Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

A lot of Chrissy's nonsense has already well shredded.

Some other points:

English was created in England, a foreign country, hurr hurr.

Bullying can take place in sports teams.

Chrissy rambles that NVB wont learn things that he "can't learn". This despite telling us that NVB is a genius, so why would he struggle with anything in the same grade if he was in a class?


My understanding is that homeschooled students are still expected to do standardised tests to ensure they actually learning relevant material.

Chrissy really is going balls deep into idiocy in November.

[BedWetterBettor]

Surprised Chrissy hasn't come out beating his chest how HE predicted Trump would Win and try to associate himself with the Donald. But it's still early in Vegas and the little Squirter will surely be posting some political nonsense soon enough!

Chrissy might also be able to file a Lawsuit against his former Mentor and Prayer Group Buddies Keith Craft and Trey C. Peterson!!



Not only did Keith and Trey NOT want to DO LIFE with Chrissy, they took his Elite Masturr Mind title and actually did it better than Little Kyle!

Why didn't Chrissy attend this Elite Event, didn't he pay for a year's worth of Craft events and then bail after only 3??? Didn't he claim he paid the full $18,000 fee up front? Or was that another... Complete LIE???

[The Boz]

Still trying to call out Dave Mason and Betonline but they obviously don’t care about people being scammed by Chrissy since it’s bringing money in for them. Until they block me, I’ll keep trying. If nothing else 600+ people that follow Dave saw this.

And Dave did inadvertently nail it by describing Chrissy to a T.

[zealanddonk]

Surprised Chrissy hasn't come out beating his chest how HE predicted Trump would Win and try to associate himself with the Donald.

Chrissy's been taken away to a Re-Education camp.

Oddly both Trump and Harris agreed itd be best for Chrissy, hurr hurr!

[BedWetterBettor]

Surprised Chrissy hasn't come out beating his chest how HE predicted Trump would Win and try to associate himself with the Donald.

Chrissy's been taken away to a Re-Education camp.

Oddly both Trump and Harris agreed itd be best for Chrissy, hurr hurr!

How long until Chrissy starts wearing a MAGA hat and saying "Hurr durr I root for the name on the BACK of the hat and not the one on the Front... Bloat Life Baby!?!?"


Still we get an early treat, it must mean the Affiliate money hit early! Chrissy gives us his BIGGEST win of his life... $277 folks!! Nothing more needs proving, anyone who makes $277 on a Guessing Game is CLEARLY rich beyond words despite wearing the SAME bath robe in every video and sitting in front of the same cheap portraits of Vegas!!



#CHEAP ROBE LIFE BABY!

I think I found out how Stacy has been making money with her new side hustle!

After the wildly successful 'Motivation for Mom's's's' Stacy has decided to go on network television folks!

zealanddonk: I'll probably watch this later. Will we get a "hollar at ya boi" ?

Watch Every Second of this video to find out... it's full of contradictions and Classic Chrissy stupidity. He literally starts with "This Strategy works all the time" then 4 minutes later, "Hurr hurr I have to adjust strategies because it's not working right now!"

You can't write this shit. Enjoy it Z, it's an easy way to make the Colt Dolt look even more idiotic than usual!

[zealanddonk]

A quick analysis of Chrissy's recent posts on FB shows he gets less than 40 reactions [excluding his own] on his posts unless he is dressed like a flagrant homosexual.

Even with his silliest engagement style posts, he rarely gets more than 20 responses, again excluding his own comments as replies to those posts.

Awhile ago he claimed people kept emailing him wanting to watch his gambling videos yet he is again sub 40 on those as well.

I cant be bothered doing a name based analysis to see just how many unique chums are reacting but suffice it to say he either alienates anyone who does view, or he just has the same core group of chums interacting with his nonsense.

[BedWetterBettor]

Welp, figure I might as well post my review of Chrissy latest Nonsense Video "How to Make $277 in 10 minutes"



Chrissy opens the video in his ratty bath robe, from the Same bunker location with Cheaply done Vegas Poster Squares hung up behind him that we've seen for over a year now. I wonder if he went to the same Graphic Artist for that as he did for the off center picture of himself he plastered on his Leased Red Chevy Tahoe??? Shoutout to Summerlin Pro Tints!!!

Chrissy claims he Won $50 so fast in Baccy, didn't have time to show his strategy... which is essentially 'Guess a side hope it wins, if it doesn't Win, delete the video and re-record until it hits!'


Little Kyle prattles on about how the "Trend is your friend.... So pay $999 to learn how to bet on the hot streak! Ground breaking stuff here folks!!

But if you Lose, then sit out... because that changes the cards/little ball randomly landing!

Kirk proclaims that "Sitting out allows you to see what the "trend WOULD be" however if he bets and loses it means they Cheated folks!" Let that sink in!

And if it hits, BUT Chrissy has NO bet up, it means he WOULD have won! But you dead broke douche bags "distracted him" from placing the bet! "The second he sat down folks!!!"

Banker wins with 9, so NATURALLY that means it will win again if Chrissy bets on right folks... folks??? Of course not, Player gets a 9.... Naturally!!!

So Chrissy sits out, cuz hurr hurr the Cards know when he's playing and change to stop the Bloat!!!

And of course he PREDICTED that Banker would win. He wasn't confident enough to actually bet Money on it. But YOU should have the confidence to pay him $999 for this sort of Life Changing advice. Ask Dave Pruett how that went???

He plays on Banker and Naturally it Loses.... Chrissy sits out and now starts "Hurr Durring about ADJUSTING his strategy!"


Chrissy tells us "There's no ONE strategy," even though Chrissy started by saying the "Trend strategy works every time folks!" But that was 4 minutes ago, so hell with that theory folks!

Chrissy switches to some nonsensical strategy and starts getting scared with his excuses being generated almost by the Second like he's "tired, distracted, busy with his other 7 or 8 passive incomes or had 5 Cocks in his Tail!"

Shoe starts chopping, so Naturally Chrissy's Trend is your friend strategy is Hog wash! But don't let the truth get in the way of a good story folks!

So of course Chrissy puts up $500 on Player becuz hurr durr 4 minutes ago his trend strategy works , except for the last 4 hands! Wouldn't ya know the big Boy bet Wins as the video being uploaded will allow that sort of thing to be seen and a Losing video does not get the luxury of being uploaded.

Chrissy then yaps on and on how Great he is for winning over $270 in 10 minutes and how you can make this money too just by Guessing, Calling it a Strategy, then saying "wellllll it doesn't always work so you have to Adjust it, which is the REAL strategy!" He calls it the "Adjustable Strategy", which by definition doesn't make it an actual strategy as a Strategy is Defined as a Set Plan of Action Designed to Achieved an Aim or Goal! But don't let Chrissy know that or he'll call Merriam Webster just another Hater!

He whines about sitting in traffic, going to a JOB. Of course he doesn't acknowledge that we was DOWN over $250 in 4 minutes and Guessed Lucky on a $500 bet. Should you LOSE that bet, well then BLAME someone else and whine like a Bitch like Chrissy! COLT LIFE BABY!


I give this a 4 out of 10 and suggest you watch it if you like to see the little midget squirm. And sadly No ZD, we don't get a Holla at Cha Boi!!!

[zealanddonk]

The main thing is, as long as Chrissy got attention (good or bad) and got his high from placing a big boy bet, then its a great video.

Forget how many chums will realise if the $500 bet lost then its load up $1k and chase, and then hit table limit if that one loses.