And no sooner do I comment above a Post that's indirectly about himself does he use his Prop sperm baby to make a "
Me, Me , Me ... My, My , My" rant.
How about using the fucking kid's name? Oh wait, he's such a narcissist he named the little Squirt after HIMSELF... SHOCKER!!!
The rest is all nonsense and Bool Sheeit about how Home Schooling is better than Public School.
He even tries to tell us how NVB is too good for Cafeteria Food and ONLY eats at Five Star Restaraunts... Meanwhile in the Real World, we see him eating Cheez Itz, M & Ms, and Reeses Pieces among other Delicacies that ONLY rich, privileged millionaire children get to have hurr hurr!
I'll be nice today and not rip the kid for being semi-autistic, skinny legged and stuck in a stroller til he's 12... oops!
Nam Douche shows up first to slob on Kyle's Tiny Knob!
Nam Douche -
"Derrrp Formal Education makes you a living. Self Education makes you a Fortune!"
Unless you're Chrissy and all you can do for 10 years is Masturbate for Money! NVB will have PLENTY of research for his future career as a Gay Porn Pud Puller!
God this is full of Gems! I'll try to grab only the best ones!
1)
"MY Son(not OUR son... thanks for nothing Stace!)
gets to learn from his mommy & Daddy, not a stranger who teaches him useless information. Chrissy - "Hey Bubs, did you know that American Roulette Wheels are Better than European Roulette???" "Annnnnnnnnd Einstein Invented Electricity and the Light Bulb! Not that Benjamin Franklin guy!"
Bubs -
"Momma says that Ben Franklin is the DEVIL and Alligators are ornery cuz dey got all dem teef and no Toof Brush!!!"
2) MY Son gets to attend Pro Sporting events instead of getting a much needed 8 hours of sleep.
Then we drag him to the Airport, Lock him in a tiny mid-week rate hotel room annnnnd strap him to a stroller at 5 years old(thanks rivers) Nomad Life Baby!
3)
MY son doesn't have to deal with Bullies or get introduced to Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco or *Pornography.... That is until he Googles his Daddy's name or searches YouTube, lol!
4) MY son gets to learn about Christian values and world view...
By Never Going to Church and getting Exiled from the One run by Keith Craft!
5) MY son gets to learn about "REAL LIFE Situations and discover Different Cultures while Traveling...
"Hurr hurr Casinos Cheat, the Dealer spins the Ball Differently Folks! Sports are Rigged, Pit Bosses are Fuckin Assholes, Hey Bubs, look at those Dead Broke Douchebags working J.O.B.s and those Crazy Stupid Asians gambling more money than I'll ever have!?!?"
And who can forget Chrissy's brilliant assertion that
"Sending your Kids to Public School is Child Abuse!"