers of the video.

[The Boz]

Never gets old, yea I’m a kid that never grew up. Who knows if he even uses the address anymore.

[1dollarboxcar]

I stumbled onto this You Tube Video by WhiteBoyBacarrat!
It is funnier than a lot of sit coms.
The guy thinks that the casinos rig the decks in bacarrat by using a machine to shuffle
the cards or the cards are prearraigned by the manufacturer's and pre-packaged to take your money. Bahahahaha

Alonzo Williams who commented on the video wrote, "I believe that the chips and tables have sensors that
connect to the machines so when you place a bet, the machine knows to go the opposite.

The guy even shows a stack of 100s and riffles them, just like Chrissy.
He even mentions Martingaling.

This guy has more cheating theories than Kyle Prescott.
He must say OKAY 500 times in his video. Okay?

The video is too long but it is worth skimming through for a good laugh.


A few comments left by the viewers of the video.

OK Fam that was really hard to watch... unless you want to hear OK Fam like a thousand times... so i would suggest to skip this one.... OK Fam...

[zealanddonk]

Never gets old, yea I’m a kid that never grew up. Who knows if he even uses the address anymore.

Probably in PFA, but possibly in the DD days or even earlier, there was a user named "Fluffer" who I seem to recall was an Australian Gym enthusiast.
He kept causing problems so Druff banned him.

Occasionally you'll see Free Fluffer posts here and there.

Given Chrissy used to brag about how much money he made from simple button clicks, being a handjob fluffer makes sense.

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy gives us 3 words that Best describe him and explains pretty much why HE is not Rich and is a Fake Rich Person blowing his scammed cash faster than Big Loads at Bryan Ockert's Diddy Parties!

I've got 3 Reasons for his OTHER extracurricular activities!!!



3 Reasons Chrissy is Stupid:

1) Einstein Invented Electricity
2) American Roulette is Better Odds than European Roulette
3) This isn't Prop Money, I just Ironed It to look this way hurr hurr!


Too Many Reasons to List why He's Lazy and Arrogant, but you Folks feel free to Comment Below why Chrissy fits the Description of everything Stated in his Cheap Islander Jersey Photo!!

#BLOAT LIFE BABY!

Example of Chrissy Being Lazy...




Arrogant

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy gives us 3 words that Best describe him and explains pretty much why HE is not Rich and is a Fake Rich Person blowing his scammed cash faster than Big Loads at Bryan Ockert's Diddy Parties!

I've got 3 Reasons for his OTHER extracurricular activities!!!



3 Reasons Chrissy is Stupid:

1) Einstein Invented Electricity
2) American Roulette is Better Odds than European Roulette
3) This isn't Prop Money, I just Ironed It to look this way hurr hurr!


Too Many Reasons to List why He's Lazy and Arrogant, but you Folks feel free to Comment Below why Chrissy fits the Description of everything Stated in his Cheap Islander Jersey Photo!!

#BLOAT LIFE BABY!

Chrissy and his ol subliminal messages of him posing in front of a giant penis is an odd choice for those who dont know his Kyle Prescott days.

I'm picking it wont be long before a soon to be former chum points out Chrissy's statement is arrogant and the post gets removed.

[zealanddonk]

Aaaaaaaaaaand another new post from Chrissy.

He claims people cant make money from bitcoin because the price has gone up.
Natch when bitcoin hits $100k usd per coin he'll change his tune to "hurr hurr, still lots of profit to be made".

He also claims many people cant buy 1 bitcoin, seeming to forget that you can buy fractions of a coin.
Thats also like saying "Not many people can buy a house with straight cash so dont bother" because in the years Chrissy has been bragging about being a millionaire, still no permanent residence.

He then ramble-brags about making 77% ROI forgetting that he used to claim anything over 3% for the day was being greedy.

Does he plan on losing some big boy bets later in the day to smooth it out?

[BedWetterBettor]

^^^^ Beat me to it, but still here's the Stupidity of KYLE!!!

Chrissy Nov. 2024




Chrissy November 2021

[BedWetterBettor]

zealanddonk: Chrissy really is his own worst enemy. Also, no youtube no haters so theres something

You ain't kidding, can't believe I missed this Obvious LIE!!!


Here, Little Kyle claims he bet $3000 on the Canadians/Sabres game at -130...





But the Stat Line for Money Line was as seen Below!




Montreal won the Game 7-5 and IF Chrissy bet them Money Line, he would have gotten +192 on his non existent $3000 Bet!




Even IF he took Montreal at +1.5... the Odds were not -130 as he claims. And he definitely would have said so to clarify his actual Bet. But instead he left it vague intentionally, so nobody would call him on his Bool Sheeit, except me of course, since I own his Gay ass on a daily Basis. So file this under COMPLETE LIES!!!

Chrissy of course could PROVE all the doubters by Simply showing the bet slip or transaction history to verify it, but he's too much of a Pussy to do that!

#FRAUD LIFE BABY!

[Pickleball]

Aaaaaaaaaaand another new post from Chrissy.

He claims people cant make money from bitcoin because the price has gone up.
Natch when bitcoin hits $100k usd per coin he'll change his tune to "hurr hurr, still lots of profit to be made".

He also claims many people cant buy 1 bitcoin, seeming to forget that you can buy fractions of a coin.
Thats also like saying "Not many people can buy a house with straight cash so dont bother" because in the years Chrissy has been bragging about being a millionaire, still no permanent residence.

He then ramble-brags about making 77% ROI forgetting that he used to claim anything over 3% for the day was being greedy.

Does he plan on losing some big boy bets later in the day to smooth it out?

Chrissy just described himself!

Lazy - Check
Stupid - Check
Arrogant - Check

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy Maxing out the Masturr Card early this month! Won’t be much left for Stacy’s birthday in 10 days! Much like they didn’t bother celebrating their anniversary in August, it will be another selfish spending spree for the Bloat.

Curse of the Billy Goat is already in effect as the Canes go up by 1 early!!!



Starting with going to the Knights game, by himself and looking so happy!



#Lonely Bloke Life Baby

[TheRivers]

And while the BLOAT is bragging again tonight about going to another front row seat for a Golden Knoghts game (where they are underdogs so he likely bet against them) I’m “traveling the world” and am up in Edmonton where I will be attending Islanders-Oilers tomorrow night before then heading to Vancouver for Islanders-Canucks on Thursday. And yes I will be sitting in the front row for both games.

I’m not saying this to brag or boast or to try and impress you. But rather I want to impress upon you how unimpressive Chrissy is.

[BedWetterBettor]

And while the BLOAT is bragging again tonight about going to another front row seat for a Golden Knoghts game (where they are underdogs so he likely bet against them) I’m “traveling the world” and am up in Edmonton where I will be attending Islanders-Oilers tomorrow night before then heading to Vancouver for Islanders-Canucks on Thursday. And yes I will be sitting in the front row for both games.

I’m not saying this to brag or boast or to try and impress you. But rather I want to impress upon you how unimpressive Chrissy is.

Rep fail, was gonna say…

Just cuz Chrissy wears the Team’s cheap, replica, No name jersey, screams like a toddler at opposing team’s fans during the national anthem annnnnnnd cries like a bitch when the home team loses… Doesn’t mean he bet On them Hurr durr!?!



Oh yea, 2-0 Canes!!! Squirter’s Curse Continues!

@Rivers, u sure you’re not in Canada until the heat dies off from this?



I’m on to you Fella!!! You’re one of those Dead Broke Douche Bag Dealers that Cheats the Bloat by spinning the ball differently!?!?!

[BedWetterBettor]

Brokestopher with his usual Distraction Post tactic of "Hurr hurr look here folks, this is why You're Poor and I'm Rich... even though I have nothing, haven't played high limit, won a slot jackpot or show any sports bet slips... but just trust me folks!"




Why wasn't there a Winning Post of his Big Boy Bet on the Vegas Knights? He wore the Clown suit, made live videos at the game, surely the Bloat placed a winning wager on them like he did on the Montreal game that paid +192 and not the -130 the Bloat claimed to have bet on???



Oh right, Chrissy Cursed another team with his Unlucky Fat Face wearing their Cheap, No-Name Jersey with his Fake teeth grinning like a Masturbating Midget!

#BILLY GOAT LIFE!

[zealanddonk]

Brokestopher with his usual Distraction Post tactic of "Hurr hurr look here folks, this is why You're Poor and I'm Rich... even though I have nothing, haven't played high limit, won a slot jackpot or show any sports bet slips... but just trust me folks!"




Why wasn't there a Winning Post of his Big Boy Bet on the Vegas Knights? He wore the Clown suit, made live videos at the game, surely the Bloat placed a winning wager on them like he did on the Montreal game that paid +192 and not the -130 the Bloat claimed to have bet on???



Oh right, Chrissy Cursed another team with his Unlucky Fat Face wearing their Cheap, No-Name Jersey with his Fake teeth grinning like a Masturbating Midget!

#BILLY GOAT LIFE!

Lets pretend for a moment that Chrissy is a multi-millionaire and has time to be free to do whatever he wants.
From what we see, he seems a lot of his time on Social Media posting idiocy and staying up till 3am with itchy balls and stupid ideas.

I am hard pressed to think of anything of value or charity that Chrissy has done, other than the now very rare and likely fraudulent Burger King's Ransom receipts.
The only other story that springs to mind is when some woman was crying, [or maybe the guy, or both] after taking Chrissy's advice, so Chrissy won $2000 and generously gave it to them.
Believed to be young Zachy and his wife.
In other words, nothing.

Interesting now that the election is over and Chrissy had to change his tune from "Hurr hurr Riggggggggggged" he's gone with poor people.
Wouldnt that make more sense much more closer to Xmas, New year?

O well.

[1dollarboxcar]

comments on Krissy's newest post today...

[zealanddonk]

The bigger problem for Chrissy is, the second he agrees "Hurr hurr, it is us against the casinos" every broke ass clown will be asking him to stake them to help bring down the casinos.

This despite his claim about 3 years ago when he was going to form a group of high level gamblers, travelling the world beating the casinos.

The only thing that came from that was him beating his meat.

[zealanddonk]

O and for what its worth, Chrissy didnt post anything on Veterans' day about Veterans at all.

Anyone check Drew to see if he posted anythign positive about their father?

[BedWetterBettor]

The bigger problem for Chrissy is, the second he agrees "Hurr hurr, it is us against the casinos" every broke ass clown will be asking him to stake them to help bring down the casinos.

This despite his claim about 3 years ago when he was going to form a group of high level gamblers, travelling the world beating the casinos.

The only thing that came from that was him beating his meat.

zealanddonk: Chrissy wants sheeple who wont question him when either the koolaid or the lube comes out.

Not our boy David Cook, he straight up Owns Chrissy with his rebuttal of how Childish Chrissy is. Even subtly tells him to Fuck Off in a Christian way!

Funny how the OTHER DAVE also got tired of all the Childish Crap and refused to pay $999 after being Extorted for $5000 and kicked out of the Chums club!



Lol, not only did Dave Cook NOT go to college, but he makes more money than Chrissy could ever DREAM of making in a year! Of course Kyle will LIE and say "Hurr hurr I make more than that in my Delusional Dreams, so that means I'll make it for Realz one day drrrrp!!!"

Oh and David Cook, if you want Real Picks from the REAL Goat, hit me up and I’ll gladly give you free picks like this one below! Ya see I actually bet on sports, unlike Squirtstopher.

Annnnnnnd I prove it every single day while Masturbating Midgets like Chrissy just flap their lips with nonsensical conversation!



Here’s a bet from my Low Roller account, so even a Deadbroke Douchebag like Chrissy can understand how I win on my Big Boy account every single day that I Bet Thousands and Thousands of dollars!

Documentation beats Masturbation!

[Pickleball]

Is this an old picture of The Bitchell's?
I recall seeing a similar picture of the mother who desserted her daughter, ULVD.
Whether this is a new or old picture, Stacy has enough Botox in her cheeks to keep her looking about one year younger than she really is.

#Botox Life Baby without your first baby.



Unrelated, but I just noticed that The Bloat's fake upper teeth all look to be about the same size. Must be a cheap set of dentures from a cheap machine that cranks out, One Size Fits All.